Where are you staying?
It's all up in the air right now.

What day are you getting there?
Wednesday or Thursday

Who will you be rooming with?
Either this asshole right here:
Or this guy maybe:

Who will you hang out with during the convention?
People who have a sense of humor and don't take the fandom too seriously.

Will you be suiting?
XocXOCXOC

Do you do free art?
I don't art

What is your gender?
Mailman

How tall are you?
5'11'

Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
Single and not really.

Can I talk to you?
If you don't regularly shit or piss yourself like some people at these cons generally seem to do.

Can I touch you?
No

How can I find you?
I wear colorful snapbacks and occassionally talk like I'm from Vietnam

Can I visit your room?
If you're a bro.

Can I buy you drinks?
Sure but I probably won't drink it.

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
If you're one of my close friends. But just hugging. Please.

Are you nice?
Sometimes

Do you have an artist table?
Nope

Will you be going to parties?
Maybe?

Will you be performing?
If there is a piano, yes.

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Correctly pronounce one of my names.

What/where will you be eating?
Gyros

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
If you're a bro.

Can I draw in your sketchbook?
I don't have one.

Can I take your picture?
Sure

What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
To socialize

I'm really good at complaining

1. A selection of television programs you do not care for.
Do I even watch TV anymore? I barely have opinions anymore. I generally hate most things on Spike, LOGO, and MTV.

2. A selection of musical artists you do not care for.
Umm, Danny Elfman, Carlos Rae Jepsen, PITBULL, SWEDISH HOUSE MAFIA, DAVID GUETTA, FUCCcck


3. A selection of celebrities you couldn't care less about.
Most people in the Top 40, web celebrities except for Felicia Day because she's hot and I want to suck her dick.

4. A hobby you “don’t get”.
Learning/reading about advanced economical concepts

5. A habit you find disgusting.
The noise people make when they chew food but with their mouth chock full of saliva.

6. Something in school you really liked doing that everyone else bitched over.
Reading Shakespeare plays out loud in class.

7. Your favorite household chore.
Reorganizing stuff.

8. Popular video games that make you go “meh”.
Competitive multiplayer games and League of Legends. I have this really strong aversion for the LoL subculture.

9. PC or MAC?
PC because Macs are just inconvenient

10. A sport you don’t like, for whatever reason.
Football is like the state religion or something and I find that to be really gross.

11. A sport you really like, for whatever reason.
Lacrosse

12. Television programs you love but have gotten shit for liking.
Couldn't think of any.

13. Musical artists you love but have gotten shit for liking.
I've been told off for liking Of Montreal a lot. I'm the only person it seems.

14. A hobby you have/find interesting that other people bother you over/make fun of.
Having Asparagus Syndrome and being a furry.

15. A habit you have that other people bug you over.
Interrupting people and being overly negative.

16. Something in school you hated doing and it felt like everyone else loved.
I got a used condom thrown at me at pep rallies. Also, prom and shit even if I never went because I was one of the unloved.

17. The household chore that makes you want to shoot your own face off.
Sweeping the fucking floors, Jesus Dick

18. A selection of video games that you enjoy that perhaps you really shouldn't.
Western DS rpgs and dungeon crawlers. They're all so shitty, why do I play them?

19. A celebrity crush that maybe even you don’t understand.
Kevin Barnes. He isn't even that good looking, he's just so plastic and feminine.

20. Free rant on whatever grinds your gears at the moment.
I'm so fucking tired and also fuck my Spanish professor for making me write this Spanish essay about stupid shit.

So like I thought I'd not do Spanish homework and instead do this meme because, well, I'm not a spick


Where are you staying?
I really don't know but I'm hoping to know by saturday or sunday.

What day are you getting there?
satherdey mroninga.

Who will you be with?
Dr. J. G. Stringleton
My grrl Nanook


Who will you hang out with during the convention?
Same people above as well as some other people like and such if I'm not antisocial.

Are there any panels you might be attending?
There are no panels because Elliott's ain't really a con.

Will you be suiting?
YES
Don't grab my ass

Do you do free art?
Collages

Do you do trades?
If you like web art collages

Do you do badges?
no

Do you do commissions?
If you would like to pay me for badly cropped images atop the faces of children.

What is your gender?
Dickgirl

How tall are you?
5'11"

Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
I'm not taken, and fuck the term mate, ok? I'm not really looking for a boyfriend or girlfriend, I'm just looking for friends. You know, the people you hang out with that you don't constantly grope and perform oral sex upon. Wait. That doesn't exist for you people.

Can I talk to you?
So long as you're a civil person and not heavily autistic. I have very low patience for the uncivil and the mentally astray.

Can I touch you?
Only certain people have that access without asking me. Others, well, like I don't know? If you're not creepy and keep your hands off my ass. While I'm suiting, yes you can touch me, just don't be a Ronald McFondled.

How can I find you?
I'm the guy that wears the blue varsity jacket and the subversive shirts. I fursuit as a German Shepherd.

Can I visit your room?
If you're cool and the others agree upon it.

Can I buy you drinks?
I don't really drink alcohol at these sorts of events. World-renowned drunk impersonator over here.

Can I give you stuff?
as long as it isn't a dildo or your virginity.

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Eh. Depends on who you are.

Are you nice?
Depends on who you ask. I perceive myself to be very critical but also very passive. I am also really good at lying through my teeth. I also seem to patronize people sometimes when I talk to them, but I don't ever mean to. I don't have any sort of agenda, ever.

How long are you going?
Satrodey os Sondey

Do you have an artist table?
Nah man, I can't draw

Will you be going to parties?
I'm not a party animal.

Will you be performing?
Suiting is like a performance art, ain't it not?

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Call out to me. If you can't grasp the pronunciation of my screenname(Zharek) or my primary character's name(Xoc), just call me Ian.

Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Down at the Elliott's place

What/where will you be eating?
Places.

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Ask me.

Can I look in your sketchbook?
I don't do traditional art or art for that matter

Can I draw in your sketchbook?
I don't have one.

Can I take your picture?
Of course.

What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Gay?

Look out for my really gay cameo.


https://youtu.be/1tg7yXiQo1s

Chespin is better than Fennekin you stupid furfags

yr opinions mean nothing in the end



I'm important

I got one of the few solitary picture of my of my partial that I have and made it an icon. Only problem is my friend took a picture of me with the flash on and my eyes show up. It's pretty jarring, but I'm probably going to replace the mesh soon or at least try to wear something underneath that obscures my eyes some more.

For
Some guys canceled on him last second, so he's got no room. He's already gotten his plane tickets and everything. So if you've got spare room or you know somebody that does, contact him or something, idk

HOW OLD DO YOU ACT?

[ ] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] You own a credit card.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[x] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting

TOTAL: 7

[ ] You show(ed) up for school late a lot.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[x] You've never gotten a detention.
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[ ] You drink caffeine at least once a week.

TOTAL: 4

[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[ ] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[ ] You can mow the lawn.
[x] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.

TOTAL : 6

[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.

TOTAL: 4

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[ ] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[x] You make your bed in the morning.

TOTAL :5

[ ] You have filed a tax return
[ ] You have used a pay phone
[ ] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd
[ ] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[x] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[ ] You still have and use a VCR

Total: 19

Real Age: 19

WATASORPRISE

You have never felt true terror until you have been stalked across the mall by a mentally unstable man with a feathered hat and ridiculous cane who wishes to bring about the end of Judaism and Islam and to revive the militaristic ideals of his romanticized Roman Empire.

Last night, I hid in a shoe store restroom with one of my best friends to evade one of the creepiest individuals ever loosed upon this Earth. Rommel, you need to stop existing. You are a threat to the stability of our people.

"Everyone has someone on FA they'd like to meet at a con and do stuff with.
Repost this to find out who would like to do what with you.
Multiple choices are fine!"


1. Homosexuality is an illness
2. Homosexuality is an illness
3. Homosexuality is an illness
4. Homosexuality is an illness
5. Homosexuality is an illness
6. Homosexuality is an illness
7. Homosexuality is an illness
8. "______________"

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1) Ian
2) Zharek
3) Xoc

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1) Auronzmaj
2) Shenlong
3) Zharek

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1) I'm doing what I want to do in life
2) I am very creative(But I never act upon it)
3) I am a wayward person

THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1) My heavily critical nature
2) My shyness
3) My lack of self-control sometimes

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1) Balloons
2) Cars
3) creepy people

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1) Piano
2) Computer
3) Music

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1) Basquiat shirt
2) boxers
3) nothing else

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS/SINGERS:
1) Of Montreal
2) Rick James
3) Yann Tiersen

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1) The Past is A Grotesque Animal- Of Montreal
2) Tania Head- Skeleton$
3) What a Fool Believes- Doobie Brothers/ Kenny Loggins

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS
1) Speaking Basque
2) Getting a job
3) To draw seriously

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1) Trust
2) Space
3) Understanding

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE IN NO ORDER
1) I have 5 dogs
2) Spanish is my first language
3) I used to play the accordion

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1) Hair
2) face
3) contours of the body

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1) Seriously injure or kill someone
2) Drive
3) Draw

THREE THINGS YOU CAN DO:
1) Write
2) Play piano
3) give motivating speeches to people

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1) reading
2) playing and composing music
3) writing

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1) Write
2) Sleep
3) Drink something

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1) Interpreter
2) Chinese/Spanish professor
3) English as a second language teacher

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1) Cambodia
2) Nunavut
3) Kamchatka peninsula

THREE KID'S NAMES:
1) Rowan
2) Wes
3) Hope

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1) Find a way to not alienate people
2) Go into space
3) Visit Northern Canada or Greenland

Novel project summaries

The Fold: A man lies dead in the underbrush deep in the jungles of Vietnam. Two soldiers lie before him: a childhood friend and his secret lover. Bound by the their mutual ties to their fallen comrade, the survivors delve into the world of the metaphysical to combat the inhumanity of the war and the lingering fear of death.

Somewhere out in space, an amnesiac man awakens from deep sleep only to find himself caught in the gravitational pull of an enigmatic stellar body called the Fold. He travels now from the south end to the north end of the Fold in the hopes of making his way home, plagued by apparitions and the grotesque natives of this twisted plane.

The Phoenix in The Wood: Darren Carmichael has murdered a man he has never met. But he will soon know everything about this man. This man, a prolific local journalist and poet, will soon become his best friend. And Darren will come to take the opportunity to step into the shoes of this man.

TPiTW is a semi-sequel to "The Fold" in the sense that they inhabit the same universe. The character that dies in the beginning of The Fold is Darren's older brother Brendan. The surreal dreamlike quality of The Fold manifests in TPiTW in the form of hallucinations and Darren's intense fear of deer.

Xenos: The passing of a comet renders roughly 1/4th of the world's population unable to speak or understand any Human language. What they speak now has never been heard before by Human ears. The world is thrown into total disarray and time indeed seems to stand still as the nations of the world try to decide what to do. Linguist Rowan Janson's wife and daughter are among the affected, and it has now become his duty to study this language in the hopes of understanding what happened and in an attempt to bridge the gap between the newly alien minds of these people and the minds of baseline humans.

Short Story projects:

The Okinawan Wishing Well: A dying Japanese man travels to a now privately owned Okinawa in the hopes that he can right a wrong he committed as a teen(the murder of a homeless man who turned out to be his father). It is said that a machine exists on the south end of the island that can transport a person back in time for a few minutes.

The Hero of Garad: The introduction to an epic sci-fi/fantasy series called Spindle-Sphere. It tells of a young bandit named Trogos, wielder of the dagger and sword Whisper and Roar, as he frees a small town from Gore, a minor Aspect who had a hand in his father's death.

Ever enter the bathroom and start peeing at the urinals and mid-pee postulate that you might have actually walked into the girl's bathroom by mistake even though you're peeing into a urinal?

Yeah, it's gonna be one of those mornings.

I was up for 30-something hours on tuesday and wednesday. Today, I'll be up for like 40 before I can go to bed.

Fuck exam week.

I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, It's so good.

But wwwWhoa golly quality loss. Trying to fix it. At some point I'll ask y'all to f5. Artifacts, artifacts, artifacts. Can someone help me or am I doing it right? Where even am I

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