That freakin' meme took me an hour and I have and you can see the transition. Oh boy. Yay.

Stolen from  shaggi :D

1. Your Full name: Ivan Ramsden
2. Do you feel like your name fits you? Yeah, 'coz I picked it. >_>
3. Do you have an alter ego? If so, what is his/her name? BAH. I don't like to talk about that due to the fact that it almost made me legit crazy and almost made me kill myself.
4. Where were you born? New England
5. Where do you live? New England
6. Do you like to travel? Yuh, but a I hate planes.
7. What is your birthday? 4/25/92 I'M NOT LEGAL YET SO HA.
8. Do you have siblings? Brother and sister along with one adopted little brother who happens to be a golden retriever.
9. Do you have pets? Four parakeets and my little brother, if you want to call him a pet.
10. Which was the happiest year of your life: ..I dunno!
11. How old do you wish you were? Not a minor. Then maybe my parents would take me seriously, or at least more so than they do now.
12. A movie is being made about your life. Who would you cast to play yourself? ..Uhhh.. I dunnoooo.. Someone who's good at being all, "WHEEE-HEEEEEE" and then homicidal-suicide-brooding the next?
13. Who would you cast to play your significant other? ..o_o; I'm going to just say that it's Wiesel because I've never been in an actual relationship, and I'd have to saayyyy.. Uhh.. ..I dunno again.
14. How would this movie end? I would go on a murderous rampage and then kill myself YAY THE END
15. Is it better to be famous or infamous? INFAMOUS. I like it when children stare at me in fear and awe, cowering behind their parents as I walk by. If everyone did that instead of laughing as I stalked my way along.. The world would be a better place.
16. Youre going to die a natural death. What is the cause? SPONTANEOUS HUMAN COMBUSTION. Or SIDS. >.o
17. Youre going to die a sudden, tragic death. What is the cause? Car accident. I've always thought about how awesomely tragic it would be. Especially if I died in someone's arms.. That'd rock.
18. How long do you plan on living? Long enough to not be alone. That's good enough for me.
19. What was the last song you got stuck in your head? Uhm.. I think it was Rockin' Robin..
20. Sing any commercial jingle. WOO-HOO, WOO-HOO-HOO
21. What is your favorite element on the periodic table? Einsteinium
22. Sunrise or sunset? Sunset, DERR.
23. Introvert or extrovert? Introvert most of the time.
24. Creation or evolution? Evolution
25. Action or reaction? Action
26. Unity or individuality? Individuality
27. Hugs or drugs? Hugs, bish!
28. Animal, vegetable, or mineral? For what?
29. Popsicle, creamsicle, or fudgecicle? FUDGE
30. Fight or flight? YOU'RE THE FIGHTER, YOU'VE GOT THE FIGHTER, THE SPIRIT OF A WARRIOR, THE CHAMPION'S HEART!
31. Who is your favorite historical figure? Hitler had a frightfully interesting life, y'know.
32. Which historical figure could we have done without? Though interesting, Hitler was pretty messed-up..
33. What happened in the last dream you remember? I was in a swanky-fancy hotel and there was a huge table of food stuff with an entire section of peanut butter things, and I love peanut butter.. The floor was all flooded, but no one seemed to care, and all the while, I was getting a serious hard-on due to a food fetish, then Wiesel jumps out of nowhere in a speed-o and starts dancing, which didn't help run-on sentence..
34. Do nice guys really finish last? Sometimes.
35. What are your favorite boy names? Dexter, Maxwell, Ivan
36. What are your favorite girl names? Taylor, Max, Mike [THEY'RE UNISEX. GOOGLE THAT SHYT.]
37. Open minded or closed? Very, extremely open.
38. White bread or wheat bread? Wheat
39. Is it better to burn out than to fade away? Hm.. Burn, 'coz it's sudden and violent, and thus more interesting.
40. You put a quarter into a toy machine. What comes out? Little plastic dog that will keep me entertained until I forget that I'm holding it and drop it. Then I'll be sad. >:
41.What do you want to be when you grow up? I dunno.
42. What were your favorite childhood toys? Uhm.. I don't remember. :/
43. What was your first pet? Penny the golden retriever.
44. What annoys you? Too many things.
45. What is your favorite action caption from the old batman tv show? I never saw it, but I'm assuming that it'd be something like, "HOLY FUCKING SHIT, BATMAN."
46. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop? 56928fguth89retgn9t5jy456457
47. The glass... half empty or half full? Half full!


WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON

48. Tightie whities. Ew. D:
49. Mc Donalds happy meals. EW
50. Reality shows. ANNOYING
51. Gummi bears or gummi worms? Neither. >.o
52.Would you rather sky dive or deep sea dive? Deep sea
53. Paper or plastic? NEITHER. I'll use my weird save-the-Earth tote bag! :D TREE-HUGER POWERS ACTIVATE!
54. What position do you sleep in? On my stomach, slightly tilted to the left because on the wall left of my futon [I sleep on a futon stfu] there's a freakin' AWESOME poster of Dexter. :D
55. Do you sleep on the left, right, or the middle of the bed? Middle-ish-left-right
56. Sweet or sour? FALSE
57. What was your favorite school lunch? School lunch makes me VOMIT LONG TIME.
58.What is your favorite word? Hm.. EGG?!
59. Beach or mountains? Mountains. Gotta love that mountain air.
60. Mounds or almond joy? Muh?
61. Do YOU feel like a nut? I'm CHOCK-FULL O' NUTS.
62. To give or to recieve? I like to give. :3
63. Chocolate or caramel? EW TO BOTH
64. Do you have any nicknames? Just my name.
65. What does your name mean? I'ono.
66. Have you ever fainted? Nope.
67.Have you ever had a crush on a school teacher? Nope.
68.What was the last thing you ate? I licked the bowl after my mom made cookies today. ;;
69.Do you have any bad habits? My worst is probably how I eat practically nothing. Today I had a microwave macaroni thing and the leftover cookie-stuff. I think tomorrow I might try to fast..

WORD ASSOCIATION
what is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear...

70. Grey... Aliens
71. Human... Organs
72. Fruit loop... Fruity?
73. Glove... Crispin Glover
74. Plum... Bruised-purple
75. Structure... Skeleton
76. Race.. The racing of a heart
77. Heart... stops
78. Parasite... Fetus
79. What was your first happy memory? I can't remember.
80. What was your first unhappy memory? I can't remember.
81. If you could visit any time period, what would it be? The 60's, man!
82.What would Jesus do? Why should I care?
83. Make up a word and define it. Fruff - The sound one makes involuntarily while going to sleep/waking up
84. Favorite kool aid flavor? Ew.
85. Favorite pick up line? ..o_O
86. Who was the third gunman on the grassy knoll? ..Huh?
87. What did you like to make believe as a child? That I could turn into things and humiliate the people who made fun of me by using my animal superiority. Eventually, that turned into transforming into a dragon and burning them all..
88. Did you have an imaginary friend? Yeah, and his name was Tangy. ._.
89. Would you like to live in a castle or a mansion? HOBBIT-HOLE.
90. Re-arrange some of the letters in your first, middle, and last name to form a description of yourself. A Madden Reverts Nix >_>
91. Do it fast or do it right? Right.
92.What was the last book you read? The Subtle Knife
93. Have you ever had surgery? Nope.
94. Random fact about you.. fhsfdhdf
95. What is the first thing you wash in the shower? Hair
97. If you could learn any foreign language, what would it be? German, which I'm in the process of learning.
98. If you had the choice to live forever, would you? Yes. Then I wouldn't live in fear anymore.
99. If you had the choice to be the opposite sex for a day, would you? AHAHAAHAAAA.. If you only knew..

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

100. Fate? Sometimes.
101. Ghosts? Yar.
102. God? Hell no.
103. Big foot? Sometimes I do. xD;
104. Soul mates? I'm not sure.
105. Aliens? OF COURSE YES YES
106. Angels? No.
107. Loch ness monster? Yes.
108. Heaven and hell? No.
109. The Zodiac? Maybe.
110. Love at first sight? Nope.
111. Karma? YESYESYES
112. Vampires? There are people who can't live without blood, but they aren't the mythical vampires and such.
113. If you had any super power, what would it be? Transforming, of course!
114. Would you use your power for good or evil? HA. What do you think? It's more fun to knock a building on someone who looks at you funny than rescuing cats out of trees.
115. Name something nostalgic. I can't describe smells well.
116. What are your turn ons in the opposite sex? Hm.. Uh.. Boobs?
117. What are your turn offs in the opposite sex? Asshole-ness, bitchiness, many are sexist.
118. What was the best compliment ever given to you? "You look like a guy." xDD; >.>
119. Which character from Scooby Doo do you most relate to? Scooby 'coz.. I dunno.
120. What is the worst trend of the present time? Stupidity.
121. Beer or wine? NEITHER NONONONONO
123. You cant sleep. What do you do? Doodle.
124. Do you wear jewelry? The occasional necklace, wristbands sometimes.
125. What is your favorite smell? Sweat.
126. What was the best decade of the past century? I DUNNO.
127. Which is your favorite month of the year? October!
128. Do you smoke? NONONONONO
129. Do you drink? NONONONONO
130. What was your favorite subject in school? Art
131. What was your worst subject in school? Math
132. If you had to give up one of your senses, what would it be? Touch.
133. Do you follow your head, your heart, or your crotch? Head and heart.
134. Do you truly know who you are? Only to an extent.
135. Are you superstitious? To an extent.
136. Are you sentimental? Somewhat.
137. How many times a day do you eat? One or none. Only more than that on the weekends or special occasions.
138. Are you more of a main idea or detail type of person? Detail
139. What is your favorite pie? Blueberry
140. Have you ever been close to death? Not outside of my mind.
141. Do you like roller coasters? FUCK NO
142. Apples or oranges? Apples
143. Are you hyperactive? Sometimes
144. Do you talk in your sleep? Sometimes, apparently.
145. What is your favorite holiday? Halloween!
146. Do you go to church? Pft, no.
147. At what age do you think you will be married? Never.
148. If you could open up your own business, what would it be? A foster home for the animals at shelters that they don't have room for.
149. What was the name of your first boyfriend/girlfriend? Never been in a relationship.
150. what is your weakness? I'm too friendly.
151.what was the last movie you saw that made you cry? Fluke. ;~; When he had to run to escape the pound-guy and leave his mom behind.. Ah, gawd, I sobbed so hard..
152.if you were a flavor of ice cream it would be? Cookies 'n Cream. :3
153. If hate were a flavor, what flavor would it be? The taste of freshly falling rain, because in its sorrow lies a certain sleeping malice.
154. Have you ever been prescribed any drugs? Besides allergy meds, no, but I was close.
155. Is lying sometimes necessary? Yes.
156. Bubbleyum or bubblicious? I hate gum.
157. What is your favorite curse word? I don't curse much unless I'm really pissed, just got [physically] hurt really bad or joking around.
158. Do you have any birthmarks? There's a spot on my left palm.
159. If you could visit anywhere in the US, where would it be? AC!
160. If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would it be? Germany
162. Do you feel like your physical self matches your personality? Erm.. I dunno.
163. What was the name of your kindergarten teacher? Mrs. Robin or something..?
164. Do you wear glasses or contacts? Glasses.
165. How tall are you? 5' something.
166. How tall would you like to be? Taller than everyone else so that I could punt people who pissed me off.
167. Your current mood: REALLY TIRED. I bet it's from low blood-sugar due to NOT EATING. dgasdgodfm I hate myself right now. I was a lot more awake when I started this thing an hour ago.
168. Do you dress up for Halloween? Every year! I <3 Halloween because it's the only time of the year when my parents consent to me dressing like something I'm not.
169. Have you ever been in a car accident? Nope.
170. What is your favorite lucky charm? Black cats?
171. What color of shirt are you wearing? Black or dark blue.. I can't tell them apart right now.
172. Do you tend to date people younger or older than you? I've never dated anyone.
173. Do your exes look alike? I've never dated anyone.
174. Do your exes act alike? I've never dated anyone.
175. Have you ever been in love? Yes.
176. What is your favorite kids movie? Almost all of my favorite movies are kids' movies.. Bambi II or Happy Feet, I guess.
177. Have you ever hallucinated? I thought I just saw something run across the floor, sometimes I hear things and I mistake things for things they aren't much more often than people I know. Sometimes it looks like the floor/ceiling is moving like the ocean/swirling. JUST A LITTLE, I THINK.
178. What do you like most about the opposite sex? Wtf is with these repeated questions?
179. What do you hate most about the opposite sex? If this is repeated again, I'm gonna flip-out, I swear.
180. Have you ever been on a blind date? I've never dated anyone.
181. Would you want to be cloned? No thanks.
182. Have you ever peed in public? Nope.
183. Are you an optimist or a pessimist? Optimist most of the time.
184. How did you find out that there was no santa claus? Figured it out.
185. Pancakes or waffles? Depends on my mood.
186. Are you on a diet? I'm on the "let's-not-eat" diet?
187. Why is the grass always greener on the other side? Because the grass is a lie.
188. Do you always want what you can't have? No.
189. Do you act stupid around someone you have a crush on? No.
190. Have you ever been arrested? No.
191. Can you cook? Sorta.
192. Do you think its wrong/weird if a girl asks a guy out? No.
193. Do you have any allergies? Pollen, cats.
194. Missouri or Missouraa: I dunno.
195. Do you believe there is a meaning to life? The primal meaning to have babies like crazed rabbits. That's what nature intends. I find it disgusting and thinks that there are too many people on the planet.
196. What do you think about before you fall asleep? I normally daydream or focus on slowing my pulse.
197. What are your thoughts on the nature of good and evil? That they're relative and it depends on whose side you're talking to.
198. Step into your cave. There you will find your power animal. What kind of animal is it? Spider or owl.
199. What does your power animal say to you? Spider because I have many legs and know which one to move when. I silently create a web and wait for my quarry to fall into it. By the time they realize what's going on, it's too late. Owl because I see things that others generally cannot. When I fly overhead, none can hear my wings beating to the rhythm of their destruction. Though I will most likely never strike in the physical realm, my wings will continue to beat until I can crush the skull of the insignificant creatures in some other form that will not end in my own demise. Yeah, I have problems that only emerge when I'm too tired/upset to cover them up.
200. End this survey with a quote: Screw quotes, here's a poem. One of my favorites, in fact.

The King of Owls
by Louise Erdrich

They say I am excitable! How could
I not scream? The Swiss monk’s tonsure
spun till it blurred yet his eyes were still.
I snapped my gaiter, hard, to stuff back

my mirth. Lords, he then began to speak.
Indus catarum, he said, presenting the game of cards
in which the state of the world is excellent described
and figured. He decked his mouth

as they do, a solemn stitch, and left cards
in my hands. I cast them down.
What need have I for amusement?
My brain’s a park. Yet your company

plucked them from the ground and began to play.
Lords, I wither. The monk spoke right,
the mealy wretch. The sorry patterns show
the deceiving constructions of your minds.

I have made the Deuce of Ravens my sword
falling through your pillows and rising,
the wing blades still running
with the jugular blood. Your bodies lurch

through the steps of an unpleasant dance.
No lutes play. I have silenced the lutes!
I keep watch in the clipped, convulsed garden.
I must have silence, to hear the messenger’s footfall

in my brain. For I am the King of Owls.
Where I float no shadow falls.
I have hungers, such terrible hungers, you cannot know.
Lords, I sharpen my talons on your bones.

To get rid of the meme on my userpage.

Boy side

[x] you love hoodies.
[ ] you love jeans.
[x] dogs are better than cats
[x] it's hilarious when people get hurt.
[x] you've played with/against boys on a team.
[ ] shopping is torture. [Depends on what we're shopping for.]
[x] sad movies suck.
[x] you own an x-box.
[x] played with hotwheels cars as a kid.
[x] at some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter
[x] you own a DS, PS2 or sega
[ ] you used to be obsessed with power rangers
[ ] you watch sports on TV
[x] gory movies are cool.
[ ] you go to your dad for advice.
[ ] you own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] you like going to football games.
[ ] you used to/do collect baseball cards.
[x] baggy pants are cool to wear.
[ ] it's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
[x] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] you love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[ ] sports are fun.
[x] talk with food in your mouth.
[x] wear boxers.

total = 15 points.

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Girl side

[ ] you wear lip gloss.
[ ] you love to shop. [Again, depends.]
[ ] you wear eyeliner.
[ ] you have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[ ] you wear the color pink.
[ ] go to your mom for advice.
[ ] you consider cheerleading a sport
[ ] you hate wearing the color black.
[x] you like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[ ] you like wearing jewelry.
[ ] skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] you don't like the movie star wars.
[ ] you are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] it takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.
[x] you smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[ ] you care about what you look like.
[ ] you like wearing dresses when you can.
[ ] you like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[ ] you wear girl underwear.
[ ] used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it. [I don't think scribbling all over their face when they're asleep counts..]
[ ] like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.

total= 2 points



Bwah.

Just to get rid of the meme on my userpage.

Stolen from :13years:


1. First thing you wash in the shower?
My hair.

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Grey.

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
I've never kissed anyone. >_>

4. Do you plan outfits?
Not unless it's Halloween or some other special occasion.

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Um.. I don't know..

7. Who was the last person you kissed?
-Points to question three-

8. Person before that?
-Points to above question-

10. What are you craving right now?
The soundtrack of The Producers. The new one, mind you.

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
PATCH.

12. Do you make prank calls?
Nope.

13. Ever hooked up with some one out of state?
Never hooked up with anyone.

14. Do you sleep with any stuffed animals?
My Build-A-Bears, mostly.

15. Would you dance to the taco song?
SHURE!

16. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Yep.

17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
I can't bite it due to sensitive teeth. I could try, but it would hurt like HELL.

18. Do you like anyone right now?
Yep.

19. What do you think of crickets?
They're fun to catch and fun to watch. :3

20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Not that I know of.. I have a lot of dreams where I meet celebrities, but I can't remember which ones didn't actually happen anymore..

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
Especially with pineapple.

22. What are you listening to right now?
Nature of the Experiment - Tokyo Police Club

25. Would you go sky diving?
FUCK NO

26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Um.. I dunno.. Probably not.

27. Would you throw potatoes at him?
If they were tater tots, yes, but only if the bodyguards weren't around.

28. Is there anything sparkly on you?
Nope. I don't like sparkly things. SHINY things, now that's different..

30. Do you rent movies often?
Hellz yeah! I go to the movies a LOOOTT and I rent movies less, but I still rent 'em!

31. Who sits behind you in your math class?
No one. I'm at the back of the class 'coz I had to move there. At my old seat, I was surrounded by people, and not only did I think that they were all laughing/looking at me, but it absolutely REEKED of cigarettes and I got tired of putting the neck of my shirt over my nose/mouth area.

34. Can you count backwards from 74?
It would take a while, but yeah. >_>;;

35. Who are you going to be with tonight?
Myself. I'm a lonely person. >:

36. Brown or white egg?
The shell or the insides?

38. Ever been on a train?
-Nodnod-

39. Ever told someone you loved them?
Yeah, but I only meant it once. Most of time when I say those three words, they're just words.

40. Do you have a cell phone?
Yar.

43. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
Staying home and recovering from surgery. :/

44. Ever had cream puffs?
Yuh.

45. Ever had Breaded Shrimp?
NONONONO.

46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
Nope. I was going to see it, but then I didn't.

47. What was the last question you asked?
I dunno!

48. What was the last CD you bought?
Korn: Greatist Hits Vol. 1

49. What is/was your bus number for school?
15/1/5. Most of the time it's 15.

50. (Missing question – probably about number counting) [Wtf? Missing question?]

51. Is your hair curly?
Yes and it makes me look like a HOBO.

52. Last time you cried?
When I went into a breakdown 'coz I was missing someone.

53. Ever walked into a wall?
Hurhur, yes.

54. Ever walked UP a wall?
Only in the dreams where I'm Spiderman.

55. Have you ever bought anything from PacSun?
Nuuu, that's like a beach bum place, yes? The most attention I've given them is a glance.

56. Favorite time of the year?
Fall. I like the coolness, Halloween and how everything seems to be dying. It just gives me a sense of peace.

58. Favorite color(s)?
Black, green, brown.

60. Do you have any tattoos?
Not at the moment.

61. Who was the last person you held hands with?
My best friends as we skipped/walked in between classes.

62. Do you sleep with the TV on?
During C.S.I., most definitely. BURN.

63. Where was your default picture taken at?
..Muh?

64. Why was your default picture taken?
Did I miss something?

65. Do you like your life right now?
It's ok.

66. How do you feel about 'love'?
I don't 'feel' anything about it. If I've felt it recently, I haven't recognized it. I think things about it, but I don't 'feel' about it.

67. What is your favorite animal?
DUHHH, I WONDER WHAT IT COULD BE.

69. Do you have good vision?
No, I'm only wearing prescription glasses to look smarter.

70. Can you hula hoop?
xD No. I fail at it.

71. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Not unless it was Wiesel, who unfortunately doesn't exist.

72. Do you have a job?
Nuh.

74. What are you wearing?
A shirt with a robot-fish-thing on it from Kona, Hawaii that says, "Bad to the Chrome," black Tripp pants with red straps and stitching, socks and my glasses.

75. What does your hair look like?
Essence of stereotypical hobo minus the stench and insects.

76. Ever climbed out a window?
I've thought about it before, but I've never actually done it.

77. Can you handle the truth?
Yes. The truth is always better than some crackpot story, I think.

78. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Mass Effect

79. How often do you talk on the phone?
Quite a lot sometimes. It varies.

80. What's the longest you talked to someone on the phone?
Hm.. Three hours, I think.

81. Do you hate/dislike more than 3 people?
I dislike many people but only hate two.

83. Are you sarcastic?
Sometimes.

84. Have you ever slapped someone?
Nope.

85. Do looks matter?
Not really.

86. Do you use chapstick?
Nevar.

87. Are you too forgiving?
Sometimes.

88. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
fffffffyes! Tripp pants, wristbands, posters, action figures, I'VE GOT IT ALL! ..Almost.. Sorta..

89. Do you own a gun?
If I did, I'd end up shooting myself, guaranteed.

90. Have you made a prank phone call?
Nope.

91. Have you ever been in a castle?
Windsor Castle was AMAZING..

92. Do you like your hair?
-Points to previous remarks about hoboness-

93. Do you like yourself?
Sometimes, I'm ok with myself. Sometimes, I want to hurt myself because I hate myself so much. Most of the time, I'm neutral.

95. Are you more pissed off, upset, or happy most of the time?
xDDD That's a silly question.. I fall into times of depression and shit, then twenty minutes later I can't remember why I was so sad.

96. When was the last time you talked on MSN?
HURR, I'm talking with  chadpanther right now!

99. What are you doing today?
This meme and school.

100. Tag 5 people:
Hmm..  chadpanther  zyran  Rourkie annnnddd.. That's basically everyone I know on here who I talk to at the moment. >_>

I need a normal-sounding name that isn't super-common like, "Steve Smith" or something. I've tried looking at the phone book, but all of the names in here are like, "Cefalu" and "Button." ..xD I should make the character's last name "Button" just to piss my friend off.
..Wtf kind of name is "Bzdak?"

Stolen from  Catenatus

The list:
A : Easy to fall in love with.
B : You like people.
C : You are really silly.
D : one in a million.
E : Great in bed.
F : You love to drink
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H : You are Quirky.
I : You are popular with all types of people.
J : People Adore you
K : You're wild and crazy.
L : Unbelievably great in bed.
M : best kisser ever.
N : You like to drink.
O : Crazy
P : Great in bed.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
S : You are dead sexy.
R : Fucking crazy.
T : You're loyal to those you love.
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judgmental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You never let people tell you what to do.
Y : best boy/girl friend any one can ask for.
Z : Always ready.




Z - Always ready.
I - You are popular with all types of people.
E - Great in bed.
G - You never let people tell you what to do.
E - Great in bed.

R - Fucking crazy.
A - Easy to fall in love with.
M - best kisser ever.
S - You are dead sexy.
D - one in a million.
E - Great in bed.
N - You like to drink.

Z, I, G, R and D are the only ones that're accurate. Especially R. :>

Stolen from  13years

If you get more than 30 you're paranoid.
If you get 21 to 29 your normal.
If you get 11 to 20 you're pretty normal.
If you get 10 or less you're fearless.

I fear...

[x] people
[ ] the dark
[ ] being single forever
[x] being a parent
[ ] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces

total: 2

[x] heights
[ ] black cats
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[ ] ants
[ ] driving
[x] flying
[ ] flowers or other plants
[ ] being touched
[x] fire

total: 3

[x] dark water
[ ] the ocean
[ ] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boy/girlfriends/(ex)boy/girlfriends dad
[ ] my boy/girlfriends/(ex)boy/girlfriends mom
[ ] mice/rats
[x] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
[ ] rain

total: 2

[ ] wind
[ ] cotton balls
[ ] cemeteries
[ ] clowns [Not so much afraid, I just think they're creepy.]
[x] large crowds
[x] crossing bridges
[ ] death
[ ] heaven
[x] being robbed
[ ] men
[ ] women

total: 3

[x] having great responsibility
[ ] doctors, including dentists
[x] tornadoes
[x] hurricanes
[x] diseases
[ ] snakes
[ ] sharks
[x] shots
[ ] Friday the 13th [My brother was born that day. xD]
[x] ghosts [If you've seen one of my ghost characters, you'll know why..]

total: 6

[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains or railroads
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[ ] being alone forever
[x] being blind
[x] being deaf
[ ] growing up

total: 2

[ ] monsters under my bed
[x] creepy noises in the night
[ ] bee stings
[x] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[x] needles
[ ] blood
[x] someone you love or care about getting hurt
[ ] love
[ ] spiders

total: 4

all together: 22

I'm actually extremely paranoid, but not by being afraid of everything. -.-;

fgjdfgj So that the meme isn't all spam-tastic on my userpage.
IN OTHER NEWS: I drew the three survivors from the barbecue mentioned in this journal: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/358755/ They're just concept sketches at the moment, but it's cool. :3

A - Available?: Very.
A - Age: 15
A - Annoyance: Uhh.. I tend to be annoying sometimes, but not so much anymore because for some reason I'm super-quiet, but I'm annoyed by too many things. :<

B - Best Friends?: http://siphiru.deviantart.com/ [I comment naughty things on most of her submissions, so be warned. Bwaha.]
B - Bar: GAY BAR :D
B - Birthday?: April 25

C - Crush: Yes, and that's all the info I can give. :/
C - Car: Nope.
C - Cat: I'm allergic. :<

D - Dead Pets Name(s): Penny [golden retriever], Dixie [gerbil], Trixie [gerbil], Mango [parakeet].. I miss them so..
D - Dad's Name: DMOGAMDGOMFGFH
D - Dog(s): He's my little brother. <3

E - Easiest person to talk to: http://siphiru.deviantart.com/ and my other friend who doesn't have a DA or FA.
E - Eggs: ..Eggs? Most of the time, they make me sick..
E - E-mail: Murdoc6Is6God6[at]hotmail.com

F - Favorite color?: Black, green, brown and tan.
F - Food: 99's fried schrod.
F - Foreign slang: LECK MICH!

G - Gummy Bears or Worms: I can't eat them because the shapes make me reluctant to do anything other than look at and touch. Gimme a plain-old, bar-shaped one and there'd be no problem.
G - God: AHAHA, you're funny.
G - Good Times: Nothing recently. Same-old. In two weeks will be my week-late, three-day-long birthday party, though! :D We'll be going to Build-A-Bear and go-karting, then watching zombie movies and having a Dexter marathon! WOO!

H - Hair Color: Brown.
H - Height: Uhh.. 5' something.. I wanna say 5' 11"
H - Happy: Talkin' to friends, hanging out with friends, reading a good book.

I - Ice Cream: Phish Food! :D
I - Instrument: Guitar, but I just got it so I still suck. <.<;
I - Idol: ..Uhh.. Does Dexter Morgan count..?

J - Jewelry: N/A
J - Job: Unemployed mooch - I mean, student.
J - Jokes: I'm brain-dead at the moment and can't think of one.. Uhh.. How's this? .-. http://icanhascheezburger.files.wor.....-squirrels.jpg

K - Kids: I might adopt someday in the VERY distant future.
K - Karate: Nope.
K - Kung Fu: In my mind, that's karate's retarded cousin. <_< >_>

L - Love: It's not a word I use lightly, and because of the loose way I have used it in the past, I can't say that I love anyone, or that I feel it anymore.
L - Longest Car Ride: Probably from Boston-ish area to Niagara Falls. My parents prefer flying while I prefer driving.. I have a crippling fear of flying/falling/heights of any sort.
L - Lipstick or Chapstick: None.

M - Milk Flavor: Original/chocolate
M - Mother's Name: YOUR FACE
M - Movie Last Watched: My mum and I saw 21 today. I liked it. :3

N - Number of Siblings: Two by genetics, but they don't live in my house. One who lives in the house but isn't of the same species. He's adopted.
N - Northern or Southern: North, thanks.
N - Name: Ivan.

O - One Wish: Why just one? WHYYY?! That I actually WAS my fursona? That'd be SICK! :DDD
O - One Phobia?: Falling/flying/heights
O - Otter Pop: They used to sell those at Rite-Aid.. I haven't seen them in years. :<

P - Parents, are they married or divorced: Married.
P - Part of your appearance you like best: ..Uhh.. My.. er.. I'm drawing a blank..
P - Part of your personality you like best: How I'm all friendly, generous, loyal and reliable and stuff. :3

Q - Quick or Slow?: Quick at most things, slow at others.
Q - Queer or Straight?: Both!
Q - Queen or King?: IRL: DRAG KING, BABEH! To you guys: I AM THE QUEEN OF FRANCE! [This wouldn't mean a thing to you if you haven't seen Rejected.]

R - Reason to smile: My friends.
R - Reality TV Show: Hell's Kitchen. I like to see them cry. c:
R - Right or Left: A LEFT AT ALBUQUERQUE

S - Song Last Heard: Pretty Women from the Sweeney Todd soundtrack is playing right now. I lurve that song..
S - Season: Fall!
S - Series: DEXTERDEXTERDEXTERDEXTERDEXTERDEXTERDEXTERDEXTER-foams at mouth-

T - Time you woke up: Roughly 10 AM
T - Time Now: 11:28 PM
T - Time for bed: As soon as I finish this meme.

U - Unknown: A lot. That's why I read.
U - Unicorns: I have a unicorn Build-A-Bear with white fur, a pink horn and mane/tail who wears a pink shirt. She's fun to carry around while I'm all in goth/emoness. [I typed "funny unicorn" into Google images and I found this: http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d.....nsToSlayer.jpg o.o;]
U - You are?: I thought this was the U section? I'm a goat/wolf/silly person-thing, by the way.

V - Vegetable you hate: PEPPERS MAKE ME SICK. Olives taste nasty.
V - Vegetable you love: Steamed broccoli! NOM NOM NOM
V - View on Politics: Poly - many. Ticks - blood-sucking insects.

W- Worst Habit: Um.. I'm not very clean..? At all..?
W- Where are you going to travel next: To the bed.
W- What's up?: The ceiling.

X - X-Rays: Nope.
X - X-Rated: Porn?
X - XYZ: YOU FORGOT THE REST, NOOB!

Y - Year you were born: 45235kjh23524hjgg56323ergw B.C. I'M SO WITTY
Y - Year it is now: 2008
Y - Yellow?: BANANAS

Z - Zoo Animal: I like them.
Z - Zodiac: Taurus/Monkey
Z - Zoolander?: I never saw it. :/

BED NAO

First of all, I was woken up by my first Charlie horse about an hour after I went to sleep, and I was lucky to fall asleep after that.. I thought that my muscle randomly snapped or something extreme like that.. ANYWHO, onto the dream.
It was fuuunn.. Let's just say that Wiesel kept getting pregnant.. It was really bizarre because my dreams normally never involve mpreg, and he was Sims 2-style pregnant in the sense that he went outside for a minute and when he came back he had a prego belly. I just ignored it, 'coz I knew it was a dream at that point, and my dreams usually are strange in some senses, but are super-realistic in most others. Pretty soon, there were goat-weasel-wolves all over the house. I hired a Sims 2-style nanny to take care of them, but one wasn't enough, so we had five.. If you've ever played the Sims 2 and hired a nanny with more than one baby, you'll know that they just leave the babies lying on the floor. I got mad and yelled at, then fired the nannies that did that. It was fun. At the end of the dream, Wiesel was pretty much materializing children that I refused to acknowledge because I knew it was a dream and that the mpreg kids didn't actually exist. Then I went to school and I was Ziege, which was awesome, and everyone was like, "YIFF IN HELL, FURFAG" Then I was all, "-Goes over and beats to a pulp-" :D Lucid dreams are loff. Wiesel came with me and followed me around, and of course, he was hanging all over me and such. Then we got to German class and Satan [the teacher] fell over and died and  13years was like, "..O_O!!" Naturally, I went over and was all, "BLARGH -"falls" on and licks-" He then became violently ill and vomited, but I dodged it with the mad skillz that only exist in my dreams. Ahhh.. Good times.. The dream ended before I got back home, so for all I know, the nannies had a barbecue with our children. Maybe tonight I'll have a continuation dream? ..I wish I actually had those.. ;.;

Why is it asking me if I want rye and then telling me that I do, of course..? I think I'm allergic to rye.. o_o
[If you don't know what I'm talking about, go to the control panel and look at the bar under the FA banner but above the actual messages box.]

dfomsfdogmfogmdfhIgotPhotoShop:DDDD

This awesome guy at my dad's work who burned me a copy of Metalocalypse season one and gave me a green polo shirt with the company's logo on the sleeve also gave me a version of PhotoShop on a flash drive! :D I'm ECSTATIC and RHAPSODIC to start practicing with it!

I'm wearing the shirt and fhoafdmhd is it comfortable.

I tend to say it. >:V Along with "dis." And there are many other words which I leave letters out of/add/butchergrammarhorribly.

FICKFICKFICKFICKSHEIZFICK

>:V

I STILL NEED MONIEZ D< http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/350009/

'Coz my birthday's coming up and we're going to Build-A-Bear, and that place is goddamned expensive. My friends have to pay for their bears' clothes. :c I want to help 'em, but I have, liek.. ten dollars. Myeh.
I'LL DO SHEIT LIEK DIS FER THREE DOLLARS. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1186824/ YOU WANT IT. D':

SHITTY ICONS LEIK DIS FER TWO DOLLARS. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1133824/

;.; Note me if interested, peeeez?

Age: 15
Where did you grow up: New England

WHAT DO YOU CALL:

1. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks.
A brook.. or stream.

2. What the thing you push around the grocery store is called.
Cart.

3. A metal container to carry a meal in.
Lunch box.

4. The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in.
Pan.

5. The piece of furniture that seats three people.
Couch.

6. The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof.
Gutter.

7. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening.
Uhh.. Gazebo, maybe? Porch that has an awning?

8. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages.
Er.. Soda?

9. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup.
Pancake/flapjack/hot cake/wheats

10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself.
Sub

11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach.
Trunks.

12. Shoes worn for sports.
Sneakers.

13. Putting a room in order.
A pain in the ass. Er, I mean, cleaning.

14. A flying insect that glows in the dark.
Firefly.

15. The little insect that curls up into a ball.
Uhh.. Little curl-into-ball bug? I've never seen one o' those.

16. The children's playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down.
Seesaw.

17. How do you eat your pizza?
I eat all the cheese off, lick off the sauce, then eat the pizza. When I get to the crust, I take out the insides, roll it into a little ball, eat it, then eat the shell.

18. What's it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff?
Yard sale.

19. What's the evening meal?
Dinner?

20. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are?
Basement?

21. What do you call the thing that you can get water out of to drink in public places?
Bubbler/water fountain



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My Daemon is Aurora teh ocelot. .0.

http://www.goldencompassmovie.com/
Go to "Daemons," then "Meet Your Daemon."

Though this will mean absolutely nothing to you guys 'coz I haven't done anything with these characters on here, here are the results of my three favorite characters:
Armin - Xanthia the Moth
Yoska - Kyana the Tiger
Odo - Raina the Raccoon

I have one page left in it. ONE. And it's not even an entire page 'coz there's a little chunk missing at the bottom! I dunno when I'll be able to get another one, which is making me maaaad.. Hopefully I'll get one tonight and I'll be able to do a nice "sketchbook wrap-up" thing at the end of this one.. Ahh, I'll get a warm fuzzy feeling looking back at this thing.. It was my dad's originally, and there are two drawings in there from '98, in addition to some crap I drew in when I was six or something. I ripped out all the crap I did, though. >_> Those "warm fuzzy feelings" will probably be nausea from seeing the nonsense that I thought was good, judging on how my art is constantly improving, not that you guys have seen that. ._. I'm too laaazy to uploooad.. I'll try to upload stuff today, I swear. :/



Edit: Yaahhhh.. I lied. >_> As you can see, no sketchbook explosion. I'm too tired right now..

WHY DOES MY ROOM ALL OF A SUDDEN SMELL LIKE PIZZA?! I was painting. WITH ACRYLICS. NOT PIZZA. My Desktop Publishing room smelled like pineapples.. which made me laugh 'coz in the book I'm reading (Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell), Strange drank this madness stuff and he thought pineapples were everywhere.. All he could smell was pineapples, and when the landlord came over, there was a pineapple in his mouth. MANY LAWLS. I was in class and I actually laughed.. Luckily, I was in English and I sit next to my friend, who I then explained the situation to.
..ANOTHER THING THAT'S VEXING ME.. I keep hearing noises from downstairs (my room is on the second, top, floor) and it makes me think that my parents are home, when they aren't. F<SDFHDFHSFDH [/boredrant]

FHFOMD OMGWTFBBQ
I haven't uploaded most of what's in it, either. o-o; -Looks at the first page, then the page that's being worked on- ..o_o I really sucked several months ago.. This is why artists should carry sketchbooks! So that when it's full, you can look at your progress as an artist! It's very rewarding emotionally. :) I'll upload these.. uhh.. on my birfdai, I guess, which is April 25th. It'll be a kind of "a year of Ziege" or something.. I'ono. I think even then I might just pick the non-sucky stuff. That means that I'll only be uploading, like, ten unfinished drawings. >_> Some of 'em I really like, though. Eh, I'll get around to that eventually..

How does the world see you?
The Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang
LMAO, umm.. Maybe on FA, but I'm not Wiesel [mah sex-addict weasel, non-real boyfriend] in real life. xD

Will I have a happy life?
Hello, Goodbye - The Beatles
Full of highs, full of lows, I guess.

What do my friends really think of me?
Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride - Lilo & Stitch soundtrack
I'm not Hawaiian, but the roller coaster part I can't disagree with. xP

What do people secretly think of me?
Love Today - MIKA
..I'm gonna love 'em today..?

How can I be happy?
Mashed Taters - Albinoblacksheep.com
LMFAO, I love taters! <333

What should I do with my life?
Black Betty (Techno Remix) - Molly Hatchet
..o_O

What is some good advice for me?
Toast - Bob & Tom
MAKE TOAST!

How will I be remembered?
Peaches - The Presidents of the United States of America
Peaches. People will look back and be like, "Remember Ivan..? Peaches.."

What is my signature dancing song?
Almost Like Being In Love - Frank Sinatra
Lawl, it's funny 'coz I dance to this when no one's around. xDD

What do I think my current theme song is?
Shepherd's Hey - Unknown Artist 'coz my friend sent it to me
xD That's a good song, thar. I'd have to go with Mazurka, though. :P

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Can't Buy Me Love - The Beatles
That's so accurate, it's scary. o-o

What song will play at my funeral?
The Headless Waltz - Voltaire
OMFGWTFBBQLAAAWWWWLL AS ABOVE, SO BELOW, PLACE YOUR BETS WHICH WAY THEIR HEADS WILL ROLL! It's an up-beat funeral. :D

What type of men/women do you like?
All You Need Is Love - The Beatles
Again, super-accurate. :) People who don't care about material things, small imperfections and other minor things. All they want is mah luuurve. <3

What is my day going to be like?
Remedy - Seether
I'm getting a cure for something I didn't know I had..! Seeing as how I'm going to bed soon, maybe Imma have a dirty dream to unwind my mind..? ..Why am I telling you people this?

Stolen from  zyran


1.) Put your media player of choice on shuffle.
2.) List the first fifteen songs that come up (skipping titles like "Fugue in D Minor") and add "in my pants" to the end.
3.) Bold the ones that actually made you LAWL.

1. "Always On My Mind" in my pants [Elvis]
2. "U Can't Touch This" in my pants [MC Hammer]
3. "Brain" in my pants [The Fools]
4. "Bananaphone" in my pants [Raffi]
5. "White & Nerdy" in my pants [Weird Al]
6. "Things That Lovers Do" in my pants [The Fools] [It makes too much sense. >>]
7. "Don't Let Go" in my pants [Bryan Adams & Sarah McLachlan]
8. "I Think I Smell a Rat" in my pants [White Stripes]
9. "Hongkongaton" in my pants [Gorillaz]
10. "Couples" in my pants [AnT]
11. "A Slice of Quiche Would Be Nice" in my pants [Brothers Grimm soundtrack]
12. "Spider Pig" in my pants [Hans Zimmer]
13. "The Ballad Of John And Yoko" in my pants [The Beatles]
14. "The Pianoman" in my pants [Billy Joel]
15. "King of Pride Rock" in my pants [Hans Zimmer]

XDD!! My songs are PERFECT for this, eh?

FHDFHFHDSF

1.OPEN YOUR MUSIC PLAYER
2.PUT IT ON SHUFFLE
3.PRESS PLAY
4.FOR EVERY QUESTION TYPE THE SONG THATS PLAYING
5.WHEN YOU GET TO A NEW QUESTION CHANGE THE SONG
6.DONT LIE!!
7.TAG PEOPLE

Opening credits:
Tourniquet - Marilyn Manson [This are srs opening credits. Is full of violence and screaming.]

Waking up:
Tubthumping - Chumbawamba [THIS BED'S NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN]

First day of school:
Frontier Psychiatrist - The Avalanches [My teachers were like, "THIS BOY NEEDS THERAPY! DEXTER (mah middle name, which is actually in the song LAWL) IS CRIMINALLY INSANE!!"]

Falling in love:
What The Hell Happened To Me? - Adam Sandler [WHUT?! LOVE?! WHUUUUTTTT?!]

Fight song:
Reise, Reise - Rammstein [ARISE, ARISE, SEAMEN, ARISE!]

Breaking up:
There Is Life - Alison Krauss [There're other fish in the sea, ja? :D]

Prom:
The Ballad Of John And Yoko - The Beatles [Uhh.. I'ono.]

Life:
Happy Ending - MIKA [Karma, mehbeh?]

Making babies:
Droppin' Plates - Disturbed [CRAZEH SECKZ IN DAH KITCHEN]

Mental break down:
Loser - Beck [IMMA LOSER KILL ME BAAAWWWWW]

Driving:
Shut-Up And Smile - Bowling for Soup [STOP EFFING TALKING AND DRIVE, BETCH]

Flashback:
Our Truth - Lacuna Coil [..I dunno again.]

Getting back together:
Relax, Take It Easy - MIKA ['Coz I'm too awesome to stay mad. :DD]

Wedding:
We Like to Party! - Vengaboys [EFF THAT SLOW DANCE SHIT!]

Birth of a child:
Bite It - The Fools [..o_o I don't think that needs a comment..]

Final battle:
They Know Me - Voltaire [THEY KNOW IMMA KICK SOME ASS!]

Death scene:
Nice Guys Finish Last - Green Day [Bwarharharhar, I outlived you nice guys. PWNED! >:D]

Funeral:
Shut Up And Sleep With Me - Sin With Sebastian [GIT IN THIS COFFIN WITH ME]

End credits:
The Penis Song - Monty Python [In closing.. Isn't it great to have a penis? :D Lmao, that strangely fits.]

FMHOSDFHM I TAG YOU!

-Prances about- Ah just wanna play on mah panpipes! [Yes, I actually talk like that. xD;]
Mah friend sent me that song and it's like loff in a bottle. Is bai Cake. Pwnsome.


ANYWHO.. Meme stolen from  13years yet again. xD



Basics:

Name: Ivan
Nickname: Ivan "The Terrible" [My friend PJ calls me that sometimes]
Fursona: Ziege
Date of Birth: 4/25/92
Birthplace: Massachusetts
Current Location: New England wiff dah CHOWDAH.
Eye Color: Bloooo.
Hair Color: Dark-ish brown that looks black when wet.
Height: Uhh.. 5' 11" or something.
Heritage: My mum's side is apparently from Latvia and my dad's side is from Italy.. I think.. o_O;
Piercings: I wanna get mah left ear pierced on that side-part eventually.
Tattoos: I will eventually! xP


Favourite:

Animal: Goats, bears an' musties. :D Doggers, too.
Band/Singer: Die Ärzte, Korn, Rammstein
Song: Männer Sind Schweine (Die Ärzte), Angeber (Die Ärzte), Freak on a Leash (Korn), A.D.I.D.A.S. (Korn), That Was the Worst Christmas Ever! (Sufjan Stevens), Chasing Cars (Snow Patrol), Reise, Reise (Rammstein), For the Widows In Paradise, for the Fatherless In Ypsilanti (Sufjan Stevens), Such Great Heights (Postal Service), Sheep Go To Heaven (Cake)
Movie: Arg, I like too many.. ><
Disney Movie: Emperor's New Groove an' Lilo and Stitch
Disney Show: Lilo and Stitch: The Series (I'm a loser >_>), American Dragon: Jake Long
Disney Character: Kuzco and Stitch! :D
TV show: DEXTER!! YEESSSS!!! :DDDD Also, House, Heroes and Invader Zim
Color: Green, black, gray, brown
Food: Uhh.. Honey mustard! And.. And.. Peanut butter! FAKE PEPPERONI!
Pizza topping: Just cheese, thanks.
Ice-Cream Flavor: Phish Food, French vanilla
Pocky Flavor: Never had it. :/
Drink (alcoholic): NEVER! FHMSOPDFMHDF
Soda: Root beer an' Fresca
Cookie: Soft chocolate chip cookies and sugar cookies that don't suck. xD;
Store: Hot Topic an' Spencer's, GameStop
Clothing Brand: Tripp pants are teh pwn!
Shoe Brand: I dunno. o_O The ones I wear right now are North Face boots. >_> When I wear sneakers they're DC.
Season: Fall, 'coz it's not as cold as winter but not warm like spring.
Month: Uh.. Is that a normal question? Are people actually supposed to know their favorite month? October?
Convention/Holiday/Festival: AC! Never been, but I plan to in 2010. :3 Holidays? Halloween! :D I get to dress-up all crazy-like and get candy! I don't really even like candy, I just like to dress-up and scare the crap outta little kids. XDD
Flower: Black roses. EMOOOO
Board game: Risk :D


This or That:

Sunny or rainy: Rainy. I like the rain. >>
Chocolate or vanilla: 'Nilla!
Fruit or veggie: Hmmm.. Tough choice. I'd have to say fruit, though. Fruit are cool.
Night or day: Night. Imma night owl.. er.. goat.
Sour or sweet: Sweeeet.
Love or money: If the love works, I want it. If it's not right, money.
Phone or in person: In-person.
Looks or personality: Personality! I'm not shallow.
Coffee or tea: Tea! My tea pot has a rooster on it and my tea mug has Bambi on it! :D
Hot or cold: Hot or cold what? Temperature: Cold. Food: Hot.



Your:

Goal for this year: Uhh.. o_O;; I.. don't have one..?
Most missed memory: Hmmm.. When I was at camp and it was awesome. xD
Best physical feature: ..O_o.. Hurr, yer funny.
First thought waking up: NYUGHHH.. NOOOOO..
Hypothetical personality disorder: Say what? I'M HYPOTHETICALLY A GIRAFFE WITH A FACE IMPLANT..? How the hell can yeh have a hypothetical disorder?! I HYPOTHETICALLY DON'T EXIST?! DX
Preferred type of surgery: The kind I don't need.
Sesame street alter ego: Uhh.. Big Bird? I dunnooo.
Fairytale alter ego: BILLY GOATS GRUFF! XD
Most stupid remark: LMAO, you want just one? Uhh.. Gimme a day or two and I'll have a good one.
Worst crime: FIVE-FINGER DISCOUNT LOLOLOLOL!!1!111!!!!!!!1!!oneone!!!one!!!six [If you haven't noticed by now, I NEVER say "lol" 'coz I think it's a stupid thing to say and I only say it if I'm saying something that isn't meant to be taken seriously.] I used to steal toys from my kindergarten. >_>
Greatest ambition: Be a concept artist! :D
Greatest fear: Falling. I'm DEATHLY afraid of falling.
Darkest secret: I dunno, I don't really have any secrets. o_O
Favorite subject: Science stuffs and art classes.
Strangest received gift: I think that'd have to be a Chicken Soup for the Soul book.. It was pink. Bright pink. There I was, staring at it with a look like, "I'm going to murder whoever gave this to me," in my black Tripp pants and black sweatshirt.. xDD It was so baaad..
Worst habit: Procrastination's the worst out of my many bad habits. xD


Do You:

Smoke: FUCK NO
Drink: SHIT NO
Curse: Umm.. Maaybe.
Shower daily: Uhhh.. Noooo.. Every other day. xD
Like thunderstorms: Yus. Unless they're super-loud and I can't sleep.
Dance in the rain: Yay! :DD
Sing: Woo! SHEEP GO TO HEAVEN.. GOATS GO TO HELL! -Dancedance-
Play an instrument: I want to. :/
Get along with your parents: LAAAWWWLL, yer funny.
Wish on stars: I used to.
Believe in fate: Some events.
Believe in love at first sight: Yeh. :3


Can You:

Drive: Nuuupe.
Sew: I wanna learn.
Cook: Grilled cheese, toast and cereal. >>
Speak another language: Nicht sehr gut. -_-
Dance: I like to when no one's looking. xD; DDR, as well. :P
Sing: Weee!
Touch your nose with your tongue: Nope. :/
Whistle: Pretty well.
Curl your tongue: Yepyepyep.


Have You Ever:

Been Drunk: NONONONONOOO
Been Stoned/High: High on LIFE!
Eaten Sushi: NOOOOOOO! Diseases and raw animal doesn't sound good!
Been in Love: No. :(
Skipped school: FUCK NO! I care about my education!
Made prank calls: xD Naw, but it seems fun.
Sent someone a love letter: I probably will at some point.
Stolen something: From kindergarten. Past that point? No.
Cried yourself to sleep: Yes. D:



Other Questions:

What annoys you most in a person? Sooo many things annoy me about people.. Conceitedness.. Lying.. Close-mindedness.. All that kinda stuff.
Are you right or left handed? Righty. I'm average. :/
What is your bedtime? Depends day-to-day.
Name three things you can't live without: Air, water, food.
What is the color of your room? Yellow.. fhoadsfmhod
Do you have any siblings?
Do you have any pets?
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars?
What is you middle name? Dexter.
What are you nicknames? We already went over this. >_>
Are you for or against gay marriage? For! Love is blind and isn't sexist.
What are your thoughts on abortion? THE GOVERNMENT DOES NOT OWN YOUR UTERUS!
Do you have a crush on anyone? Yeesss.
What is the largest amount of Popsicles that you have eaten on one day? Uhh.. Five? I'ono.
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? Yes. Love is more important than my bodily self. I care very little about myself when looking at my friends.
Are there any rules you've broken? I got about seven detentions last school year for iPod use. <<


WOW THAT WAS LONG.