Still Moving Accounts!
Posted 11 years agoMoving Accounts
Posted 12 years agoMoving to
ZipperKat
This account will be slowly drained to nothing as i move what art i find worthy to post.
I know a lot of people like my old artwork, but i feel my talent has much improved since then,.so i will be moving all the nice digital stuff over to
ZipperKat
Please follow me over :D i will no longer be posting artwork on this account.
I actually forgot about this old funny artstyle with the colorful lines..im'ma post more of it later once my commissions are done xD
To people i owe art to: i'll be contacting you and linking you to the commission when its done, but i'll be posting it to my other account. I hope ya'll dont mind <3














ZipperKatThis account will be slowly drained to nothing as i move what art i find worthy to post.
I know a lot of people like my old artwork, but i feel my talent has much improved since then,.so i will be moving all the nice digital stuff over to
ZipperKatPlease follow me over :D i will no longer be posting artwork on this account.
I actually forgot about this old funny artstyle with the colorful lines..im'ma post more of it later once my commissions are done xD
To people i owe art to: i'll be contacting you and linking you to the commission when its done, but i'll be posting it to my other account. I hope ya'll dont mind <3














Fursona Meme <3
Posted 12 years ago• What is the name of your fursona?
Chevelle Afterglow
• Where did the name of your fursona come from?
The car. Sleek and powerful. The name is actually a contradiction considering that Chevelle is very shy and prefers to stay by herself and work privately on projects.
• What species is your fursona and why did you choose that species?
Chevelle is 70% rabbit, the rest is dragon and a dash of fox in there somewhere..
• What color is your fursona and why?
Shes four differint shades of grey with splashes od aqua and cyan in places. To me it signifies her need to be alone, but sometimes she allows people in, tho very rarely.
• What is your fursona's personality and how does this compare to your RL personality?
Chev is more shy,.she tries to break habit and reach out at times to befriend people. Tho when she is upset about something,.she may never tell anyone and keep it to herself. Repeated offences from friends/colleagues may result in an emotional explosion, leveling offenders and unfortunately, those nearby.
• What is one item your fursona owns that is significant to you in RL?
Chev wears two large silver rings in the tips of her ears, much as the goat in Hunchback of Notra Dame.
I keep forgetting to add them before posting the artwork.
• What is one thing your fursona would say to you if you could meet?
Probably 'i told you so'.
• How has your fursona changed over the years?
Chevelle's colors have changed drastically, her markings have changed and even her face a little. But shes done changing.
• How long have you had this fursona?
About a year now.
• Would you like to be more like your fursona?
Sometimes i wish i could make her more like me.
• Now tag people.
vanillin
wiseman
Excess-0
Bikuu
mxgurl89
orange04
ChesireCG
midoriarts
Chevelle Afterglow
• Where did the name of your fursona come from?
The car. Sleek and powerful. The name is actually a contradiction considering that Chevelle is very shy and prefers to stay by herself and work privately on projects.
• What species is your fursona and why did you choose that species?
Chevelle is 70% rabbit, the rest is dragon and a dash of fox in there somewhere..
• What color is your fursona and why?
Shes four differint shades of grey with splashes od aqua and cyan in places. To me it signifies her need to be alone, but sometimes she allows people in, tho very rarely.
• What is your fursona's personality and how does this compare to your RL personality?
Chev is more shy,.she tries to break habit and reach out at times to befriend people. Tho when she is upset about something,.she may never tell anyone and keep it to herself. Repeated offences from friends/colleagues may result in an emotional explosion, leveling offenders and unfortunately, those nearby.
• What is one item your fursona owns that is significant to you in RL?
Chev wears two large silver rings in the tips of her ears, much as the goat in Hunchback of Notra Dame.
I keep forgetting to add them before posting the artwork.
• What is one thing your fursona would say to you if you could meet?
Probably 'i told you so'.
• How has your fursona changed over the years?
Chevelle's colors have changed drastically, her markings have changed and even her face a little. But shes done changing.
• How long have you had this fursona?
About a year now.
• Would you like to be more like your fursona?
Sometimes i wish i could make her more like me.
• Now tag people.
vanillin
wiseman
Excess-0
Bikuu
mxgurl89
orange04
ChesireCG
midoriartsCynn being impersonated on FB
Posted 12 years agothis is the account https://www.facebook.com/valerie.ramirez.50951
Cynn has made it VERY clear that this account is not her or anyone she knows. The person has posted that all the artwork on the account is her own and when Cynn requested she take it down she refused. Please do what you can to have this account shut down.
Cynn has made it VERY clear that this account is not her or anyone she knows. The person has posted that all the artwork on the account is her own and when Cynn requested she take it down she refused. Please do what you can to have this account shut down.
Chrismas List
Posted 12 years agoGot from
lollipopillusion 's Journal C:
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Step 1~
Make a post in your journal containing your list of 10 holiday wishes. The wishes can be anything at all, from simple to really big. The important thing is, make sure these wishes are things you really, truly want.If you wish for real-life things, make sure you include some sort of contact info in your post, whether it's your address or just your email address where folks could get in touch with you
.~Step 2~
Surf around other lists to see who has posted their list. If you see a wish you can grant, and it's in your heart to do so, make someone's wish come true. Sometimes someone's trash is another's treasure, and if you have a leather jacket you don't want or a gift certificate you won't use--or even know where you could get someone's dream for free--do it. You needn't spend money on these wishes unless you want to. The point isn't to put people out, it's to provide everyone a chance to be someone else's holiday elf--to spread the joy. Gifts can be made anonymously or not--it's your call. There are no rules with this project, no guarantees, and no strings attached. Just...wish, and it might come true. Give, and you might receive. And you'll have the joy of knowing you made someone's holiday special!
~Step 3~
The List:
1.Art of Chevelle. I dont care if you dont think you are a good artist, it would really warm my heart to see Chevi in the eyes of someone else.
2. Muse CDs..Muse is my favorite band and i only have the album called Second Law.
3. rat stuff. A lot of people dont know that i have a pair of fancy rats. I'd love a new hammock or some chew toys.
4. I'd love a new tattoo. I used to be a tattoo apprentice and as a rite we had to tattoo our own leg. I'd love to have the one on my leg covered up.
5. and lastly, soaps and lotions from Victoria Secret. I love this stuff. They have some wonderful perfumes and lotions and seasonal stuff. Most of the stuff i have from them has been discontinued :/ so i cant find Grapesicle perfume anymore :/
I know i dont really have many friends on FA, and that most of the things on this list wont happen. But it would be super nice if anyone were to try.
if you would like my contact info, go ahead and throw me a note. If you want to keep your gift a secret, you can just as for my info and not say what its for. I wont pry i promise.
-Zippers
lollipopillusion 's Journal C:---
Step 1~
Make a post in your journal containing your list of 10 holiday wishes. The wishes can be anything at all, from simple to really big. The important thing is, make sure these wishes are things you really, truly want.If you wish for real-life things, make sure you include some sort of contact info in your post, whether it's your address or just your email address where folks could get in touch with you
.~Step 2~
Surf around other lists to see who has posted their list. If you see a wish you can grant, and it's in your heart to do so, make someone's wish come true. Sometimes someone's trash is another's treasure, and if you have a leather jacket you don't want or a gift certificate you won't use--or even know where you could get someone's dream for free--do it. You needn't spend money on these wishes unless you want to. The point isn't to put people out, it's to provide everyone a chance to be someone else's holiday elf--to spread the joy. Gifts can be made anonymously or not--it's your call. There are no rules with this project, no guarantees, and no strings attached. Just...wish, and it might come true. Give, and you might receive. And you'll have the joy of knowing you made someone's holiday special!
~Step 3~
The List:
1.Art of Chevelle. I dont care if you dont think you are a good artist, it would really warm my heart to see Chevi in the eyes of someone else.
2. Muse CDs..Muse is my favorite band and i only have the album called Second Law.
3. rat stuff. A lot of people dont know that i have a pair of fancy rats. I'd love a new hammock or some chew toys.
4. I'd love a new tattoo. I used to be a tattoo apprentice and as a rite we had to tattoo our own leg. I'd love to have the one on my leg covered up.
5. and lastly, soaps and lotions from Victoria Secret. I love this stuff. They have some wonderful perfumes and lotions and seasonal stuff. Most of the stuff i have from them has been discontinued :/ so i cant find Grapesicle perfume anymore :/
I know i dont really have many friends on FA, and that most of the things on this list wont happen. But it would be super nice if anyone were to try.
if you would like my contact info, go ahead and throw me a note. If you want to keep your gift a secret, you can just as for my info and not say what its for. I wont pry i promise.
-Zippers
my little kitty
Posted 12 years agoKurtis can always tell when im upset.
Little guy is curled up on my chest licking my cheaks and purring so loud.
He always makes me smile, even when i dont think i can.
sorry for the delay in art
Posted 12 years agoso, i have the flu real bad or some shit, Kairo thinks its pneumonia. But i dont have health insurance or i'd go to the doctor. So im just going to suffer this one out. A lot of orange juice, cold and flu pills and sleep. a LOT of sleep. Tho for the first four days i couldnt eat anything or sleep at all..now my hacking is keeping Kairo awake.
I'm so exausted all the time..fml
SKULLPUP RAFFLE RE-DO?
Posted 12 years ago Yep, you heard right. The winner of the raffle has forfit her Skullpup due to some RL issues, and wont be able to log into FA for quite some time. They have asked me to run the numbers again, and give Morningstar to another lucky person.
Very Generous.
But here we go for Round TWO!!!
Here's the verdict!! http://s316.photobucket.com/user/th.....728a1.jpg.html
CONGRADULATIONS
G9inWonderland
Everyone give a round of applause to the lucky winner and to the wonderful person who forfit and allowed this re-do to happen <3
Very Generous.
But here we go for Round TWO!!!
Here's the verdict!! http://s316.photobucket.com/user/th.....728a1.jpg.html
CONGRADULATIONS
G9inWonderlandEveryone give a round of applause to the lucky winner and to the wonderful person who forfit and allowed this re-do to happen <3
RAFFLE WINNER!
Posted 12 years agoIM lATE!
AN HOUR LATE TO BE EXACT!
THE WINNER OF THE SKULLPUP RAFFLE IS
XxMooshyNomingSceneWolfxX
and here is proof :D
http://s316.photobucket.com/user/th.....721ba.jpg.html
congradulations!!!!
AN HOUR LATE TO BE EXACT!
THE WINNER OF THE SKULLPUP RAFFLE IS
XxMooshyNomingSceneWolfxXand here is proof :D
http://s316.photobucket.com/user/th.....721ba.jpg.html
congradulations!!!!
CYNN's watcher appreciation!!!
Posted 12 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5176674/
Cynn just reached 3000+ watchers,.lets make it 4000!!!
She's doing some free icons for her beloved watchers,.go be a part of the celebration <3
Cynn just reached 3000+ watchers,.lets make it 4000!!!
She's doing some free icons for her beloved watchers,.go be a part of the celebration <3
Skullpup Giveaway
Posted 12 years agoThis is Morningstar. (http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11862878/ ) She is a Skullpup© who is now available for free to one lucky person who's name will be drawn from a raffle. Skullpups are a closed species and only available here! So if you would like one, line up<3
Starting today (10/18/2013 . 11:05pm EST) this raffle will be open for a total of SEVEN (7) days.
Raffle will be ending next Friday (10/25/2013 . 11:05 EST)
You must be a watcher and put out a journal advertising this raffle in order to enter. Please leave a link in the comments below to your comment on this journal.
GOODLUCK AND MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR
Starting today (10/18/2013 . 11:05pm EST) this raffle will be open for a total of SEVEN (7) days.
Raffle will be ending next Friday (10/25/2013 . 11:05 EST)
You must be a watcher and put out a journal advertising this raffle in order to enter. Please leave a link in the comments below to your comment on this journal.
GOODLUCK AND MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR
HELP US SAVE THIS KITTIES LIFE!!!
Posted 12 years agoSkullpup Adoptables.
Posted 12 years ago SKULLPUP ADOPTS
Skullpups are a closed species. So if you want one, you'll have to get them here!
two are still available
fear not! males and more colors coming soon! Tutorial on Gradient Shading
Posted 12 years ago Tutorial created by my friend Phoebe <3 so give her credit ^_^
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsaOOjhmsV4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsaOOjhmsV4
COMISSIONS ARE OPEN
Posted 12 years agoopening for Halloween themed commissions! please check my prices on my profile!
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Posted 12 years agoInternet Is Back Up And Running
Posted 12 years agoNet is back up and projects are all being organized. Comissions are closed untill projects are all caught up.
Internet is still down
Posted 12 years agowe are actually actively working to get the net up right now. hopefully within the next week or two @_@ this sucks so bad, i have like 4 projects im working on and this is a huge inconvenience..i cant stand this..its freaking stupid.
to those of you i owe art to, thankyou so much for being patient and i havent given up on your projects!
to those of you i owe art to, thankyou so much for being patient and i havent given up on your projects!
internet is gone
Posted 12 years agogod, and just when things were looking up.
internet was turned off, it needs to be turned back on..im dyeing here.
sorry to everyone awaiting responses from me on commissions or otherwise, please be patient..i'm doing the best i can <3
internet was turned off, it needs to be turned back on..im dyeing here.
sorry to everyone awaiting responses from me on commissions or otherwise, please be patient..i'm doing the best i can <3
FA Commisions
Posted 12 years agoFurAffinity has FINALLY fixed the commissions tab on your profile <3
hadnt noticed that till just noe xD
hadnt noticed that till just noe xD
a big thankyou
Posted 12 years agoI'd just like to thank all my new watchers and the people who have favorited my artwork.
Everyone's positive feedback has really lifted my spirits this week.
I'd like to thank my RL cousin
richfox for introducing me to the furry fandom and inspiring me to draw.
I'd like to thank my boyfriend
kairo91 for being my rock and supporting me through everything,
i love you Kairo.commission prices
Posted 12 years agoRefs: 60$USD
Ex: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8293584/
Shaded color: 50$USD
Ex: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11186379/
Flat color: 45$USD
Ex: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10908545/
Shaded grey-scale: 30$USD
Ex: no example as of yet.
line-art: 25$USD
Ex: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11194678/
sketches are 15$USD
Ex: no example as of yet.
Money is to be sent via paypal.
I'm going to open for three slots right now, once full, ill close till finished and reopen when im done. So i dont get overloaded.
I work quickly depending on RL.
feel free to commission me Via Note.my birthday -rant-
Posted 12 years agoi love how all year long i see everyone elses birthday's go by and in come all the gift art uploads and images of presents and stuff.
Yeah, im jealous. I cant afford to do anything for anyone so i give people art. Ive never been able to afford art for myself .. go ahead and go through my gallery, see all the art people have bought me.. theres VERY little there..and the gifts that are there are from years and years ago or are VERY recent.
The One time someone says,.'oh hey, ill get you some artwork for your 22nd birthday! you deserve it!' i jump on it,.i get excited,..
..and i wait and wait,...
..for TWO YEARS..and still nothing.
i never bothered him about it,.i mentioned it a year later on my 23rd birthday and he said,.''she hasnt been open for commissions''.
now my birthday has circled around again and its my 24th birthday,.and still no word..the artist had commissions open last month but no word from my friend who had made the promise.
Yes i understand people aren't made of money, but over the years i can list on two hands the amount of art he's gotten for himself, never setting any money aside for the gift he promised me and giving me excuses when i ask about it.
He has art of his fursona that probably cost 100$+
I wouldn't mind if he had just said he didn't want to do it anymore.
But he NEVER said that, he says,.'im going to do it, i promise, i haven't forgotten about you' when its freaking painfully obvious that he has.
i have tried to hangout with him in the past, but ever since i lost my job and my land in SecondLife, he hasn't wanted anything to do with me. He hasn't poked me, or anything. He was chatty enough when i let him live with me..but now that i just cant afford it,.i'm all but forgotten.
i hate how i am so overlooked,.how i get very little support from watchers and friends..and until recently, i got excuses and 'do it yourself' when i request help.
After everything ive done for people in the past when they needed it, all the people i supported and comforted the best i could to make sure they knew someone had their back,.i am grossly under appreciated.
It makes me not want to even try anymore...maybe i'll just draw dicks and tits and see how many faves and watchers i get, nevermind the quality of art im already putting out.
Im sorry for my new watchers who have to read this. But to all of those people who have blown me off the past few years now that im nolonger useful to you, you know who you are.
Im so thankful to have a loving boyfriend who goes the mile for me, because sometimes i feel like hes the only one who cares.
Dear Lenore
Posted 12 years ago***Dear
lollipopillusion
I don't really know how to tell you this, but the rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you. I think I realized it when you smacked my ass outside of your office and I saw you sit on my boyfriend. I'm sure you're sterile enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your couch cushions but keeping your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard and I have a passionate interest for mice.
Go milk a cow,
Zippers
stolen from
Miharu_Okami
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How to do this meme!
***Dear (person of your choice,)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when you When you (2)(3) and I saw you(4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) but keeping (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
~(your name)************************************************
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other - I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey - The Catholic Priest
Brown - The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - my corned beef hash
Red - My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink - You are "My Little Pony" collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - shamed
House- Sterile
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your balls
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Love your sweet, sweet ass
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice- You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - I love Oprah
Italy - Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore
Russia - you're new world emperor
lollipopillusionI don't really know how to tell you this, but the rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you. I think I realized it when you smacked my ass outside of your office and I saw you sit on my boyfriend. I'm sure you're sterile enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your couch cushions but keeping your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard and I have a passionate interest for mice.
Go milk a cow,
Zippers
stolen from
Miharu_Okami************************************************
How to do this meme!
***Dear (person of your choice,)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when you When you (2)(3) and I saw you(4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) but keeping (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
~(your name)************************************************
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other - I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey - The Catholic Priest
Brown - The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - my corned beef hash
Red - My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink - You are "My Little Pony" collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - shamed
House- Sterile
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your balls
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Love your sweet, sweet ass
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice- You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - I love Oprah
Italy - Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore
Russia - you're new world emperor
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