Just got to Mall of America. Sitting in line Tilly's for wristbands for the next three hours. ;-;

Come say hi if you're in the area.

I guess it's true.

Once you go black, you never go back. ;)

For this picture: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9189906/

Slot 1:  Zealot_Elite - Ref
Slot 2:  Rebby - Ref
Slot 3:  RamsayTheWolf - Ref
Slot 4:  Ty_Lutrax - Ref
Slot 5:  Randalwuff - Ref
Slot 6:  Robby_Angel - Ref

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Will be started tomorrow. I went under anesthesia today to have a tooth removed, and want to make sure I'm completely normal before starting. :)

I wanted to do a small group picture, so what better than furries hardcore dancing? It will be flat color, possibly shaded. There will be a basic background. Apply now, I'll be picking people tomorrow. (Remember, more than one person can try for the same slot) Here's the link to post your character ref to: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9189906/

(Yes, I'll probably do an adult group picture eventually too.)

I'll still be be taking people out of this journal for random free art. You should post your ref there too if you haven't yet.

EVERYONE IS GONE AND YOU'RE HOME ALONE ALL DAY, BUT THE SECOND YOU TRY AND MASTURBATE THEY ALL COME HOME.

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I'm stuck between Pit Bulls and Westies. I didn't like small dogs, and I actually thought westies were really ugly, but then my grandma surprised me with Max. He's pretty large for a westie though, and he does all my bidding and lets me humiliate him. I'm already set on adopting a Pit Bull or Pit Mix when I move out.

Of course I love mutts too. Some of the most adorable looking dogs I've come across have been mutts. My first dog was a Mutt. <3

What's your favorite breed of dog?

Someone enlighten me as to what the hype is. Literally the last FIFTEEN of my new journal messages have been about it.

I don't think I've ever had a FWB relationship that didn't end up with one or both of us having feelings for each other. In fact, every relationship I've been in with a guy has started out like that.

Have you ever successfully maintained a FWB relationship without either party developing feelings for one another?

(FWB = Friends with benefits. People who are just friends, but also happen to have sex. For those who don't know.)

Since I've stopped doing commissions for awhile, I have time to do my own art and to do shit like this. It's a rainy day. No guarantees, but post your ref and I might draw you. It'd just be handy to have some character ideas.

It can be anything ranging from porn to clean art. Subject matter may include...

- Drawing your character dressed in styles associated with followers of certain music genres (Including sceenie weenies, goths, punks, hipsters, beliebers, etc.)
- Drawing specific, possibly unusual fetishes (No gore, scat, babyfur, or vomit though.)
- Drawing your characters with certain themes. (Halloween, zombie, christmas, etc.)
- Drawing minor things your fursona doesn't have. (Piercings, tattoos, change in hairstyle, painted nails, etc.)
- Basically anything my mind wants to draw.

If there's anything you STRONGLY object your character being involved in, let me know. Finished products can range from Sketches to flat colors. I hate shading with all my heart, so I probably won't shade anything.

What's your favorite part in your process? What's your least favorite?

My favorite is definitely coloring. I've never been creative when it comes to designs, but I still love the coloring stage the best. Shading makes me want to weep in a mix frustration and boredom.

This might be weird coming from a vegan, and maybe you can convince or inform me otherwise, but I don't know how I feel about saving endangered species.

It all just seems like a ploy to get someone rich by ~saving~ cute animals. I can't think of even one endangered species that there's a decent sized effort to save that isn't cute or bad ass or something like that. Shouldn't we just let a lot of them die out and have the eco system adjust and evolve naturally, making way for the species that actually can support itself with the changes on earth? Like it's been doing for thousands/millions of years?

Take Pandas for example. If they weren't cute, fuzzy, and tubby I doubt most people would shovel the money into them. They probably would be pretty much gone in the wild by now if there wasn't an effort to save them.

Or am I just totally asinine? Feel free to come up with counter arguments. This isn't something I'm really set in stone about. It was just a thought.

All right, you guys got me. I'm convinced. :)

Finally, got a job. My job with Wal-Mart fell through because of my record... Which I'm kind of glad about now.

I work 5-6 nights per week 8pm to 8am, I basically listen to two elderly men sleep and can watch TV or use a laptop. I only get $40/night, but I do almost nothing for twelve hours. Taxes aren't automatically taken out, so this is going to be confusing. >>

I want to be a CNA, and maybe eventually an LPN or RN, so this is a good start.

I got an anonymous 72 hour flat color commission. It's a forced impregnation pic. It's of a folf (can be a fox or maybeee a wolf though) with a funnel in her vagina, and a random anthro cumming into the funnel. She's bound by her wrists and her lower half is lifted.

The commissioner asked me to pick a random person, real fursona or made up.

The commission is already paid for so it will be completed. I need a female though to color it with. Any takers? Post your ref or a GOOD description and I'll consider! (Natural colors, preferred. A few unnatural colors here and there are fine. Unnatural markings are fine as well.)

(A male or herm may work, but you have to be ok with your character being entirely female)

Alrighty, found someone! If you're into forced impregnation stuff though, I'll take 25% off your commission if it's themed with that.

My phone is too slow to individually note everyone so I'm posting a journal. Anyway, I'm going to be in the hospital for a few days and can't work on art. I should be back this Friday or Monday.

Here's the current Queue

1. OPEN
2. OPEN
3. OPEN
4. OPEN
5. OPEN

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Non-Commission Stuff


- Pic for  Wolfpac
- Rough Sketches for  November

If I owe you work and you aren't on here, let me know. I'm 100% sure I have everyone though.

If you're interested in a spot, please note me! Prices are here: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3756423/

After I get my current queue cleared, I'm thinking of doing a sketchbook auction. A 40 page sketch book filled entirely of whatever you want. No limits. You can give as much or as little artistic freedom to me as you would like. :)

Would anyone actually be interested in this if I put one up for auction in the next week or two? I just want to make sure it'd be worthwhile.

So I'm about 70 views away from 60k.

I'm not doing an art based prize this time, sorry. I have trouble following through. If anyone gets it and can think of a prize that isn't art I'd be happy to try and comply. I can mail you a plunger or send you a pic of my cooter or something.

Anyway, sorry 'bout that guiz.

Fuck TMI Tuesday, I'm doing this on Friday.

Ask me any question, no limits. I'll answer it honestly. Feel free to note if you think it's too much. :)

QUEUE IS HERE! http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3649513/

Commission Prices are as follows. (Click the words to see examples!)

Sketches - Varies, generally under $5.

Sketchy Line Art - $5
Extra Character: $3

Clean Line Art - $10
Extra Character: $5

Flat Color - $15
Extra Character: $7

Shaded - $20
Extra Character: $10

24 hour completion:
Sketches, Sketchy Lines, Clean lines: $5
Flat Color: $10
Shaded: $15
(72 hour completion is available as well, prices are above cut in half)

Internal Shots: $3
Backgrounds: Varies, contact me.

Clean Art always gets a discount!

Stolen from  Barkwoof

1: Have you ever had sex with someone just because they offered?
Answer: A few times.

2: Have you ever taken your clothes off because someone offered you money to do it?
Answer: Lololol, my ex friend wanted to see me naked and take pics for his birthday, and gave me $20 to do so.

3: In your school, if you were in the locker room, did you ever secretly look at the guys/girls as they got undressed?
Answer: No, because once everyone finds out there's a girl who likes girls in the locker room every flips tits and makes sure you aren't staring at them. I wouldn't anyway.

4: Have you ever day dreamed about seeing another classmate/coworker naked?
Answer: Tons

5: From question 4, how about a friend?
Answer: Almost all of my friends... Then again I've had sex with almost all my friends too.

6: What kind of underwear are you wearing right now?
Answer: Old weed printed boy shorts.

7: Have you ever accidentally fallen asleep somewhere in public and woken up with that "morning problem?"
Answer: As much as I wish I did, I don't have a dick.

8: Ever had to pawed off at school or work?
Answer: I had sex at school, but never masturbated. :p

9: If you have any naughty pics on your phone or computer, has anyone ever found them?
Answer: A LOT of people. I don't hide them or anything.

10: Ever played truth or dare and wound up completely naked by the end?
Answer: Nope. My friends are lame and won't play.

11: Ever bought condoms, lube or a toy from a store?
Answer: All of the above. The toy was actually a children's toy, but worked really well as a dildo.

12: Ever got naked on purpose at your lover's house to turn them on?
Answer: Usually they go off to the bathroom or something and I get naked.

13: Ever got aroused at work or school?
Answer: I don't think I'm ever not at least partially aroused.

14: Final question: You think any people reading this will look at you the same way again?
Answer: Lol no. Everyone knows i want to fuck everyone in the world.

Feel free to ask more awkward questions.

Which hand do you write or draw with. Left or right?

I'm left handed. I noticed that there's more of a presence of left handed people when it comes to art. :p

Name - Status - Deadline

 neouka - In Queue - 8/7
 Idol - In Queue - 8/10

Pictures may be completed before the deadline, and in some cases a day after.

Anyone want a flat color commission that'll be done today? I need some money for tomorrow.

Flat color, two characters, done in 24 hours. $20. (Normally would be $30.)

Post here or note me. May be willing to take on another if the characters are simple enough, just ask. :)

Hypothetically your best friend had sex with your boyfriend/girlfriend.

Would you be able to forgive your best friend?
Would your answer change based on how long you've been dating your SO? Explain.
Would your answer change based on how long you've known your best friend? Explain.
If you can't forgive, could you forget?

I'm not monogamous, so I'd probably just be like, "Oh, how was it?" I have a weird situation going on with my friends so I was wondering.

Are we going to get them back? I like putting up a warning. :/