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Posted 17 years agoWould You...
[] Push me into a wall and kiss me?
[] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill?
[] Slap Me?
[] Have Hard Core Sex With Me?
[] Slap Me If I Asked You To?
[] Lick/Suck My Neck?
[] Let Me Lick/Suck Your Neck?
[] Watch A Movie With Me?
[] Take Me Out To Dinner?
[] Take A Shower With Me?
[] Take Me Home For The Night?
[] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed?
[] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed (With You)?
[] Take Me Anywhere With You?
[] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions?
[] Lock me In your room And take advantage of me?
[] Let me lock you in your room and take advantage of you?
[] Make me breakfast?
[] Tickle Me?
[] Let Me Tickle You?
[] Stick Up For Me If Someone Was Being Mean to Me?
[] Instant Message Me?
[] Greet Me In Public?
[] Hang Out With Me?
[] Hold my waist from behind while we are out?
[] Bring Me Around Your Friends?
Do You...
[] Miss Me?
[] Love Me?
[] Think I'm Hot?
[] Think I'm Cute?
[] Think I'm Ok?
[] Think I'm Ugly?
[] Want To Kiss Me?
[] Want To Cuddle With Me?
[] Want To Date Me?
[] Want To Love Me?
Am I...
[] Sweet?
[] Funny?
[] Cool?
[] Lovable?
[] Adorable?
[] Great To Be With?
[] Attractive?
[] Mean?
Have You Ever...
[] Thought About Hooking Up With Me?
[] Found Yourself Wanting To Kiss Me?
[] Wished I Were There?
[] Had A Crush On Me?
[] Wanted My Number?
[] Had A Dream About Me?
[] Been Distracted By Me?
[] Thought About Fucking Me?
Are You...
[] Happy You Know Me?
[] Thinking About Me?
[] My Friend
[] A Freak-A-Leak
[] Push me into a wall and kiss me?
[] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill?
[] Slap Me?
[] Have Hard Core Sex With Me?
[] Slap Me If I Asked You To?
[] Lick/Suck My Neck?
[] Let Me Lick/Suck Your Neck?
[] Watch A Movie With Me?
[] Take Me Out To Dinner?
[] Take A Shower With Me?
[] Take Me Home For The Night?
[] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed?
[] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed (With You)?
[] Take Me Anywhere With You?
[] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions?
[] Lock me In your room And take advantage of me?
[] Let me lock you in your room and take advantage of you?
[] Make me breakfast?
[] Tickle Me?
[] Let Me Tickle You?
[] Stick Up For Me If Someone Was Being Mean to Me?
[] Instant Message Me?
[] Greet Me In Public?
[] Hang Out With Me?
[] Hold my waist from behind while we are out?
[] Bring Me Around Your Friends?
Do You...
[] Miss Me?
[] Love Me?
[] Think I'm Hot?
[] Think I'm Cute?
[] Think I'm Ok?
[] Think I'm Ugly?
[] Want To Kiss Me?
[] Want To Cuddle With Me?
[] Want To Date Me?
[] Want To Love Me?
Am I...
[] Sweet?
[] Funny?
[] Cool?
[] Lovable?
[] Adorable?
[] Great To Be With?
[] Attractive?
[] Mean?
Have You Ever...
[] Thought About Hooking Up With Me?
[] Found Yourself Wanting To Kiss Me?
[] Wished I Were There?
[] Had A Crush On Me?
[] Wanted My Number?
[] Had A Dream About Me?
[] Been Distracted By Me?
[] Thought About Fucking Me?
Are You...
[] Happy You Know Me?
[] Thinking About Me?
[] My Friend
[] A Freak-A-Leak
What a Kiss Means
Posted 17 years agoThink Positive Thoughts and Positive Things WILL Happen!!!
+Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready to kiss lower"
+Kiss on the Forehead = "I'm here for you"
+Kiss on the Ear = "I want to hear you beg for it"
+Kiss on the Cheek = "We're close friends"
+Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
+Kiss on the Neck = "We belong together"
+Kiss on the Shoulder = "Stay with me"
+Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"
What the gesture means...
+Holding Hands = "I want to show others just how much I love you"
+Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
+Holding on tight = "Your the one I want to hold"
+Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
+Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
+Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
+Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
+picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"
--Advice--
+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one
+If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.
--Requirements--
+Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you.
Repost this as "what a kiss means"
I think that the shoulder and the neck ones should be switched, but i am giving it a shot. Whats the worse that could happen by posting this.
+Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready to kiss lower"
+Kiss on the Forehead = "I'm here for you"
+Kiss on the Ear = "I want to hear you beg for it"
+Kiss on the Cheek = "We're close friends"
+Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
+Kiss on the Neck = "We belong together"
+Kiss on the Shoulder = "Stay with me"
+Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"
What the gesture means...
+Holding Hands = "I want to show others just how much I love you"
+Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
+Holding on tight = "Your the one I want to hold"
+Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
+Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
+Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
+Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
+picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"
--Advice--
+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one
+If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.
--Requirements--
+Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you.
Repost this as "what a kiss means"
I think that the shoulder and the neck ones should be switched, but i am giving it a shot. Whats the worse that could happen by posting this.
My Bar Tap is $770
Posted 17 years agoThis is fun to do!
The only catch is that you can't ask the person who posted it anything about it!
Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine.
Title your response "My Bar Tab is$........"
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Did some X -- $15
Did cocaine -- $20
Did meth -- $25
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you--$40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Had sex with members of the same family -- $50
Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$50
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $100
Spit in someone's food --$25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
Been raped -- $500
Have raped -- $200
Had sex with some one under 16 -- $300
Had sex with a dog -- $25
Had sex with a horse -- $50
Had sex with a cat -- $75 (add $50 if you tied it up so you didn't get scratched)
Have you ever had sex in a fursuit -- $100
Have you ever had sex while your partner wore a fursuit -- $100
Been spanked by a lover -- $50
Been whipped by a lover -- $ 100
Been fisted -- $150
If you know what "CBT" stands for -- $250
Used whip cream in bed -- $25
Used handcuffs in bed -- $50
Used a whip or paddle in bed -- $75
Ever imagined the person you where having sex with was some one else -- $100
If you have had a butt plug in for more then an hour -- $75
If you ever used any vacuum cleaner attachments -- $100
Had someone come climb in your bedroom window for sex so your parents would not find out -- $100
Used a blow up doll -- $50
Drove away from a car accident you caused -- $500
Cut yourself on purpose -- $100
Cut someone else on purpose -- $150
Pissed on some one -- $10 (Add $10 if they drank it)
Been pissed on -- $15 (add $20 if you drank it)
Shit on some one -- $20 (add $25 if they ate it)
Been shit on -- $25 (add $50 if you ate it)
If you have ever been shot -- $300
Dyed your hair -- $10
Dyed your pubes -- $20
If you ever ate your own cum (vaginal fluids for females)-- $20
Smoked while having sex -- $20
Ate a sandwich while having sex -- $50
Slapped someone across the face while fucking them-- $100
If you ever shoved a candle up someone's ass and lit it-- $200
Fucked someone while they were crying-- $300
If you have ever fucked a girl on the rag -- $100
If you ate her out after -- $200
If you have sucked your own cum out of a guy's ass -- $200
If you took this test and were completely honest add -- $500
Didn't use a condom -- $50
Got an STD -- $ 25
Have an STD -- $ 100
Planned to kill some one -- $50
Killed somebody -- $1,000
Add $5 for each tattoo and piercing you have
Add $10 for each scar over an inch long that you have
Tally it up and title it..."My Bar Tab Is $...."
The only catch is that you can't ask the person who posted it anything about it!
Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine.
Title your response "My Bar Tab is$........"
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Did some X -- $15
Did cocaine -- $20
Did meth -- $25
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you--$40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Had sex with members of the same family -- $50
Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$50
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $100
Spit in someone's food --$25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
Been raped -- $500
Have raped -- $200
Had sex with some one under 16 -- $300
Had sex with a dog -- $25
Had sex with a horse -- $50
Had sex with a cat -- $75 (add $50 if you tied it up so you didn't get scratched)
Have you ever had sex in a fursuit -- $100
Have you ever had sex while your partner wore a fursuit -- $100
Been spanked by a lover -- $50
Been whipped by a lover -- $ 100
Been fisted -- $150
If you know what "CBT" stands for -- $250
Used whip cream in bed -- $25
Used handcuffs in bed -- $50
Used a whip or paddle in bed -- $75
Ever imagined the person you where having sex with was some one else -- $100
If you have had a butt plug in for more then an hour -- $75
If you ever used any vacuum cleaner attachments -- $100
Had someone come climb in your bedroom window for sex so your parents would not find out -- $100
Used a blow up doll -- $50
Drove away from a car accident you caused -- $500
Cut yourself on purpose -- $100
Cut someone else on purpose -- $150
Pissed on some one -- $10 (Add $10 if they drank it)
Been pissed on -- $15 (add $20 if you drank it)
Shit on some one -- $20 (add $25 if they ate it)
Been shit on -- $25 (add $50 if you ate it)
If you have ever been shot -- $300
Dyed your hair -- $10
Dyed your pubes -- $20
If you ever ate your own cum (vaginal fluids for females)-- $20
Smoked while having sex -- $20
Ate a sandwich while having sex -- $50
Slapped someone across the face while fucking them-- $100
If you ever shoved a candle up someone's ass and lit it-- $200
Fucked someone while they were crying-- $300
If you have ever fucked a girl on the rag -- $100
If you ate her out after -- $200
If you have sucked your own cum out of a guy's ass -- $200
If you took this test and were completely honest add -- $500
Didn't use a condom -- $50
Got an STD -- $ 25
Have an STD -- $ 100
Planned to kill some one -- $50
Killed somebody -- $1,000
Add $5 for each tattoo and piercing you have
Add $10 for each scar over an inch long that you have
Tally it up and title it..."My Bar Tab Is $...."
No Subject
Posted 17 years agoStolen from Magical_Hatz
Stolen from hazard
YOUR BOY SIDE
[x] you love hoodies
[x] you love jeans
[ ] dogs are better then cats
[x] its hilarious when people get hurt
[ ] you've played with boys on a team
[x] shopping is torture
[x] sad movies suck
[ ] you own an XBOX
[x] you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid
[ ] at some point in life you wanted to be a fire fighter
[x] you owned a DS, PS2 or Sega
[x] you used to be obsessed with Power rangers
[ ] watch sports on TV
[ ] gory movies are cool
[ ] you go to your dad for advice
[ ] you own like a trillion baseball hats
[ ] you used to/do collect baseball/football/basketball collector cards
[x] baggy sweatpants are nice to wear
[x] its kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
[x] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
[x] you love to go crazy and not care what other people think
[ ] sports are fun
[x] you sometimes talk with food in your mouth
[ ] you sleep at night with your socks on (it gets freakin cold at night!)
[ ] you have fished at least once
TOTAL= 13
YOUR GIRL SIDE
[ ] you like to shop
[ ] you wear eyeliner
[ ] you go to your mom for advice
[ ] you consider cheerleading a sport
[ ] you hate wearing all black
[ ] you like going to the mall
[ ] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures
[ ] you like wearing jewelry
[ ] cried during The Notebook
[ ] skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
[ ] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies
[ ] you don't like the movie Star Wars
[ ] you are/were in gymnastics
[ ] it takes you around one hour or longer to shower and get dressed all in one time
[ ] you smile a lot more than you should
[ ] you have more than 6 pairs of shoes
[ ] you care about what you look like a majority of the time
[ ] you like wearing dresses
[ ] you like wearing body spray/perfumes
[ ] you like high heel shoes
[ ] you used to play with dolls as a kid
[ ] you like putting makeup on others
[ ] you like being the star of almost everything
[ ] hot pink is one of your favorite colors
TOTAL= o
Take the totals and multiply them by 4. That's your percentages.
Guy percentaging = 52%
Girl percentaging = 0%
My other 42% is crazy.
Stolen from hazard
YOUR BOY SIDE
[x] you love hoodies
[x] you love jeans
[ ] dogs are better then cats
[x] its hilarious when people get hurt
[ ] you've played with boys on a team
[x] shopping is torture
[x] sad movies suck
[ ] you own an XBOX
[x] you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid
[ ] at some point in life you wanted to be a fire fighter
[x] you owned a DS, PS2 or Sega
[x] you used to be obsessed with Power rangers
[ ] watch sports on TV
[ ] gory movies are cool
[ ] you go to your dad for advice
[ ] you own like a trillion baseball hats
[ ] you used to/do collect baseball/football/basketball collector cards
[x] baggy sweatpants are nice to wear
[x] its kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
[x] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
[x] you love to go crazy and not care what other people think
[ ] sports are fun
[x] you sometimes talk with food in your mouth
[ ] you sleep at night with your socks on (it gets freakin cold at night!)
[ ] you have fished at least once
TOTAL= 13
YOUR GIRL SIDE
[ ] you like to shop
[ ] you wear eyeliner
[ ] you go to your mom for advice
[ ] you consider cheerleading a sport
[ ] you hate wearing all black
[ ] you like going to the mall
[ ] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures
[ ] you like wearing jewelry
[ ] cried during The Notebook
[ ] skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
[ ] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies
[ ] you don't like the movie Star Wars
[ ] you are/were in gymnastics
[ ] it takes you around one hour or longer to shower and get dressed all in one time
[ ] you smile a lot more than you should
[ ] you have more than 6 pairs of shoes
[ ] you care about what you look like a majority of the time
[ ] you like wearing dresses
[ ] you like wearing body spray/perfumes
[ ] you like high heel shoes
[ ] you used to play with dolls as a kid
[ ] you like putting makeup on others
[ ] you like being the star of almost everything
[ ] hot pink is one of your favorite colors
TOTAL= o
Take the totals and multiply them by 4. That's your percentages.
Guy percentaging = 52%
Girl percentaging = 0%
My other 42% is crazy.
Food Meme
Posted 17 years agoStole from Magical_HATz
Stole'd from macroceli
1. Here's a simple one, name your favorite Breakfast food?
I dont like Breakfast, but if i had to choose, i would say Bacon!
2. What's your favorite mid day snack?
Left over from dinner the night before
3. Favorite thing for supper?
Corned Beef with Irish mashed patatos
4. What's your favorite fruit(s) you enjoy to eat?
Green Apples, if they are nice, crisp, juicy and sour, that is the perfect Apple
5. Got a favorite veggie(s)?
hmmm, dont know, not a fan of veggies, just dont let them be cooked.
6. We know you've been waiting for this one, what are your favorite FROZEN Treats?
Chocolate Ice Cream with Peanut Butter Swirls inside of it.
7. Lets hear your favorite HOT treat.
HOT COCO!!!!!!
8. How about generic candies?
Sour gummies.
9. What's your favorite food to order out for?
Chinese
10. What's the WEIRDEST thing you've ever eaten?
Hmmm, I dont know. I havnt really eaten anything weird.
11. What's the NASTIEST thing you've ever eaten?
Cooked Broccoli, I have to agree with Magical_HATz on that
12. O..k...bizarre but Uhh...what's your favorite place to get fast food from?
Hmm, thats difficult. If i am in mood for chinese, i would say this place at the mall, they have good food there, if not, then i would say Burger King.
13. What is your favorite Restaurant/Buffet you love going to?
I dont know, I guess T.G.I. Fridays, but then again I dont go out to eat much.
Stole'd from macroceli
1. Here's a simple one, name your favorite Breakfast food?
I dont like Breakfast, but if i had to choose, i would say Bacon!
2. What's your favorite mid day snack?
Left over from dinner the night before
3. Favorite thing for supper?
Corned Beef with Irish mashed patatos
4. What's your favorite fruit(s) you enjoy to eat?
Green Apples, if they are nice, crisp, juicy and sour, that is the perfect Apple
5. Got a favorite veggie(s)?
hmmm, dont know, not a fan of veggies, just dont let them be cooked.
6. We know you've been waiting for this one, what are your favorite FROZEN Treats?
Chocolate Ice Cream with Peanut Butter Swirls inside of it.
7. Lets hear your favorite HOT treat.
HOT COCO!!!!!!
8. How about generic candies?
Sour gummies.
9. What's your favorite food to order out for?
Chinese
10. What's the WEIRDEST thing you've ever eaten?
Hmmm, I dont know. I havnt really eaten anything weird.
11. What's the NASTIEST thing you've ever eaten?
Cooked Broccoli, I have to agree with Magical_HATz on that
12. O..k...bizarre but Uhh...what's your favorite place to get fast food from?
Hmm, thats difficult. If i am in mood for chinese, i would say this place at the mall, they have good food there, if not, then i would say Burger King.
13. What is your favorite Restaurant/Buffet you love going to?
I dont know, I guess T.G.I. Fridays, but then again I dont go out to eat much.
