still has twice as many followers as your furry porn account


:)

minimum 3 dollars

tell me sfw or nsfw and a theme/expression/pose

3 dollars will get you something like this http://www.furaffinity.net/view/31250785/

10 dollars+ will be full body

https://www.patreon.com/zombiehorse287

1 dollar
-10% off commissions
-sketches and outline progress pictures

5 dollar
-25% off commissions
-sketches, outline progress pictures, and speedpaints

10 dollar
-40% off commissions
-sketches, outline progress pictures, and speedpaints
-icon or telegram sticker every month



absolutely nothing will change here on FA and commissioners get access to sketches outlines and speedpaints of their own piece regardless of patreon.

it really helps

oof oof it's finals time and that means nothing fun gets done. sorry for the people I'm doing trades and commissions with you're still in the back of my mind! summer I'll be drawing a lot and maybe probably fursuits. lots of fun stuff. only a week left

thanks yall ✌️✌️

I'm getting a puppy! I've been looking hard for a really long time for the perfect parents to become my future service dog. he was the second pick of the litter but the most promising to be a service dog and if it doesn't work he will still be an great buddy.


pictures
https://imgur.com/gallery/CV7Jr9z

vote on a name! didn't realize they were all tree names until now lol
https://www.strawpoll.me/17886311

I took too many I'm worried Ill forget one



working on


next up:
 kaomoroart

i had 3 comments on my notification bar and I cleared the journals and now I only have 2 comments but they're all still there???

:(



also buy my art it's c h e a p and I'll draw dicks and weed (20$)

I know this has nothing to do with furries but some of yall might be interested.

a year ago today I started testosterone!! before that I'd say people saw me as a man eh 55% of the time now it's 99% of the time.
I'm so hairy my voice is deep I have a little "penis" and my boobs are deflated balloons now. I've also lost 80lbs since then which is insane to think about. my body feels totally different but in such a good way. every day I wake up and its something new like "wow when did my ass get this hairy" or "damn I wasn't strong enough to lift that before"

fuck though one problem is before I could pull off being like a 25 year old girl but now everyone thinks I'm a 15 year old boy so I've got that going for me


but yea Idk maybe someone cares
I'm an insanely open person so if you have questions hit me up.

why are people not commissioning me the past month ish?

I've had to haggle my prices down to dirt like 5 bucks for a fullbody to get any people to bite for commissions.

is 35 a full body too much? should I make a price sheet with different quality teirs will different prices?

even even I offered my 20 dollar sketchy full bodies literally zero people contacted me for a commission.


I'm lucky enough to not have a dire financial need at the moment but Im still an unemployed pre med student and the extra change helps a ton.
no I'm not begging for money or anything I just wanna know what yall wanna see from me or suggestions to improve business.

:(

I'm moving again and need money.


refined style: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/30301397/
30 bucks full body 50 for 2 characters

sketchy style: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/30546932/
20 bucks full body 35 for 2 characters




for nsfw ANY fetish besides cub/puppies and puke
sfw commissions same prices
small props free
clothes free
crazy patterns +5
backgrounds+5-30


-5 bucks off for unique/exotic/extinct species

it was -24°F today luckily my college closed and so did my mates work. very few places are open and the mail isn't even getting delivered today or tomorrow.


no more requests thanks yall

✌️

anyone with a natural colored shep character (flesh/eyes can be unnatural colors) gets a request for free art
nsfw appreciate
police dog theme would be great too


first come first serve one only

back from my parents for the holidays and now I have to feed myself, mate, and pets and with a 10% tax here in Chicago foods expensive.
help me out and get some art in return win win


30 dollar full bodies with light shading like this: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/29434857/
35 dollars with detailed shading: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/29996642/

I really really wanna draw nsfw please come to me with kinky shit!
I'm down to draw anything note me and we can work something out I love unique projects

thanks yall

im horny
why you remove my porn >:(


https://piunikaweb.com/2018/11/21/t.....f-not-working/

for anyone who catches my 10000 views

first person I receive it from will get a full body nice n colored

anyone else will still get a full body colored sketch




I can't beleive ten fucking thousand people have seen my shit. that's.. .00013% of the world population.
what the fuck. that's just amazing.
I know not all the viewers watch me but 704 people who do damn. thank you. you mean the most. when I get 1000 of I'll do the same sorta thing

thank you guys. enjoy your art.

https://youtu.be/Daql9AcK3xs

Where are you staying?
my apt dead in the heart of the city of Chicago

Who are you staying with?
 mikeythefoxy bf

Day of arrival/Departure?
were only going for Saturday

Transportation?
train. 45 min ride for 3 bucks

Who will you hang with during the convention?
my bf he protecc

How can I find you?
telegram is zombiehorse287 just be like yo hoe

Are you cliquey?
fuck no. it ruins cons for me please dont be.

Will you be suiting?
yea. it hides my face I'm shy

What fursuit will you be wearing?
probably in Nick (pink dog) maybe somethin new a deer?

What’s your gender?
dude boy bro man

Are you taken? Are you looking for a mate?
yea fuck off. unless you wanna suck both our dicks

How tall are you?
5'2

Can I talk to you?
sure but I don't know why you'd want to

Can I touch you?
just don't stab me or lick me

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
absolutely if your name is mikeythefoxy

Can I visit your room?
I don't have a room and no you can't come back to my apt unless you're mikey

Are you nice?
I am if you don't get offended easily

Will you draw/do badges/do trades?
hm. Idk. I'll think about it.

Are you going to any panels/shows/dances/competitions?
home vocal recording on a budget
large fursuit lounge
bingo
after dark photoshoot
how to draw thicc characters

Can I give you stuff?
fuck yea I love free shit as long as isn't real shit

Do you smoke/do drugs/vape?
hell yea absolutely. just not cigarettes (cigars are cool) or hard drugs/pills

Can I buy you a drink?
only smirnoff or titos vodka

Will you be going to parties?
uhh no.

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
scream faggot
I dare you

What/where will you be eating?
uh I don't know probably nothing. order pizza?

Can I come with you for food/fun?
if I end up not hating you sure but don't just mooch

Can I take your picture?
only in fursuit

how do I get thumbnails to work?? I like to upload the png file but it always says no image found on the thumbnail so I try to update the thumbnail as a small jpg but it still doesn't work
maybe I'm stupid ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

my. computers in my room it was on but screen was off and bf and I were sleepin and we woke up and the screen was freakin out so he went and messed with it and it was the same problem as last time the m.2 is just stupid it was really cheap to begin with too.

basically lost all the progress on a commission. I still got my. iPad and I'll just finish it there.

of everything that could go wrong this is the cheapest to replace luckily. just can't use my computer at all until I get a new one

I know I got those 2 commissions don't worry they're halfway done

college is shit. failing a class for completely bullshit reasons I gotta drop but As and Bs in everything else. most of college isn't actually learning it's dealing with nonsense and I didn't expect that.

also my boy  mikeythefoxy moved in with me last weekend and that's been great for motivation but the past couple weeks have been so much packing and unpacking and decorating the apartment. we finally got a real bed that isn't a matress on the floor a couple days ago. we still got piles of boxes and shit to go through...



but yea yall probably didn't even notice I was gone lol. this was update the 2 outstanding commissions because ooof I just wanna relax and draw but can't :(

thanks to all you who came out and got art so quickly
I was able to get the printer!! I got it all set up and realized I didn't get paper though lol



also expect badges to be for sale soon too

how much do you think fair for one including shipping? like 35 for a half body Idk give me input

I gotta get a printer for school also for printing badges in the future? I've decided on the Epson ET2650 with no ink cartridges. it's 200 bucks but comes with full bottles of ink and replacements for all the colors and black are only 20 bucks. I'm gonna be printing a lot and buying a 40 dollar printer then paying 60 bucks every few months for ink doesn't work for me
god printers are a scam either way lol





anyways full bodies like this http://www.furaffinity.net/view/28597573/
are 25 bucks
any gender sex species ect
any theme/fetish except cub



1.  jinpa done
2.  Renzo_the_Third done, special shit
3.  decafyote done

please be fetish or some hardcore gore but anything is good