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Posted 10 years agoHeya Ari's having a valentines day sale
go here http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6402639/
Winner tonight at midnight
~~~~~~~<3 LOVE
go here http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6402639/
Winner tonight at midnight
~~~~~~~<3 LOVE
RIP Grandpa
Posted 10 years agoMy Grandfather died this week. He was a great man and lived and incredible life. He passed away Sunday, and the funny thing is my Grandma knew. She's far gone in dementia and knows where he is on a good day, but hasn't really been aware for awhile. Yet she knew the next morning that he was gone, said he told her. I've never been much of a religious person or a believer in supernatural stuff, but i think he was there. Somehow he visited her before he passed on (Grandpa was in the hospital at the time and Grandma was at their house, no one told her anything). The full time caretaker was even a little spooked by it
My mom, an exnurse thinks it's just possible that after 70 years of marriage they just know each other so well.
I feel more spiritual now then i did yesterday. Not that Imma start going back to church but I feel my mind is a little less closed then it was yesterday.
My mom, an exnurse thinks it's just possible that after 70 years of marriage they just know each other so well.
I feel more spiritual now then i did yesterday. Not that Imma start going back to church but I feel my mind is a little less closed then it was yesterday.
Today is...
Posted 11 years agoMy birthday. Five mins after i woke up found out my Grandpa had a stoke. I feel so bad for the guy, he's 95 years old and his mind is as sharp as ever while his poor body is falling apart. <.> It's though watching loved ones slowly fade away.
Goodbye eddie ~
Posted 11 years agoI've been looking for this poem for so long, I think finding it today was a sign from my higher power
A Loan From God
God promised at the birth of time,
A special friend to give,
His time on earth is short, he said,
So love him while he lives.
It may be six or seven years,
Or twelve or then sixteen,
But will you, till I call him back,
Take care of him for me?
A wagging tail and cold wet nose,
And silken velvet ears,
A heart as big as all outdoors,
To love you through the years.
His puppy ways will gladden you,
And antics bring a smile,
As guardian or friend he will,
Be loyal all the while.
He'll bring his charms to grace your life,
And though his stay be brief,
When he's gone the memories,
Are solace for your grief.
I cannot promise he will stay,
Since all from earth return,
But lessons only a dog can teach,
I want you each to learn.
Whatever love you give to him,
Returns in triple measure,
Follow his lead and gain a life,
Brim full of simple pleasure.
Enjoy each day as it comes,
Allow your heart to guide,
Be loyal and steadfast in love,
As the dog there by your side.
Now will you give him all your love,
Nor think the labor vain,
Nor hate me when I come to call,
To take him back again?
I fancy each of us would say,
"Dear Lord, thy will be done,
For all the joy this dog shall bring,
The risk of grief we'll run.
"We'll shelter him with tenderness,
We'll love him while we may,
And for the happiness we've known,
Forever grateful stay.
"But shall the angels call for him,
Much sooner than we've planned,
We'll brave the bitter grief that comes,
And try to understand."
Author Unknown
A Loan From God
God promised at the birth of time,
A special friend to give,
His time on earth is short, he said,
So love him while he lives.
It may be six or seven years,
Or twelve or then sixteen,
But will you, till I call him back,
Take care of him for me?
A wagging tail and cold wet nose,
And silken velvet ears,
A heart as big as all outdoors,
To love you through the years.
His puppy ways will gladden you,
And antics bring a smile,
As guardian or friend he will,
Be loyal all the while.
He'll bring his charms to grace your life,
And though his stay be brief,
When he's gone the memories,
Are solace for your grief.
I cannot promise he will stay,
Since all from earth return,
But lessons only a dog can teach,
I want you each to learn.
Whatever love you give to him,
Returns in triple measure,
Follow his lead and gain a life,
Brim full of simple pleasure.
Enjoy each day as it comes,
Allow your heart to guide,
Be loyal and steadfast in love,
As the dog there by your side.
Now will you give him all your love,
Nor think the labor vain,
Nor hate me when I come to call,
To take him back again?
I fancy each of us would say,
"Dear Lord, thy will be done,
For all the joy this dog shall bring,
The risk of grief we'll run.
"We'll shelter him with tenderness,
We'll love him while we may,
And for the happiness we've known,
Forever grateful stay.
"But shall the angels call for him,
Much sooner than we've planned,
We'll brave the bitter grief that comes,
And try to understand."
Author Unknown
Littlest pet shop fans!
Posted 11 years agoGo sub my nieces account on youtube please, her name is lionleapordlover78. She's cute and won't stop bugging me for a shout out.
HEY EVERYPONY!!!! INPORTANT PLEASE READ
Posted 11 years agoI came across this website a few weeks ago and ment to do a post. I'm sure it's been posted on other journals but it's worth repeating.
Background:
Michale Morones is a young boy who was bullied relentlessly by classmates for his love of My Little Pony. As a result he attempted to commit suicide by hanging himself. Luckily his parents found him and rushed him to the hospital in time to save his life. Artist Paul Richmond started this awesome project Art for Michael. Check out his site for the details, it really looks amazing. Meanwhile the non artsy types like me can help spread the word. So hear it is http://youwillriseproject.blogspot......ormichael.html
Background:
Michale Morones is a young boy who was bullied relentlessly by classmates for his love of My Little Pony. As a result he attempted to commit suicide by hanging himself. Luckily his parents found him and rushed him to the hospital in time to save his life. Artist Paul Richmond started this awesome project Art for Michael. Check out his site for the details, it really looks amazing. Meanwhile the non artsy types like me can help spread the word. So hear it is http://youwillriseproject.blogspot......ormichael.html
tap tap This thing on?
Posted 11 years agoAsk me anything dammit !
I'm bored >.>
sorry ; ;
*talks to herself*
Why is your account name so strange? And who is "puddles"
Oh easy one, but not very interesting
zikayoka was the autoname FFXI gave my taru
sadly that was the only thing FFXI every gave me easily...
Puddles is my AB side.
Uhhh can you draw?
not very well, but check my scraps if you feel up to it.
What does ABDL mean? And are you a boy or girl?
Short for adult baby diaper lover, kinda a fetish thing. I think I'm a girl
but society sometimes disagrees with me on this fact cause I was born in
a boys body. I'm in therapy so don't worry about it.
uhmmm ok thanks, I'll just be going now....
wait wait where the hell are you GOING ASK ME MORE DAMN QUESTIONS
Ok..... how do you spell awkward?
A-W-K-A-R-D I think? Next.
err Sorry but I really can't thin....
My favorite book? simple Song of Ice and Fire by GRR martin HA 3 for 3
Pretty sure that's the name of the series not the boo...
OHH ARE WE SWITCHING FORMAT. IT"S NOT ASK ME ANYTHING, BUT PLEASE NITPICK AND CORRECT EVERY LITTLE THING I SAY.
BUT I DIDN'T EVEN ASK ABOUT BOOKS... You're just hearing what you want to here.
ASK ME A DAMN QUESTION OR I"LL START SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO LET IT GO AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS!!!!
ok ok calm down, err ok got one. Do you think anyone will even read this?
I really hope not.
Great, hey can I use you're bathroom?
sure it's down the hall, just leave the door open and shout any questions you want me to answer.
Quickly runs out the front door and away from the mad woman...
sigh.... forever alone.....
I'm bored >.>
sorry ; ;
*talks to herself*
Why is your account name so strange? And who is "puddles"
Oh easy one, but not very interesting
zikayoka was the autoname FFXI gave my taru
sadly that was the only thing FFXI every gave me easily...
Puddles is my AB side.
Uhhh can you draw?
not very well, but check my scraps if you feel up to it.
What does ABDL mean? And are you a boy or girl?
Short for adult baby diaper lover, kinda a fetish thing. I think I'm a girl
but society sometimes disagrees with me on this fact cause I was born in
a boys body. I'm in therapy so don't worry about it.
uhmmm ok thanks, I'll just be going now....
wait wait where the hell are you GOING ASK ME MORE DAMN QUESTIONS
Ok..... how do you spell awkward?
A-W-K-A-R-D I think? Next.
err Sorry but I really can't thin....
My favorite book? simple Song of Ice and Fire by GRR martin HA 3 for 3
Pretty sure that's the name of the series not the boo...
OHH ARE WE SWITCHING FORMAT. IT"S NOT ASK ME ANYTHING, BUT PLEASE NITPICK AND CORRECT EVERY LITTLE THING I SAY.
BUT I DIDN'T EVEN ASK ABOUT BOOKS... You're just hearing what you want to here.
ASK ME A DAMN QUESTION OR I"LL START SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO LET IT GO AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS!!!!
ok ok calm down, err ok got one. Do you think anyone will even read this?
I really hope not.
Great, hey can I use you're bathroom?
sure it's down the hall, just leave the door open and shout any questions you want me to answer.
Quickly runs out the front door and away from the mad woman...
sigh.... forever alone.....
Frozen....
Posted 11 years agoI must see it >.> just got back from Disney and heard that song...
LET IIIITTTTT GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LET THE STORM OUTSIDE RAGE!!!!
cold never bothered me anyway.
Only problem with seeing it in a thearter is I don't wanna cry In public anymore.
LET IIIITTTTT GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LET THE STORM OUTSIDE RAGE!!!!
cold never bothered me anyway.
Only problem with seeing it in a thearter is I don't wanna cry In public anymore.
Ami or twitter me this
Posted 11 years agoUntil one lucky someone asks me anything
AMI
Posted 11 years agoAsk me anything.
Any florida kidfurs wanna say hi
Posted 11 years agoImma be at Disney on Friday I hope. Looking to take a day off from parking and sit back and chill.
I know an awesome spot in Epcot to grab a margarita or two.
I know an awesome spot in Epcot to grab a margarita or two.
New years bowling group raffle
Posted 11 years agoGroup pic is here http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12347659/
(one lucky fur will a get a New YEars kiss from yours truly <3 )
Only $6 a slot for adorably arts
Raffle rules and entry here http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5336158/
Lets help her sell it out :3
(one lucky fur will a get a New YEars kiss from yours truly <3 )
Only $6 a slot for adorably arts
Raffle rules and entry here http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5336158/
Lets help her sell it out :3
Merry Christmas!!
Posted 11 years agoOr as we quasi secularist non-theist transhumanist like to say;
JOYOUS YULETIDE-NONDENOMINATIONAL-GREEETINGS
Best wishes for everyone this holiday season. !!!
JOYOUS YULETIDE-NONDENOMINATIONAL-GREEETINGS
Best wishes for everyone this holiday season. !!!
Next semester
Posted 11 years agoGoing back to school, but only 2 classes i can take before appling to nursing school, so i might sign up for basic art classes. Im not avery artist but i think i can fake it so imma start posting stuff in scraps, any advice would be greatly appreciated :)
An Open Letter to Mr. Orson Scott Card.
Posted 12 years agoDear Mr. Card,
Let me start by saying how I have always had nothing but the utmost respect for you. I think you have a brilliant mind. Yes we do disagree on a few issues pertaining to marriage. I never have held anything you said or wrote against you. I also think these things can and sometimes do get discussed by both sides rationally and fairly. I myself am no wordsmith and don't claim to speak for the LGBT community personally. If I had to choose a champion to defend my point of view in a serious debate with learned scholars on both sides, I would chose John Corvino (not lady GaGa). If you ever cross pens with him, you can assume I pretty much agree with anything he says (except when I don't),
So I am sorry if you have been suffering from meaningless insults and boycott demands you have received over the internet. A great wise sage one said something to the effect of, "the internet is more or less diametrically opposed to the concept of quality control." My personal stand is this, and it is always open for revision depending on fact checking, as a founding member of Nom you helped launched several boycott calls for any company you think supports gay marriage. I proudly support Lgbt equality and disagree so I can't in good conscience see the movie.
Not that I have any moral objections ( I do but they are irrelevant) but because I am fulfilling a long held childhood ambition of being a broke college student.
I may Netflix it later.
While I do apologize for not fact checking I did 99& of research for this letter on Wikipedia. Which I also feel obligated to apologize for.
PS I am sorry for not sending you a copy of this letter in advance, normally I am meticulously particular about any public figures I write about. But I cannot possible talk to you is anyway until you decide to break the silence and say if the Descolada is Raman or Varlse. Unless I change my mind.
Sincerely
a fan
Let me start by saying how I have always had nothing but the utmost respect for you. I think you have a brilliant mind. Yes we do disagree on a few issues pertaining to marriage. I never have held anything you said or wrote against you. I also think these things can and sometimes do get discussed by both sides rationally and fairly. I myself am no wordsmith and don't claim to speak for the LGBT community personally. If I had to choose a champion to defend my point of view in a serious debate with learned scholars on both sides, I would chose John Corvino (not lady GaGa). If you ever cross pens with him, you can assume I pretty much agree with anything he says (except when I don't),
So I am sorry if you have been suffering from meaningless insults and boycott demands you have received over the internet. A great wise sage one said something to the effect of, "the internet is more or less diametrically opposed to the concept of quality control." My personal stand is this, and it is always open for revision depending on fact checking, as a founding member of Nom you helped launched several boycott calls for any company you think supports gay marriage. I proudly support Lgbt equality and disagree so I can't in good conscience see the movie.
Not that I have any moral objections ( I do but they are irrelevant) but because I am fulfilling a long held childhood ambition of being a broke college student.
I may Netflix it later.
While I do apologize for not fact checking I did 99& of research for this letter on Wikipedia. Which I also feel obligated to apologize for.
PS I am sorry for not sending you a copy of this letter in advance, normally I am meticulously particular about any public figures I write about. But I cannot possible talk to you is anyway until you decide to break the silence and say if the Descolada is Raman or Varlse. Unless I change my mind.
Sincerely
a fan
day 3
Posted 12 years agoWanted to keep up on this and completely forgot >.>
8 ways to win my heart
1) Cook lasagna!
2) Love me as I am
3) buy me a puppy
4) read me a story
5) paint a pretty picture
6) bring back Buffy the Vampire slayer
7) Convince George RR martin to hurry up
8) Teach me how to draw
8 ways to win my heart
1) Cook lasagna!
2) Love me as I am
3) buy me a puppy
4) read me a story
5) paint a pretty picture
6) bring back Buffy the Vampire slayer
7) Convince George RR martin to hurry up
8) Teach me how to draw
Day 2
Posted 12 years ago9 fings bout me
1) im really shy
2) i liked mlp before it was cool
3) i love stephen king
4) i own 3 guitars (1 for each chord i know)
5) kitties n puppies r cute
6) i used to play pen and paper ADnD
7) my fav movie is shawshank redemption
8) im a recovering drug addict, attending NA meetings 3-5 nights a week
9) i feel like i was born into the wrong body
1) im really shy
2) i liked mlp before it was cool
3) i love stephen king
4) i own 3 guitars (1 for each chord i know)
5) kitties n puppies r cute
6) i used to play pen and paper ADnD
7) my fav movie is shawshank redemption
8) im a recovering drug addict, attending NA meetings 3-5 nights a week
9) i feel like i was born into the wrong body
Haven't journaled in a while so.... MeMe tyme!
Posted 12 years agoDay One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
DAY 1)
1) Stand up for yourself, don't lets the jerks at work keep using you!
2) I'm sorry, I was 18 and stupid, it's no excuse I know, but it won't ever happen again...
3) Are you still alive?
4) Why are you punishing an 8 year old child for something her grandmother did?
5) Do you have any human emotions as all? Or is your company all you care about now? btw, my father , your brother in law, is recovering nicely after his heart attack tyvm....
6) I love you nanny, please don't be afraid...
7) Thank you mr martin, for writing 5 of the best books I've ever read so far...
8) "Hey look over there!" *bangs you on the head and drags you to his local NA meeting*
9) Life is short, but amazing, enjoy every minute of it
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
DAY 1)
1) Stand up for yourself, don't lets the jerks at work keep using you!
2) I'm sorry, I was 18 and stupid, it's no excuse I know, but it won't ever happen again...
3) Are you still alive?
4) Why are you punishing an 8 year old child for something her grandmother did?
5) Do you have any human emotions as all? Or is your company all you care about now? btw, my father , your brother in law, is recovering nicely after his heart attack tyvm....
6) I love you nanny, please don't be afraid...
7) Thank you mr martin, for writing 5 of the best books I've ever read so far...
8) "Hey look over there!" *bangs you on the head and drags you to his local NA meeting*
9) Life is short, but amazing, enjoy every minute of it
free art raffles
Posted 12 years agofrom toddlergirl go heres! http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4806869/
pounce
Posted 12 years agoHappy Easter Everbunny!
Marinaneira raffle
Posted 12 years agoMarinaneira is holding a raffle to pimp her new style Cliky! http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4357615/
badge contest
Posted 12 years agoI'm sad >.> hugs pwease
Posted 12 years agoMy ederly cat died this morning. Right after breakfast.
Our garbageman found him and knocked on our door.
i just finished scribbleing a SOC about the pain I felt
call it a poem if you want. It's just me smearing my emotions on paper
Icculus P. Fullball
It's easy to think love hurts too much
To prefer to comfort of isolation to the
pain of loss, jelousy, and grief
I could shut myself out and
curse at god
When I saw you there
empty, and frail
All I could think
was why did you have to
die outside, in the cold
What was your last thought
of me feeding, petting or
yelling at you?
A tasty bird, or bunny?
I won't cheat myself this
time.
I'll say goodbye to my friend
with sober red eyes
Yes it hurts
but grief is the price
we pay for love.
I'll miss you Icky.
you were a great cat ; ;
Our garbageman found him and knocked on our door.
i just finished scribbleing a SOC about the pain I felt
call it a poem if you want. It's just me smearing my emotions on paper
Icculus P. Fullball
It's easy to think love hurts too much
To prefer to comfort of isolation to the
pain of loss, jelousy, and grief
I could shut myself out and
curse at god
When I saw you there
empty, and frail
All I could think
was why did you have to
die outside, in the cold
What was your last thought
of me feeding, petting or
yelling at you?
A tasty bird, or bunny?
I won't cheat myself this
time.
I'll say goodbye to my friend
with sober red eyes
Yes it hurts
but grief is the price
we pay for love.
I'll miss you Icky.
you were a great cat ; ;
Dear marinaneira =p
Posted 13 years ago(Apologies to 
marinaneira i picked name randomly off my shout list cause this meme looked so darn fun =p )
Dear marinaneira,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but Your nostrils are insulting
I think I realized it When your dog humped my leg in your closet, and I saw you knock out my kneecaps. I'm sure you're sterile enough to understand I just peed my pants. I'm returning your Your toe ring but keeping My common sense as a memory. You should also know that Told in my confession today about the moose poaching and You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Please don't hurt me
zikayoka
************************************************
How to do this meme:
Dear (peson of you choosing,) I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when you (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) but keeping (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
************************************************
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - Peed your pants last year
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey - The Catholic Priest
Brown - The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - my corned beef hash
Red - My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink - Your "My Little Pony" collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - shamed
House- Sterile
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your balls
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Love your sweet, sweet ass
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - I love Oprah
Italy - Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore
Russia - your new world emperor,
marinaneira i picked name randomly off my shout list cause this meme looked so darn fun =p )Dear marinaneira,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but Your nostrils are insulting
I think I realized it When your dog humped my leg in your closet, and I saw you knock out my kneecaps. I'm sure you're sterile enough to understand I just peed my pants. I'm returning your Your toe ring but keeping My common sense as a memory. You should also know that Told in my confession today about the moose poaching and You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Please don't hurt me
zikayoka************************************************
How to do this meme:
Dear (peson of you choosing,) I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when you (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) but keeping (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
************************************************
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - Peed your pants last year
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey - The Catholic Priest
Brown - The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - my corned beef hash
Red - My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink - Your "My Little Pony" collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - shamed
House- Sterile
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your balls
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Love your sweet, sweet ass
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - I love Oprah
Italy - Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore
Russia - your new world emperor,
Recovery
Posted 13 years agoHi my name is Puddles and i am an addict.
My rl name is not puddles but the rest of the statement is true.
I've joined NA after a 19 day stay in a great Inpatient program.
I would talk to anyfur who is also a member of NA with just a few
restrictions and cautions.
1) Focus on recovery not war stories.
2) Don't post anything on my journal that may interfere with someone elses recovery.
3) Anything else longterm members of AA/NA can think of that could help me or someone else recover.
Please comment or PM if ya wanna chat.
My rl name is not puddles but the rest of the statement is true.
I've joined NA after a 19 day stay in a great Inpatient program.
I would talk to anyfur who is also a member of NA with just a few
restrictions and cautions.
1) Focus on recovery not war stories.
2) Don't post anything on my journal that may interfere with someone elses recovery.
3) Anything else longterm members of AA/NA can think of that could help me or someone else recover.
Please comment or PM if ya wanna chat.
