Currently sick. my tonsil looks like it's swollen so big that it hurts to swallow anything, (hahah no jokes on that please. you're above that) and it makes it hard to concentrate whenever im not on some pain medz. also talking hurts and I sound weird.


so please wait till im better before asking for commissions in april. ill annonce when im better, and when ill be doing commissions

What has been your favorite call. for lulz.

Like, who has called you, and you either "FFFFFFF"'d or "Ha."'d

like was it during a cutscene? after?
who called, and what about?

quotes are loved.

also...


In B4 Joey and his TOP PERCENTAGE.

[+] = done

2? gift arts/fan art
RevaDiehard[+]
Kayla-Na[+]
(maybe someone else, I unno yet)

3 arts I gave away when I was at Ohayocon
Midnight_Fox[+]
sablewolph[+]
firr[+]

4 projects of my own
NMHpic,-> replaced with that dragon ZP pic [+]
Ostea [+]
Shadana [+]
Carth [+]

annnd kiriban pictures-
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1227832/


streamed sketches(?) tell me if its a good Idea.


oh and commissions are comming in next month along with prices. huzzaw.

juuuust one flat colored oC pic. done by me.

cuz I mean....wow its kinda touching to know that I've got 10k views. Means i've actually done some nosh stuff. Im acutually, literally at a loss of words. and nearly 700 watchers? ffff...wow its a good feeling


so, from the bottom of my heart I thank ya all-...in advance. <:3c



-ZP

figure'd itd do me good to do so.

2? gift arts/fan art
RevaDiehard
Kayla-Na
(maybe someone else, I unno yet)

3 arts I gave away when I was at Ohayocon
Midnight_Fox
sablewolph
firr

4 projects of my own
NMHpic,
Ostea
Shadana
Carth

then I might do commissions. or limited requests.

huzzaaaaa
:3

also groundhogs day.

D: I...I think I just wet myself from the awesomeness....


my code is 5328 2316 7437

D: < add me.

I was thinking about doing a comic for them, and your coments in the Pro/Con meme got me thinking of it more so. but Im more of a still pose guy. I dont know how to draw comics. or good pannels for that mater and I wouldnt feel comfortable doing so juuust yet.

There IS something I want to do though. I do want to make a group on some forum for an RP for such things. maybe even a separate account on FA for messenger styled ones. dunno even fourm ones would be nice at this point. but the last time I did make an rp forum it was on GAIA. and it bombed due to twilight and a buncha long running rps. so any suggestions and things for this would be loved.


ZP, over and out.

Im curious so sue me.


PRO:
1)I like when you draw _______________________.
2)I wish you drew more _______________________.
3)I wish you drew more fanart of these series/characters:
4)I wish you did more original art of these characters:
5)I love how you draw ________________________.
6)If you were to do a comic of/about I would be soooo happy!:
7)If I could get you to draw anything I'd get you to draw ___________________.
8)My favorite part of your work is __________________________.

CON:
9)I hate when you draw _________________.
10)I wish you drew less ___________________.
11)Stop drawing ________________!

OTHER:
13)When I think of your art I think ______________________.
14)If I had to describe your work I'd say ______________________.

http://www.formspring.me/ZerosPanda


dig it. the cooler the question, the likelier that ill answer in a funny or more interested way.

A tinge late, but I figure what the hell
Mine are the following:

-get un lazy

-be more social

-concentrate on work

-get better at my art skillz



=3 also feed mah curiosity, what are your resolutions? I wanna know

here's to a hopefully good new year!

well im almost done with this series of pics. and Of course, I am and have offered commissions--cheap 6$ ones-- for the same style with your character. if you didnt know that now ya do. as for holiday commissions. all are 2$'s off. uuuh christmas themed ones are 3$ off for anything over 5$.(this does not apply to sketches and the current commish theme thing im doing.) For prices on stuff like that check my commission info


SO


this is more of a reminder journal... Im not doing slots (cuz I doubt I'll need them)

Paid to be posted
Paid to be posted
Paid to be posted
1/2 paid to be posted
(gifted) to be posted
payment needed

Stolen from  myrilla cuz she took the artist I was thinking of doing XP
Pick your Artist:
MF Doom (w/ his collabs with other artists)

• Are you a male or female?
Rhinestone Cowboy

• Describe yourself:
Fancy Clown

• How do you feel:
Dead Bent

• Describe where you currently live:
Strange Universe

• If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Back End

• Your favorite form of transportation:
Bottle Rocket

• What did you get on your last Birthday?
Go with the flow

• Your best friend is:
The Lineup

• You and your best friends are:
Quite Buttery

• What's the weather like:
It Aint Nuthin

• Favorite moment:
Super

• If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
Rhymes Like Dimes

• What is life to you:
Songs In The Key of Trife

• Your last relationship:
My Favorite Ladies

• Your fear:
Doomsday

• What is the best advice you have to give:
Dope Skill

• Thought for the Day:
Titty Fat

• How I would like to die:
The Final Hour

• My soul's condition:
beef wrap

• Most Faithful Companion:
Perfect Hair Forever

• My motto:
lickupon

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My last 7 pics seem to have gotten some nice results
so
would anyone want one of their character in that style for....

6$?


pllllz?

what made you watch me?
kinda wanna know for quality sake



also



what do you want to see from me?


ps: tips tricks and other stuff you other artists wanna share would be appreciated.

um um um...pix coming tomorrow I think

Sexy

- Confidence
- Humor
- Long Hair
- Breasts. big ones small ones I love em all
- Glasses. I dont know I just like them.
- Not too dominate not too submissive behavior
- English Accents.
- Cute faces
- Otaku.
- Girls who'd cosplay.
- people who like swords.
- Breasts. they need a second mention.
- tall girls.(not taller than me though) >>;;;;
- Tomboys I think. Girls that aren't too prissy would be more accurate.
- Girls who look good without make up.
- love. iz crutial
- being loving is too~
- a good libido. I dig it.
- cute voices
- swords
- cute laughs
- breasts
- kindness.
- assertiveness. not in an aggressive way, but in a way that garners respect (if that makes any sense)
- Intelligence
- artists
- gamers
- Bisexual women
- breasts
- swords


Not sexy
- people who get annoyed easily
- people who are too dominate
- evangelism
- people who arent open to new things
- too many secrets.
- ...armpit hair.
- smellyness
- bald/shaved hairstyles.
- no sense of humor
- a weird strange laugh
- not liking swords.
- boring talk
- being long winded
- takes things too seriously
- chastity
- not liking breasts

hmm. didnt think I was this picky

The In My Pants Meme

cuz you got nothing better to do.

1.) Put your media player of choice on shuffle.
2.) List the first fifteen songs that come up (skipping titles like "Fugue in D Minor") and add "in my pants" to the end.
3.) Bold the ones that actually made you laugh out loud.

- No Ideas Original In my Pants
- Fully Retractable In my pants
- Over thrown in my pants
- About a Girl in My pants
- Hiding in My pants
- Putting on the ritz in my pants
- Snapshot in my pants
- Wonderful Sight in My pants
- Like an Angel in My pants
- Say Good Bye in my pants
- Molly in my pants
- Unexpected Visitor In my pants
- What Trees Reach For in my pants
- Green Bird In my pants
- You wont See me tonight in my pants

Stolen from...some one

Kissed any one of your Furaffinity friends? — No.

Been arrested? — No.

Kissed someone you didn't like? — No.

Slept in until 5 PM? — No.

Fallen asleep at work/school? — Yes. once, I fell asleep with my eyes open and standing in mathclass. fun stuff.

Held a snake? — Yes. twas fun

Ran a red light? — yup...but it was on yellow so long.....

Been suspended from school? — yes.

Experienced love at first sight? — dunno.

Totaled your car in an accident? — No.

Been fired from a job? — No.

Fired somebody? — No.

Sung karaoke? — Yes. never again.

Pointed a gun at someone? — No.

Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — Yes. and Im sure you have too.

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — Yes.

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — Yes.

Kissed in the rain? — No.

Had a close brush with death (your own)? — None that I can remember.

Saw someone die? — No.

Played Spin-the-Bottle? — Yes.

Smoked a cigar? — No.

Sat on a rooftop? — Yes.

Smuggled something into another country? — No.

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — No.

Broken a bone? — No.

Skipped school? — Yes.

Eaten a bug? — Probably.

Walked on a moonlit beach? — No.

Ridden a motorcycle? — No.

Dumped someone? — Yes...

Forgotten your anniversary? — No.

Lied to avoid a ticket? — No.

Ridden in a helicopter? — No.

Shaved your head? — No.

Blacked out from drinking? — No. I don't drink.

Played a prank on someone? — Yes.

Hit a home run? — No.

Felt like killing someone? — Yeah for a moment or two on a few occassions.

Cross-dressed? — No. >: nevah.

Been falling-down drunk? — No.

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — Yeah I've a habit of that.

Eaten snake? — No.

Marched/Protested? — No.

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — not for pets.

Puked on an amusement ride? — No. thats for sissies.

Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — No.

Knitted? — crocheted.

Been on TV? — Yes, when I was but a wee laddie.

Shot a gun? — No.

Skinny-dipped? — No, but I kinda want to.

Given someone stitches? — yes.

Eaten a whole habenero pepper? — No.

Ridden a surfboard? — for five seconds before saying fgsfds. and going back to attack hermit crabs.

Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — nope.

Had surgery? — no.

Streaked? — No.

Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — Yez.

Tripped on mushrooms? — No.

...when NOT drinking? — No.

Peed on a bush? — Yes. The bush was annoying me and needed to be put in its place via watersports. also the bathroom was too far away.

Donated Blood? — No.

Grabbed electric fence? — No.

Eaten alligator meat? — No.

Eaten cheesecake? — Yes. I love cheesecake.

Killed an animal when not hunting? — Yes.

Peed your pants in public? — No.

Snuck into a movie without paying? — No.

Written graffiti? — No.

Still love someone you shouldn't? — Dont think so.

Think about the future? — Yes.

Been in handcuffs? — Nope

Believe in love? — Kinda wish I didnt some times.

Bungee jump? - No.

Drowned? - No.

Kicked some guy in his jewels? - Yes. along with punches. all accidents I think

Ass faced? - lol wut

Ever had suicidal thoughts? - Yes unfortunately.

[stolen from  kaeko ]
Are YOU a popular artist...?
Just check the boxes with X, and count your points. For every 'YES', check +7 points. For every 'NO', it's +0 points. Check the results at the bottom.
And DON'T TAKE THIS TOO SERIOUSLY. It's just for fun. ;3

You have more than 500 watchers.
[x] Yes (+7 points)
[ ] No (+0 points)

You get more than 30 comments per art.
[ ] Yes
[x] No

You have more than 20 000 pageviews.
[ ] Yes
[x] No

Popular/Well known artist has commented and/or faved your art.
[x] Yes
[ ] No

Popular/Well known artist is watching you.
[x] Yes
[ ] No

You get A LOT of fan/gift-arts.
[ ] Yes
[x] No ( I wiiish D:)

Someone has copied and/or claimed your art as their own.
[x] Yes (It ticked me off. yet I also felt flattered.)
[ ] No

Someone has pretended as you (in forums, etc).
[ ] Yes
[x] No

Many, many people has asked you for an art-trade.
[ ] Yes
[x] No (I have been asked for a few, but not very very many

When you take comissions, there's a flood of people trying to get a spot.
[ ] Yes
[x] No (*tear*)

(DeviantArt only->) You have atleast one DailyDeviation.
[ ] Yes
[x] No

(FurAffinity only->) Your art has been used on the banner, or Administrator has used an avatar of your art.
[ ] Yes
[x] No

You only watch people, who are better than you. (inspires you to draw better)
[x] Yes (Not JUST those who draw better than me though. some are I'd say are just as good as me X3 imo)
[ ] No

Do you comment a lot? (clever way to get attention!)
[x] Yes
[] No

EQUALS TO: 63 points


RESULTS:
68 to 98 points:___ HOLY CRAP! You really are one fabulous artist! No wonder you're so well known... *thumbs up*
40 to 67 points:_42_ Hang in there, and make more comments! You're pretty good, my man. Many have saw your art but there's many many more that haven't still seen it.
20 to 39 points:___ Weellll....how to say this. You're kinda' good. Heheh. There's a few really great images, but... Keep going! There's lots of stuff to do. *hug*
0 to 19 points:___ ...........Oh my god, you're terrib--- I MEAN! Ermmm.....You've got A LOT of stuff to do. Oh man, go to a drawing-school or some shit.... Damn... *swetdrop*

5$ sketch 8$ inks and colors.

done in oC

get one

do it.

now

plz?


>Sketches<
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2835220/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2885039/

>C&I<
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2895572/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2894386

First order of buisness, FML. I suck at relationships online, and im not interested in most of the people offline. Most people I know, and like offline kinda have issues of their own or are already in some kind of relationship. Which is fine I s'pose. But here I am, still kinda fresh outta my last relationship, and realizing: I dont know how to get a girl myself. All the one's I've been with came on to me. Worse yet im the one who ended those relationships. 's not like I dont know what I want, its more I dont know how to keep it when I have it. Well thats what I think at the very least.
So now im alone, and as such, lonely and at the same time not. I have plenty good friends, and that's all well and good, but does nothing for that other kind of loneliness. I know im not the most attractive guy but I always get the thought 'hey, I could get at least a lil compliment here and there'. I dont. Art is fine for venting and such when things get rough, but when it all comes down around you and you realize more than you wanted to accept at one time... well there's a lot of angst and stuff to sort through. and plenty of jealousy in my regards.
NOW im stuck giving my own self advice I give everyone else. Shit sucks, Get over it. and as much as I know and preach it...You can get over shit, but the stink still wafts back at you and lingers. im kinda in that position now.
More and more, I wish I knew more people, 's why I came here and even DA. But I limit my self a lot in that I dont do forums. its just so bland to me now. then I get half of myself saying, "well huh huh huh, beggars cant be choosers". and figure out how much I really am begging silently for someone. Knowing all too well that if I dont do something, chances are no one will either.


hoo. that feels a bit better. *nods* ok gonna go draw or some shiz. ttfn.

still need some cash-ola for the upcoming youmacon.

Im only using open canvas at the moment (for times sake)
and Iill be taking 3 slots at a time. Prices will be 15$ and under

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Stolen from  wolfspit
MANGA/ANIME NERD

[x] You watch anime.
[x] You read manga.
[x] You own some other form of anime/manga merchandise.
[x] You have referred to an anime character as 'hot' before.
[ ] You have created/joined a fanclub for an anime/manga character.
[ ] You know that it is pronouced 'mawnguh' and not 'manga' like it is spelled.
[ ] You buy/collect anime DVDs or manga volumes.
[ ] You have cosplayed.
[ ] You have done so in public.
[ ] You have created/joined a hateclub for an anime/manga character.
[ ] You have squealed when you found out somebody had the same name as an anime character you knew.
[x] You enjoy drawing anime.

Anime/manga nerd = 5


ART NERD

[x] You like art.
[x] You have a favorite brand.
[x] You have a favorite artist.
[x] You actually consider yourself an artist.
[ ] When using art supplies, the brand of them matters to you.
[ ] You have asked for art supplies as a Christmas/birthday gift before.
[x] You are/were known as 'the art person' at your school.
[ ] Instead of just 'brown' or 'pink', you'd be specific; it's 'sienna brown' or 'blush pink'.
[x] You have taken an art class outside of school.
[x] You have considered a career as an artist.
[x] Your school papers are always covered in doodles. (my current notebook is.)
[x] Your drawings have been framed.
[ ] You carry a sketchbook with you everywhere you go.

Art nerd = 9


MUSICAL NERD

[x] You listen to classical music.
[x] You have a favorite composer.
[x] You write music. (define 'write')
[ ] You've had discussions with your friends about music; your favorite composers/instruments/musical time periods/key/etc...
[ ] You play a musical instrument.
[ ] You play more than one instrument.
[ ] You actually really enjoy playing your instrument.
[ ] You've given your instrument a name.
[ ] You are known by what you play.
[ ] All of your friends are from your band/orchestra class.
[ ] You have considered a professional career with your instrument.
[ ] You are never nervous playing for other people.

Musical nerd = 3


VIDEO GAME NERD

[x] You play video games.
[x] You own more than 4 different video game systems.
[ ] You've had debates over which system is the greatest.
[x] You play video games every day.
[x] You have played a video game for over 10 hours.
[x] You have songs from your favorite video games on your MP3.
[x] You love to talk about video games.
[ ] You memorize the dates for when a new game is being released.
[ ] People know you as the 'gamer' person.
[ ] You spend more time on video games than you do hanging out with friends.
[x] Your gaming system is in your room.
[ ] You have preferences when it comes to what company your game came from.
[ ] You keep playing a game until you beat it.
[ ] It makes you angry when you found out somebody looked up cheat codes on the internet to beat their game.

Video game nerd = 7


COMPUTER NERD

[x] You use the computer every day. (im sad.)
[x] You have an account/username on some sort of social website.
[x] You spend at least 2 hours a day on the computer
[x] You use computer faces.(like...smileys right?)
[ ] It is hard to go a day without using the computer.
[/] You have actually met an online friend in person. (kinda)
[/] You can type really, really fast.(decent rate)
[ ] You go into random internet chatrooms.
[ ] You spend time in online forums.
[ ] In the forum/chatroom you use, you are known there by everyone else.
[x] U cn ezly rd 'txttlk.'
[x] You have said 'lol' or 'omg' in speech that is not online.

Computer nerd = 7

Stolen from some person on FA. too lazy to link. to bored to not do this
British
[x] You drink a lot of tea. (IF iced tea counts...)
[] You know what a brolly is.(what? the legendary super sayin?)
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[]Its football...not soccer.
Total: 1

Australian
[] You wear flip flops all year.
[] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[] You're a sports fanatic.
[] You are tanned.
[] You're a bit of a bogan.
[] You have an Australian something
Total: 4

Italian
[] The Sopranos is a great show.
[] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x]You know how a real meatball tastes.
[] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[] You speak some Italian.
[]You are under 5'10''
[] You know what an Italian horn is
[] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world
[] You talk with your hands.
Total: 2

Spanish
[] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[x] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is. (Yeah, your mom! ...sorry. XP)
[]You talk fast occasionally.
[] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are. (They're the SHIT that's what! XD)
Total: 4

Russian
[] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[]You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[] You get cold easily.
[] Rain is fun for you.
[] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.(michigan will do that...)
Total: 2

Irish
[] You think beer is the best.
[] You have a bad temper.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[] You have blue or green eyes.
[] You like the color green.
[] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland. (like an long time ago..does that count?)
[] You have blonde hair.
[] You have/had freckles.
[]Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 1

African American
[x] You say nigga/nukka casually (it comes with boondocks jokes.)
[x] You have nappy hair.
[x] You like rap.(but i prefer hip hop. the good kind)
[] You shoot a gun sideways
[] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.(his middle name is walker?)
[x] You like fried chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[] You can dance.
[] You can 'sing' gospel.
[x] You watch the show, "Boondocks"(how did I know this'd be here?)
Total: 6

Asian
[] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[] You are good at math. (no, me and math have a hate-hate relationship)
[] You have played the piano.
[] You have family from asia.
[] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're chinese.
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.
Total: 1

German
[] You like bread.
[] You think German Chocolate is good.
[] You Speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is. (I looked it up on wikipedia. It is unappetizing.)
[] You hate it when people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Preschool.
[x] You're over 5'2. (by more than a foot...)
Total: 3

Canadian
[] You like/play/played hockey.
[] You love beer.
[] You say eh.
[x] You know what poutine is.(kinda wish I didnt)
[] You speak some french.
[] You love Tim Horton's.
[] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[] You watch/watched degrassi
Total: 1

American
[] You hate foreigners.
[] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[] You are not cultured.
[] You hate abortion. (dont care.)
[] But love the death penalty.(dont care)
[] You don't read. (how else would I do this meme?
[x] You shop at walmart.(damn savings...)
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.(kinda is.)
Total:3

British: 1
Australian: 4
Italian: 2
Spanish: 4
Russian: 2
Irish: 1
African American: 6 (FFFFF it bugs me that I fit these stereotypes)
Asian: 1
German: 3
Canadian: 1
American: 3

nabbed from  candycornhellhound
SO BORED SO HERE IT IS.
Name: Chris [middle name] Carr
Birthdate: 2-2-90
Age: 19
Birthplace: Dallas Texas

Eye Color: Dark Brown
Hair Color: Black
Hair Length:.. an inch. it's a damn mini fro.
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 189
Any tattoos: no
Any piercings: no


Do you..
Have a job: ha working on it
If so, where:
Smoke: no, dont plan on it
If yes, how often:
Drink: nope. im gonna watch people get drunk off their asses. that's more fun than drinking. for me at least.
If yes, how often and how much:
Do drugs: nope.
If yes, what kind and how often:
Play sports: I swim, does that count?
Believe in God: Kinda.
Support Gay Marriage: Yeah.
Support Abortion: I don't care. I don't have a uterus.
Have group sex: havent, but would be lying if I said I wasnt up for it.
Draw, write, play music: Draw and 'play' music. too lazy for writing



Your Favorite..
Artist: Jay Axer
Band: Red Hot Chili Peppers
Song: Aeroplane
Show: Big O/Outlaw Star
Hobby: Drawing/Yugioh/The internet.
Sex Position: that one.
Gender: Uh. I dunno. the one with Breasts? =D
Video game: (currently) Muramasa The Demon Blade
Gaming console: Ps2
Movie: Accepted
Food: Cheese Danish
Drink: Vanilla Milkshakes/Sweet Tea
Convention: only been to one so Collosal Con


If you could...
Pick a vacation spot where would go: Japan
Pick a first date what would it be, where would you go: I dunno, depends on the person.
Do anything in the world what would it be: Make a way for everyone to be happy. that doesnt involve drugs.
Pick ninja or pirate: Ninja.
Rate your hotness 1 to 10 (10 being super hot) what would it be: 7
Rate your gayness 1 to 10 (1 being not really gay at all) : 1.5 on the net. 1 offline
Have sex in a public setting would you: maybe
If yes, where and when:
How much for a furrfagg are you: Im starting to forget how to draw humans. But I wouldnt wear a fursuit more than once in my life.
Tell me the three most craziest things you've done: Punched a Bee, Saved 2 of my friends from almost drowning, faught my dad
Ask me a question what would it be: Why am I dooooing thiiiissSsS?