I forgot to get the internet something for christmas 8[

zomg, I just blew my own mind D8

I was at work today, prepping stuffed crust pizzas, and thinking about a decent song I listened to yesterday (Seven Deadly Sins, by Flogging Molly. It's awesomekthx.) and I was all wait, what would happen if god committed one of those seven cardinal sins catholics are always ranting about?
then I thought about it more
and I was all
OMG HE DID THEM ALL 8O

Gluttony - All those sacrifices he got from dem jewz
Lust - Where do you think jesus came from? He had godsex with Mary 8[
Greed - Moar Sacrifices, Offerings, etc
Envy - he gets all bitchy if you worship anyone that isn't him 8C
Wrath - lol, every time someone pissed God off they got their ass handed to them
Pride - Stuck up bastard, says he can do anything.
Sloth - Those silly israelites were all in bondage or something, and they prayed, and it took him like forever to get around to helping them XD


God dammit God
You silly bastard 8U

I refuse to say happy holidays D8<
I STAND BY MY RIGHT TO SAY HAPPY ST PATRICK'S DAY
ASSHOLES

bitch moar plz

-EDIT-
As soon as I posted this, "Jan C. Obergfell - LOL Internet" came up on my muzak playlist.

I was amused C8

HAY, so these are five stories written by  jeevestheroo, about a doberman girl named Cherry who volunteers for some fairly interesting tests.
and they're completely awesome.
you should definitely read them kthx.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1551154/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1696614/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1699036/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1702033/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1704810/

If his first meal in the white house is KFC...
I will brick...
FOR FUCKING DECADES.

I put razors in your reese's >8[

OH
EM
EF
GEEEEEE

I finally got this achievement on XBL.
It was fucking insane.
THAT IS ALL THAT CAN BE SAID.

INSANE

I love them 8B

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xo3Tpw-zLkM

Rainbow text is liek awesome AMIRITE C8

This journal is probably going to irritate a good many of you. Which is probably the reason I'm posting it at all 8B

--PROBLEMS WITH IRL FURRIES--
So, it's the big dream of pretty much every fur I know to be their fursona in the real world, to have the fur and ears and tail and all that jazz. Well that's fine and dandy, but have you ever considered the downsides of said change? I DID 8B

1 - Heat
What happens when little critters start to go into heat or rut? You either have to lock said fuzzle in their room with much lube and toys until it passes, or risk the scent causing violence and surprise sex wherever they may go. Class, work, church if they happen to be religious...

2 - Reproduction
So, you're now a fox or wolf or lizard or whatever. Awesome. You live out your life, enjoy your new body, and eventually grow old and die. If you didn't happen to have offspring during your life, the global population goes down a bit. Now then, if biology keeps a more or less firm grasp on the situation, the various species will only be fertile with their own kind. That bodes ill for all the unique or rare species out there, who will most likely vanish after a single generation (the foxes and rabbits will be fine. bastards.)

If biology gives way to whatever weird events caused the transformation, then everyone can reproduce with everyone. Hybrids are the inevitable result, and several generations down the road the global situation will likely return to the way it is today, with various hybrid species replacing the races and ethnic groups of today.

3 - Predators/Prey
This is a rather serious issue. Carnivore furries will want to eat meat, Herbivore furries will be content with leafage. No matter what form of government manages to take control, if any, the predators will do what their species is designed for.

4 - Feral/Anthro
If the humans poof to furries, what would be the effect on our relationship with 'true' animals? Would we suddenly treat them as equals, steak dinners becoming horrible crimes? Or would they remain the same, except for the inevitable increase in beastiality? And don't say that won't happen. If you and your dog have the same face and fur, there will definitely be more attraction. And what if a feral and an anthro do the nasty, and they're actually fertile together? Now THAT would be something.

So, any comments? Any major issues I missed?

8B

So like, I've noticed that these pointless and random journals get a lot of attention from me, while I'll usually just skip over SRS GUISE T-T journals. This amuses me B:

And does it make me a cruel bastard to look over someone's journal about how much their life sucks at the moment, and comment with a simple 'lol'?

I certainly hope so. C:

And so, for all you people out there who read my journal, both of you :B, let me say this with pride and honor.

WAT 8U

SUPREME SMILEY IS SUPREME

8B 8B 8B

We're all screwed. AMIRITE? C8

--EDIT--

So like, they don't start high energy collisions for another month.
WE HAVE MOAR TIME, COMMENCE THE LOOTING AND PILLAGING

When is a piece of wood like a king?
When it's a penis.

What can run but cannot walk?
Anal rape.

Why did the owl 'owl?
Because the woodpecker did not use lubricant.



These fun riddles brought to you by the internet.
Share them with your friends 8D

Hurr, I moved out of my parents' place and got me an apartment.
Sharing a house with 4 other guys... and they're all mormons...
lol :B

I like it here though. 'cept my bed is a tinyass twin-bunk D8

freeeeeeeeeeeinterwebz.

END OF JOURNAL, STOP READING D8<

So, a lot of people have been getting the viruses that go around MSN messenger. Thankfully I'm not one of them, cuz I'm awesome like that B:

I've noticed something though... someone I haven't talked to in months will get the virus, it'll try to spread to me, I'll tell them about it, and then we'll start talking to each other again and catching up o:

Virus is bringing old friends together again! Yay Virus!!! 8D

HURRRR, it's the shrub's sproutday. Finally 18... it's about time XD

Anyway, the sky was really cloudy last night, and I didn't get to see the eclipse. That's all right though, because I got to watch it on... "du du du duuuu" Starry Night O:

It's a cool program I used back in JHS, lets me look at stars while keeping my lazy roots on the couch :3
It's also really expensive x.x

What else... I'm thinking about getting myself a commission, but I don't know which artist to ask. That's about it X:

So, I thought valentines day would be a slow day at work... all the couples going to romantic candlelight dinners, hardly anyone ordering cheap pizzas. Eh heh... shrubby didn't think his brilliant plan all the way through here...

What I neglected to consider was all the little boys and girls that had a babysitter while mommy and daddy were romancing.
And we all know the sitter's preferred choice of food...
"Hey kids, who wants pizza? 8D"
*facetentacle* x-x

before I continue, let me give a few details. 100 orders is an average 10hr day, 175 is a busy weekend, and 70 or so is a slow day.
We got two hundred orders in SIX HOURS. We clogged the oven twice, and had to remake about 10 orders because nobody likes a black pizza. [this has nothing to do with black people, you racist bastard D: ]

Along the way, someone got the idea to make heart-shaped pizzas out of stuffed-crust. While the idea was honorable... the baking process made said pizzas come out looking like asses.
"Hey honey, this pizza symbolizes my love for you!!"
"...you want to do it in the butt? O.o"
"D:"

There were a few other problems with today... we ran out of breadsticks, but that was solved by cannibalizing some large hand-tossed crusts into spares. We also ran out of Large Pan crusts, so we again used the hand-tossed to fill in the gap.
This empty space honors all the brave handtossed who were mercilessly mutilated into magnificent monstrosities T-T { }

So, in conclusion... <3's day was fun.
And such.
e.e