Hello everyone. To those of you who are close to me, they know that I am in the midst of my law school finals. My first year, and my second semester. Well, tomorrow morning, I will be taking my last final in Criminal Law. Statutes and Regulations was a shit show. Property I am cautiously optimistic. And Criminal Law, I THOUGHT I was hot shit but turns out I am just IN hot shit. Regardless, I will be done by tomorrow evening. I am having my last supper this evening inspired by one of my television heroes Myrtle Snow (if you know who she is, you are awesome already). So once this final is done, I will have to make a very hard decision going forward, but I hope that in the interim of my time, I hope I have the opportunity to reconnect with people and not seem like a reclusive and otherwise heartless liolf.

I will say I am sardonic in nature. So, fair warning.

Good luck to all of you taking your finals, good luck to all on the front lines, and good luck to all of you who are just trying to find the courage and the strength to stay alive another day (whatever that may mean to you). You are all wonderful.

So, as of this week, Ive had...hold on...*does terrible math in head* about 8 random furries message me on Telegram. Not complaining (mostly) but just curious as to why the flood out of no where.

Any ideas?

Sorry, going to keep this journal brief. I am going to be updating my sona. Maybe a little, maybe a lot. Just feeling a time for change. Hope it’s a good one.

Dear  Shark-Blade ,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when we skinny-dipped in the bathtub at the mental hospital and I saw you carve your initials into the elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're shamed enough to understand that your Ford sucks. I'm returning our matching snoopy underwear to you, but I'll keep your credit cards as a memory. You should also know that I will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard and you ruined my attempts at another world war.
Best of luck on the sex change,
 Zeric

Well...I am reading this and wondering what kind of acid trip I was on. XD



HOW TO DO IT:

Dear (choose a random person) ,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on Nutella
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October -Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – In your apartment
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 CD
Pink – Your "My Little Pony" collection
Other - The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed
House- Sterile

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by my the garbage man
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Our matching snoopy underwear
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Your toe ring
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your collection of butterflies
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your virginity
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Love your sweet, sweet ass
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T -Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself

Hey everyone. So I know a few people have been messaging me on here or Telegram, wanting to chat or get my attention and chat. Friends, RP people, people who want to ask questions, etc.

I am just saying as a fair warning from this day, NOV 13, 2019 UNTIL DEC 14, 2019, I WILL BE IN (OR PREPARING FOR) FINALS FOR LAW SCHOOL!

IF I DO NOT SCORE A 2.0 GPA, I AM DISMISSED PERMANENTLY!
THE FINALS ARE WORTH 80% OF OUR FINAL GRADES!
I NEVER FEEL PREPARED AND HAVE TEST ANXIETY!

PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT I AM UNABLE TO CHAT AND TENSION IS HIGH!

I MAY POST ART WHILE I AM AWAY BECAUSE I PURCHASED IT AND I WANT TO GIVE CREDIT TO THE ARTISTS! THIS IS NOT AN INVITATION TO COME AND CHAT


I APOLOGIZE IF THIS SEEMS HARSH BUT THIS IS MY FUTURE CAREER ON THE LINE! I HAVE WORKED TOO HARD FOR TOO LONG TO BE HERE TO JUST THROW IT AWAY!

DEC 14, 2019, I WILL BE FREE AGAIN. PLEASE DO NOT BE UPSET IF I CANNOT CHAT OR IF I AM BUSY. IF YOU GUILT ME I WILL NOT REACT KINDLY! I RESPECT PEOPLE ARE BUSY AND NEED TO FOCUS SO I ASK FOR THE SAME RESPECT!

THANK YOU!

Hey everyone!

Well, I am nearing the very end of my first semester of law school. It has been utter chaos and utter hell, but I am preparing for the end. I hope I can make a big difference since most of them are 80% of the final grade.

To those who do not know, my Annifursary is coming up on December 14. Yes, on December 14 I will have been on FA for 10 whole years! I've been a furry most of my life but I have been on here for a HUGE chunk of it. I wanted to do something to celebrate and I am open to ideas if you would like to comment. I do want to make a special thank you journal for the people who have helped me to evolve and adapt and become a better liolf.

I was just informed that  Sento_Silvermoon , a fur whom I talked to in my early days of this fandom, has lost his life the other day due to a heart problem.
I talked to him only a few times but he was a very nice guy. He was a very lovely young man. Many in this fandom who knew him will miss him. The world gets a little colder and sadder without him. Rest in Peace, Sento. Your fight is over.

These people I have upcoming art coming from. I needed to write it down because I seem to keep forgetting. There may be still some I am forgetting but for now:


 Shark-Blade -Pic from him. Again, the same problem with SM. No inspiration yet.

 Khayen -Two badges, but he is busy so dont want to bug 'em.

 NaughtyBigDog -Sexy Tentacle Pic

 Kalidragon -One pic of me ;3

 Marsel-Defender -I'm just going to keep this up since I love her YCHs and will probably never stop bidding for them. Hey, I will stop when she stops being good. Or when she stops me.

 taighet28 -Male lactation pic

Officially 27 today.

Hello everyone!

So this journal is just here to let you all know that I am now officially back in school, a 1L (which is a first year law student) and therefore will be far less active here and on Telegram, though please send messages and I will do my best to get back to you. Please understand that this is not me trying to ignore you or anything but I have a metric ton of books that I need to get through and understand like I was the one who wrote it. Keep your paws crossed that I can last. Thank you all for being so amazing!

Hey, so I was hoping to get a detailed commission with background and two char. If you are open and can draw a river otter, message me. This commission is very important.

Hey everyone.

So...For those of you who are just now reading, I have been accepted to a law school in Sacramento, about 6-hour drive away from the only life and world I have ever come to know in all my 26 years.
Knowing that law school is going to be demanding along with moving and trying to create a new life again, I am giving you all fair warning that this liolf will sadly be not as active (if active at all) on here or maybe on Telegram. I have to work to make my dreams become a reality. My life is not my own, but it is lived for that of others. I don't mind because the ones I am living for...they are the world to me.

STARTING AUG 17, I WILL MOST LIKELY NO LONGER BE HERE!

I WILL RETURN AROUND DEC 20, IF I MANAGE TO SURVIVE AT ALL!

Until then, why dont we all just have as much fun and memories as we possibly can? That is what this life is for, living each day with the people who make us the happiest!

MY TELEGRAM IS ZERICTHELIOLF

EVERYONE, THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING!

Hey everyone!

The past few weeks I have been going into a state of complete insanity due to painstakingly waiting for the results of my law school applications. It has been a bumpy road leading up to this point, and even during the time I was waiting for the results. However, at this time, I am proud to announce that

I, Zeric the Liolf, am the newest student of my first-choice law school in Sacramento!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will be living on my own for the first time in my life, and I will be an 8 hr drive from home (so no quick trips. Im a little pleased by this) and as a cherry on top of this cake, I get a 75% scholarship! Honestly I was happy just getting my paw in the door! This is exciting beyond words!!! A new adventure in my life and a new, positive chapter begins! I will be fully moved up to the Sacramento area by mid June. Dont ask where, I am still apartment hunting. :3

I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW!!!!

Hey everyone. While it is still September, I wanted to enlist the help of an artist who can help me make a few special commissions before a certain date. They will be movie marquee-style pictures and I need someone who is very talented and can do high-class pics like you would see advertising an up-coming movie. Any help spreading the word or help locating an amazing artist would be a BIG help indeed.

For those who didnt know, I was at the hospital yesterday due to a stomach infection. I am now discharged and after a long night sleep, Im finally able to recover at home. Im feeling a lot better and greatly appreciate the love and support you guys have given me. I am a survivor, and come from tough stalk. Im going to keep fighting until I beat this infection. No surrendering!

Thank you all. I love you.

Ok so I know I get a lot of art of myself, but I thought it was time that since I got a new sub sona, Alister (http://www.furaffinity.net/view/28313231/ for reference), I thought I would commission some pieces of this mute lovely boy. Trouble is,

A. Finding the right artists

B. Finding the right inspiration.

Any ideas for artists or for ideas for what to do with this dude? He is my retainer, so...

So here's the deal, I have a few pieces of art that I want to get done now that most (if not all) of the previous list of art pieces has been completed and looks fucking amazing.
I do, however, have a new list of pieces that I would like to get done. So if you are or know of an artist who can help out with some of the pieces, please let me know. I do better with messaging on Telegram so, come see me there.
I will number them and I will include the main subject so if you are interested, just tell me the numbers. There will be an (X) Next to those that are either complete or have already been paid for and are currently being worked on by talented artists.



1. Zeric Tarot Card (SFW): A pic (possibly three) of me (and maybe my brothers) as my/our respective tarot card personifications.

2. My Powers (SFW): As you may (or may not) know, my brothers and I all have powers. You can tell Timber is a master of electricity and may not know that Fortune has a range of psychic powers in terms of psychokinesis. I thought that it was high time to showcase MY special powers. Anyone good at fantasy?

3. IN THE BATTLEFIELD (SFW): Basically me with a shield and sword and a specially designed coat of arms that I have yet to even think about. Also, could use help contemplating that so if you can help in that regard as well that would be epic. Maybe even an added tip in the paycheck.

4. A Fierce Railing (NSFW): Noticing that I get railed a lot, people think I am purely a muscle sub. So I need someone who wants to go into this project with me and have a yiff pic with me. I'm paying for my sona and would prefer others to do the same. I don't usually plow guys who are weaker than I. I like guys who are romantic but guys who are also powerful. So... (PARTICIPANTS AND ARTISTS REQUIRED!)

5. Three Ways to Play (NSFW): I want to get a pic of me plowing someone while another guy plows me. I think it'd be fun, don't you? Again, I need not only artists but I need active participants.

6. History Professor (SFW BUT SOMEWHAT SUGGESTIVE): I want to showcase that I am sexual, but when it comes to history, its something I don't joke around with. I love history and honestly the ancient worlds do make me a little...pent up, shall we say?

7. Warden Zeric Bondage (NSFW, Contact for details): See me. Need someone who is good at drawing bondage.


(X) Happy Birthday (SFW): This one is very special to me so I need someone who is talented and someone I like and trust. The last two are optional. So in September, it is both  Fortuneotter and my birthdays. So I would like a picture to commemorate that. I want a pic to almost cry at how beautiful and sweet it is. This year has been hell on earth for both of us, so I would like something joyous to bring a truly beautiful moment for us on our birthdays. (Sept 14 and 18 respectively).


I appreciate any and all assistance in this guys. I love you all and I know this will be a magical and beautiful journey. Spread the word and see if there is anyone who could possibly be willing and able to help. THANKS AGAIN!

For those of you who know me (or listen to me), I have been studying the Law School Admission Test (LSAT) for over 2 years. There has been trials, errors, tears and anxiety attacks. Depression, etc and a few moments of feeling like I could take on the world.

A few hours ago, I received my score from June 11. The 4th time Ive taken this exam. I did NOT feel confident at all. I was nervous, felt sick, and worst of all, I was left at home all by myself for that week. Without interfacing anyone my mind started going into overdrive. I was seriously worried for my health and safety, so I visited my closest (distance wise) brother so he could keep an eye on me and distract me.


Anyway, the results I was hoping for was 150. I scored 154. It doesnt seem like much of a difference, but the LSAT grading system is almost as convoluted as the exam itself. Needless to say, right now, I am in tears of joy. This is a day I had thought would never come. I need to get my applications for law school ready. Im on my way to making my dreams a reality.

Hey everyone. So I am done with my exam, and now in the middle of June, my mating season has begun. Mind you its not like I’m hunting for sex (though it would be nice), I thirst for an adventure in romance. That urning for love and getting to know someone. Y’know, “Companionship.”

So, just to let you all know, message carefully and if youre in SoCal, would love to meet up and make new friends. :3 Have a great rest of Pride Month!!!

Hope everyone has a wonderful day. Whether you guys are in relationships, or single (like me), hope you all have a great day :3

Hey everyone,

I just finished updating my F-List. I know this isnt a monumental feat or anything but I thought I should try and be both more adventurous and try to meet more furs. I dont really RP much (if at all) and hope I can change that (or just start stimulating convos on Telegram and combat both social anxiety and my growing hostile indifference).

Id appreciate any new furiends or RP Buddies. Love to you all!

https://www.f-list.net/c/zeric%20the%20liolf/

Hello, everyone.
For those who dont know me, my name is Zeric and I am a liolf (lion-wolf hybrid). For those that do know me (I apologize, I know Im not easy), I can be a bit...the words “bitter, cruel, cold, calculated, dark and all around indifferent” were used to describe me. At least this year. This year has not been easy on me, my family, friends, or generally anyone.

So for this year, Im going to make a concerted effort to make a better change. My brother  Grrimawolf and I are going to be trying to get into shape, Im going to study for my LSAT in Feb, I am going to help my brother  Fortuneotter finish a large project that could change everything, and over all, Im going to TRY and let my guard down and be more compassionate, forgiving and a better friend and brother, the type that my brothers and friends deserve. I hope that this new year is full of magic, joy, and positive changes.

Stay strong, stay happy, stay safe everyone.

Murry Christmas one and all! This year has not been easy to say the least, but those who are here are a living testimate to strength and endurance. I toast in your honor, everyone! Thank you for being my friends, and two special fur balls I thank you for being my family! :3

I was thinking of getting two or 3 pieces done (two of them are clean and the third CAN be, but doesnr have to be ;3) and hey, if you have money and want to pay for half, then lets get art together :3 and please send this journal to others. I will explain the details of the art in relation to the artist’s style of drawing :3

Thank you FA!