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Posted 8 years agohave a kidney infection, didn't get much sleep. can't have caffeine and without coffee I have a huge headache, but NSAIDS (motrin etc) are bad for kidney infection.
stabbing kidney pain, fever and chills, huge headache and feeling terrible. For those who commissioned me, I will work on them when I feel well. Thanks, and sorry for the inconvenience.
stabbing kidney pain, fever and chills, huge headache and feeling terrible. For those who commissioned me, I will work on them when I feel well. Thanks, and sorry for the inconvenience.
Stream cancelled.
Posted 8 years agoI really hate my internet company. Sorry guys, I can barely watch a YouTube video at the moment, let alone stream. I'm really frustrated, I hate that this is interfering with the work I'm doing for clients... I can't really do anything to upgrade because this is the best we have around and it still sucks. Guess it's a matter of just waiting for fiber to come to my area @_@
All-day Stream Tomorrow
Posted 8 years agoSchedule:
10am PDT start
1pm-2pm Lunch break
6-7pm Dinner break
Ends when I feel tired
My Picarto
NSFW stream, 18+ only! more details in tomorrow's announcement.
10am PDT start
1pm-2pm Lunch break
6-7pm Dinner break
Ends when I feel tired
My Picarto
NSFW stream, 18+ only! more details in tomorrow's announcement.
D&D Commissions (SALE ENDS AUGUST 1st)
Posted 8 years agoHey you. Yeah, nerd with the tabletop sheet. Can I draw your character?
I really wanna expand my D&D repertoire and show off some lovely characters! Plus, I’d love to delve into the realm of D&D commissions~
SO! Gimme your characters. Commission me. You’ll get a discount for a limited time only of %25! Any type of commission–refs, illustrations, sketches, you name it–for a discounted price until I fill my gallery until I’m satisfied.
Price list
RULES FOR ENTERING
-Your character MUST be a D&D character. Duh. Gotta be an official race so it’s recognizable as D&D, otherwise go ham on those classes, babe.
-Clear refs for armor/clothing! Even if it’s an idea, I need some refs to go off of. Armor’s hard to design yo.
-Give me a favorite tabletop moment. Anything at all! New to tabletop and trying out a new character? Tell me what you’re looking forward to the most when you play!
-All other rules of my ToS are in place.
I really wanna expand my D&D repertoire and show off some lovely characters! Plus, I’d love to delve into the realm of D&D commissions~
SO! Gimme your characters. Commission me. You’ll get a discount for a limited time only of %25! Any type of commission–refs, illustrations, sketches, you name it–for a discounted price until I fill my gallery until I’m satisfied.
Price list
RULES FOR ENTERING
-Your character MUST be a D&D character. Duh. Gotta be an official race so it’s recognizable as D&D, otherwise go ham on those classes, babe.
-Clear refs for armor/clothing! Even if it’s an idea, I need some refs to go off of. Armor’s hard to design yo.
-Give me a favorite tabletop moment. Anything at all! New to tabletop and trying out a new character? Tell me what you’re looking forward to the most when you play!
-All other rules of my ToS are in place.
Stream!
Posted 8 years agoAll day stream starts in half an hour!
WHAT
Stream of commissions that lasts all day! Some NSFW near the end.
WHEN
(PDT)
10am Start
1-2pm Lunch Break
6-7pm Dinner Break
10pm End
WHERE
My Picarto channel
Rules
-Mostly SFW commissions, but I may work on some NSFW later in the day. 18+ ONLY during NSFW stream.
-Please don't RP in my stream chat.
-I will work on commissions in the order they were paid. Please don't try to cut the line.
-Don't beg for free art.
-Don't disrespect others. No trolling!
-I will have mic/music on. You may miss some conversation if you leave the sound off.
-I will continue to take commissions as I work. If you would like one, note me on FurAffinity, or send me an e-mail (dolphinus@gmail.com).
WHAT
Stream of commissions that lasts all day! Some NSFW near the end.
WHEN
(PDT)
10am Start
1-2pm Lunch Break
6-7pm Dinner Break
10pm End
WHERE
My Picarto channel
Rules
-Mostly SFW commissions, but I may work on some NSFW later in the day. 18+ ONLY during NSFW stream.
-Please don't RP in my stream chat.
-I will work on commissions in the order they were paid. Please don't try to cut the line.
-Don't beg for free art.
-Don't disrespect others. No trolling!
-I will have mic/music on. You may miss some conversation if you leave the sound off.
-I will continue to take commissions as I work. If you would like one, note me on FurAffinity, or send me an e-mail (dolphinus@gmail.com).
Tomorrow - All day stream!
Posted 8 years agoI'm hosting another all-day stream tomorrow!
Schedule:
10am Start
1-2pm Lunch Break
6-7pm Dinner Break
10pm End
Rules
-Mostly SFW commissions, but I may work on some NSFW later in the day. 18+ ONLY during NSFW stream.
-Please don't RP in my stream chat.
-I will work on commissions in the order they were paid. Please don't try to cut the line.
-Don't beg for free art.
-Don't disrespect others. No trolling!
-I will have mic/music on. You may miss some conversation if you leave the sound off.
-I will continue to take commissions as I work. If you would like one, note me on FurAffinity, or send me an e-mail (dolphinus@gmail.com).
Schedule:
10am Start
1-2pm Lunch Break
6-7pm Dinner Break
10pm End
Rules
-Mostly SFW commissions, but I may work on some NSFW later in the day. 18+ ONLY during NSFW stream.
-Please don't RP in my stream chat.
-I will work on commissions in the order they were paid. Please don't try to cut the line.
-Don't beg for free art.
-Don't disrespect others. No trolling!
-I will have mic/music on. You may miss some conversation if you leave the sound off.
-I will continue to take commissions as I work. If you would like one, note me on FurAffinity, or send me an e-mail (dolphinus@gmail.com).
hey help my friend out please~
Posted 8 years agoShe's a wonderful TLK artist and one of my main influences. Check her out and please commission her, she's in a tight spot!
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8306945/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8306945/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8306945/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8306945/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8306945/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8306945/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8306945/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8306945/
Psst. Got a D&D character? DISCOUNT!!
Posted 8 years agoHey you. Yeah, nerd with the tabletop sheet. Can I draw your character?
I really wanna expand my D&D repertoire and show off some lovely characters! Plus, I'd love to delve into the realm of D&D commissions~
SO! Gimme your characters. Commission me. You'll get a discount for a limited time only of %25! Any type of commission--refs, illustrations, sketches, you name it--for a discounted price until I fill my gallery until I'm satisfied.
RULES FOR ENTERING
-Your character MUST be a D&D character. Duh. Gotta be an official race so it's recognizable as D&D, otherwise go ham on those classes, babe.
-Clear refs for armor/clothing! Even if it's an idea, I need some refs to go off of. Armor's hard to design yo.
-Give me a favorite tabletop moment. Anything at all! New to tabletop and trying out a new character? Tell me what you're looking forward to the most when you play!
-All other rules of my ToS are in place.
I really wanna expand my D&D repertoire and show off some lovely characters! Plus, I'd love to delve into the realm of D&D commissions~
SO! Gimme your characters. Commission me. You'll get a discount for a limited time only of %25! Any type of commission--refs, illustrations, sketches, you name it--for a discounted price until I fill my gallery until I'm satisfied.
RULES FOR ENTERING
-Your character MUST be a D&D character. Duh. Gotta be an official race so it's recognizable as D&D, otherwise go ham on those classes, babe.
-Clear refs for armor/clothing! Even if it's an idea, I need some refs to go off of. Armor's hard to design yo.
-Give me a favorite tabletop moment. Anything at all! New to tabletop and trying out a new character? Tell me what you're looking forward to the most when you play!
-All other rules of my ToS are in place.
Big big stream! (Starts 10am PDT)
Posted 8 years agoAll day stream today! Working on my longass queue.
WHEN
Stream start-10am PDT
Lunch break-1pm-2pm PDT
Dinner break 6pm-7pm PDT
Stream end-10pm PDT
WHERE
My Picarto!
WHAT
All SFW, all day. Telegram stickers, kitties, puppers, and dragons.
WHEN
Stream start-10am PDT
Lunch break-1pm-2pm PDT
Dinner break 6pm-7pm PDT
Stream end-10pm PDT
WHERE
My Picarto!
WHAT
All SFW, all day. Telegram stickers, kitties, puppers, and dragons.
GET IN MY STREAM FUCKERS
Posted 8 years agoHEY THE POWER'S FINALLY FUCKIN' ON I'M STREAMING AS SOON AS I SET UP
CLICK THIS BITCH LET'S GO NSFW SHIT WATCH YOURSELF MINORS GTFO
CLICK THIS BITCH LET'S GO NSFW SHIT WATCH YOURSELF MINORS GTFO
Terms of Service (June 28, 2017)
Posted 8 years agoTerms of Service
If you are interested in commissioning me, please read through my Terms of Service.
If you have any questions, please PM me.
When I being to work with you I work under the assumption that you, as a commissioner, have fully read and understood my TOS!
Applying for a Commission
Commissions are first paid, first served.
When you commission me, I need a note (NOT an instant message on a chat client) containing:
-Clear references, either images or written descriptions
-Clear details of what you're looking for from me
-Proper contact information (I send invoices, do NOT send me money. I will decline it.)
-Themes and characters that fit my art style
You MUST be over 18 to apply for a NSFW commission. If you have reason to believe you are not I will not work with you.
What I Will Not Draw
As the artist, I retain the right to refuse any subject content that I am not comfortable drawing. Below is a list of things I will refuse. IF you have any questions about suject matter that is not on the list, please note me about it before you apply for a commission.
Subjects I will NOT draw:
Excessive violence/gore
Anything hateful/racist/sexist
Fetishes I will NOT draw:
-Weight Gain
-Inflation
-Transformation
-Vore
-Macro/Micro
-Watersports/Scat
-Babyfur/Diaperfur
-Underage
-Incest
-Snuff
Correspondence
If you have any questions or concerns about your commission throughout the commissioning process, please note me! I also have my Telegram, email, and Discord listed.
Payment
I operate payments through PayPal. You do not need a PayPal account to work with me. Only a contact email and a working credit or debit card.
I require full payment upfront if I choose to work with you. If you make the queue, you will receive an invoice alongside a note from me. You will not be added to the queue until you have paid for the invoice.
If you have any questions about your payment or the invoice itself, please note and ask me before you pay!
I allow for split payments under certain circumstances. Let me know if you need to split up a payment before services are rendered.
I do not begin work until your payment has been received and processed.
All prices are in USD.
If you would like to tip after your commission is completed, you may send a gift payment to my PayPal (there is a link on my profile page). Tips are not required but always appreciated!
Commission Queue
[Under construction]
Work in Progress Updates
A work in progress update means I send you the sketch of your commission so you can confirm that everything is correct before I deliver the final version.
When you receive a sketch WIP from me, it is for you only. Do not post it or use it publicly.
When you receive a WIP update from me you may request edits be made to the sketch. Minor edits I will do for free. Anything I may have missed from the information you already gave me will also be fixed for free. Any major edits (such as redrawing a large portion or all of the image OR many small edits that add up) will come with a small fee based on the amount of work. The fee will need to be paid before the edits are made.
If you request substantial edits, I may elect to send a second WIP for confirmation. If you have requested ANY amount of edits you, as the commissioner, my request I send you a second WIP for confirmation.
Any edits you request that fall under "style" rather than technical details may be refused. As an artist I like to preserve my style and artistic choices in each piece I create.
After the sketch is confirmed, you may email and request additional edits if your commission is not completed. The new edits will be subject to the same rules as previous edits.
Commissioner and Artist Rights
When you receive your finished commission from me, you will typically receive a full res version and I post a smaller version to FA/other sites.
I prefer you keep the high resolution version for private, personal use as it helps prevent outside parties from using the art for profit.
You may post the art anywhere you wish. If it is posted up on social media or a gallery site, I would like credit as the artist. Linking back to one of my galleries, profiles, or website is also very much appreciated.
You may crop the artwork for use of a personal icon or banner.
You may NOT remove my name from the artwork. I make my name as small and as unobtrusive as possible.
You may NOT mass produce the artwork I make for you or use it for profit unless we discussed and worked out an agreement prior to me completing your commission.
I do NOT distribute working files of the commission to clients.
You may NOT edit the finished artwork you receive from me outside of cropping. If you would like to make an edit, please contact me. I will either give permission or do the edit myself for an appropriate fee. If I find that you have edited my artwork without permission I will be contacting you about it.
I retain copyright to all the artwork I create unless rights to the art are otherwise discussed and paid for by the commissioner. I retain rights to post the artwork to promote my work or create products featuring my artwork to sell.
I will never take credit for any characters that I did not design and when possible I will credit the original character creators.
Edits on Completed Work
If you wish to make edits to your commission after it is completed, please contact me!
If you would like edits, you do not have to wait for a commission opening. Note me about them and I'll let you know when my schedule allows me to complete them.
If the edit involves something that I missed within the details you gave me and you did NOT have an opportunity to request it be fixed in the WIP stage of the process (such as a color error), I will fix it for free.
If the edit involves something that could have been fixed in the WIP stage a fee will be charged. The amount will depend on the size of the edit and it will be discussed it beforehand.
Any edits that involve updating an older art style will be refused. And edits that involve changing major details about your commission that were never brought up at the time of commissioning will be refused.
I only offer edits on art that is less than one year old. Any older are will not be eligible for any editing, paid or not.
Refunds
If we have begun the commission process and you decide you would like to stop it, please let me know as soon as possible.
If I have not begun work on your commission yet, a full refund will be made.
If I have begun work on your commission, you will be refunded a partial refund based on the work that has been already completed.
If you cancel your commission and receive a refund from me, you cannot jump back in the queue whenever you like. You will have to apply for a commission again when I open next.
Refunds will be delivered by the next business day once they are requested.
If you are interested in commissioning me, please read through my Terms of Service.
If you have any questions, please PM me.
When I being to work with you I work under the assumption that you, as a commissioner, have fully read and understood my TOS!
Applying for a Commission
Commissions are first paid, first served.
When you commission me, I need a note (NOT an instant message on a chat client) containing:
-Clear references, either images or written descriptions
-Clear details of what you're looking for from me
-Proper contact information (I send invoices, do NOT send me money. I will decline it.)
-Themes and characters that fit my art style
You MUST be over 18 to apply for a NSFW commission. If you have reason to believe you are not I will not work with you.
What I Will Not Draw
As the artist, I retain the right to refuse any subject content that I am not comfortable drawing. Below is a list of things I will refuse. IF you have any questions about suject matter that is not on the list, please note me about it before you apply for a commission.
Subjects I will NOT draw:
Excessive violence/gore
Anything hateful/racist/sexist
Fetishes I will NOT draw:
-Weight Gain
-Inflation
-Transformation
-Vore
-Macro/Micro
-Watersports/Scat
-Babyfur/Diaperfur
-Underage
-Incest
-Snuff
Correspondence
If you have any questions or concerns about your commission throughout the commissioning process, please note me! I also have my Telegram, email, and Discord listed.
Payment
I operate payments through PayPal. You do not need a PayPal account to work with me. Only a contact email and a working credit or debit card.
I require full payment upfront if I choose to work with you. If you make the queue, you will receive an invoice alongside a note from me. You will not be added to the queue until you have paid for the invoice.
If you have any questions about your payment or the invoice itself, please note and ask me before you pay!
I allow for split payments under certain circumstances. Let me know if you need to split up a payment before services are rendered.
I do not begin work until your payment has been received and processed.
All prices are in USD.
If you would like to tip after your commission is completed, you may send a gift payment to my PayPal (there is a link on my profile page). Tips are not required but always appreciated!
Commission Queue
[Under construction]
Work in Progress Updates
A work in progress update means I send you the sketch of your commission so you can confirm that everything is correct before I deliver the final version.
When you receive a sketch WIP from me, it is for you only. Do not post it or use it publicly.
When you receive a WIP update from me you may request edits be made to the sketch. Minor edits I will do for free. Anything I may have missed from the information you already gave me will also be fixed for free. Any major edits (such as redrawing a large portion or all of the image OR many small edits that add up) will come with a small fee based on the amount of work. The fee will need to be paid before the edits are made.
If you request substantial edits, I may elect to send a second WIP for confirmation. If you have requested ANY amount of edits you, as the commissioner, my request I send you a second WIP for confirmation.
Any edits you request that fall under "style" rather than technical details may be refused. As an artist I like to preserve my style and artistic choices in each piece I create.
After the sketch is confirmed, you may email and request additional edits if your commission is not completed. The new edits will be subject to the same rules as previous edits.
Commissioner and Artist Rights
When you receive your finished commission from me, you will typically receive a full res version and I post a smaller version to FA/other sites.
I prefer you keep the high resolution version for private, personal use as it helps prevent outside parties from using the art for profit.
You may post the art anywhere you wish. If it is posted up on social media or a gallery site, I would like credit as the artist. Linking back to one of my galleries, profiles, or website is also very much appreciated.
You may crop the artwork for use of a personal icon or banner.
You may NOT remove my name from the artwork. I make my name as small and as unobtrusive as possible.
You may NOT mass produce the artwork I make for you or use it for profit unless we discussed and worked out an agreement prior to me completing your commission.
I do NOT distribute working files of the commission to clients.
You may NOT edit the finished artwork you receive from me outside of cropping. If you would like to make an edit, please contact me. I will either give permission or do the edit myself for an appropriate fee. If I find that you have edited my artwork without permission I will be contacting you about it.
I retain copyright to all the artwork I create unless rights to the art are otherwise discussed and paid for by the commissioner. I retain rights to post the artwork to promote my work or create products featuring my artwork to sell.
I will never take credit for any characters that I did not design and when possible I will credit the original character creators.
Edits on Completed Work
If you wish to make edits to your commission after it is completed, please contact me!
If you would like edits, you do not have to wait for a commission opening. Note me about them and I'll let you know when my schedule allows me to complete them.
If the edit involves something that I missed within the details you gave me and you did NOT have an opportunity to request it be fixed in the WIP stage of the process (such as a color error), I will fix it for free.
If the edit involves something that could have been fixed in the WIP stage a fee will be charged. The amount will depend on the size of the edit and it will be discussed it beforehand.
Any edits that involve updating an older art style will be refused. And edits that involve changing major details about your commission that were never brought up at the time of commissioning will be refused.
I only offer edits on art that is less than one year old. Any older are will not be eligible for any editing, paid or not.
Refunds
If we have begun the commission process and you decide you would like to stop it, please let me know as soon as possible.
If I have not begun work on your commission yet, a full refund will be made.
If I have begun work on your commission, you will be refunded a partial refund based on the work that has been already completed.
If you cancel your commission and receive a refund from me, you cannot jump back in the queue whenever you like. You will have to apply for a commission again when I open next.
Refunds will be delivered by the next business day once they are requested.
Reminder: TELEGRAM STICKERS FOR SALE
Posted 8 years agosoooooooo powerlines are down tomorrow (stream changed)
Posted 8 years ago=_= change in plans
STREAM SCHEDULE CHANGED please refer to other journal, it has been edited
STREAM SCHEDULE CHANGED please refer to other journal, it has been edited
Two days, two streams all day (starts tomorrow)
Posted 8 years agoWhew! I suddenly got swamped with commissions that I need to take care of, so starting tomorrow I'm stream as long as I can all day! I'll be taking breaks for lunch and dinner/stretches, but otherwise it's draw time!
Starting tomorrow:
Time zone is GMT -7
Day One (NSFW only)
Stream start-6pm PDT
End-10pm (possibly later)
Day Two (SFW only)
Stream start-10am PDT
Lunch break-1pm-2pm PDT
Dinner break 6pm-7pm PDT
Stream end-10pm PDT
I will be taking short stretch breaks as well to alleviate any risk of wrist/shoulder/back pain :)
Starting tomorrow:
Time zone is GMT -7
Day One (NSFW only)
Stream start-6pm PDT
End-10pm (possibly later)
Day Two (SFW only)
Stream start-10am PDT
Lunch break-1pm-2pm PDT
Dinner break 6pm-7pm PDT
Stream end-10pm PDT
I will be taking short stretch breaks as well to alleviate any risk of wrist/shoulder/back pain :)
dildo - funded!
Posted 8 years agoy'all are a bunch of gems, got the funds to get me a fancy Nova the Breeder in custom colors! I have one outstanding customer who already noted me and will get the discounted art price, but for now--
ART SALE CLOSED! thanks y'all!
ART SALE CLOSED! thanks y'all!
will draw for dildos SALE
Posted 8 years agoHEY I'M STARTING A FUND FOR A NICE BAD DRAGON DONG because I want one okay? and they're expensive, but I can justify it if I work for it.
Special sale on sketchy colored pieces, flat price of $40 per drawing! and only $25 to add extra characters to the same scene (up to 3 max pls).
I'll update on progress for Dildo Fund, sale only lasts until I can afford that gorgeous gorgeous beauty.
Special sale on sketchy colored pieces, flat price of $40 per drawing! and only $25 to add extra characters to the same scene (up to 3 max pls).
I'll update on progress for Dildo Fund, sale only lasts until I can afford that gorgeous gorgeous beauty.
commissions open!
Posted 8 years agohey so I've delved enough into my queue to feel good about reopening so
GUESS WHAT COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN! 3 slots total, illustrations and refsheets take up 2 or more slots though. Message/comment with commission type you want according to the commissions part of my FA page. Will write another journal when closed.
Love y'all nerds.
GUESS WHAT COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN! 3 slots total, illustrations and refsheets take up 2 or more slots though. Message/comment with commission type you want according to the commissions part of my FA page. Will write another journal when closed.
Love y'all nerds.
things my mother taught me (nsfw, vent shit)
Posted 8 years agodon't wear tight shirts
your belly is so big in it that you look pregnant.
keep your elbows out and don't lay them comfortably against your body
because your arms look fat otherwise.
don't wear your hair up
your face is round and ugly and you should hide it behind your long locks.
don't wear shorts or skirts
your legs are white and have cottage cheese thighs and nobody wants to see that.
don't refuse a boy's jacket
you will emasculate him if you reject his advances.
don't hold the door for a man
he's supposed to do it for you and you will anger him, even if he doesn't say it.
press your arms together and lean when you talk to men behind the counter
because it's nice of you to let them leer at your cleavage and you should be flattered by his attention.
don't cut your hair short
you'll look like a dyke and give boys the wrong message.
don't say 'ow' during sex, always hide your pain if it hurts
it's not sexy and will make the man feel bad.
shave and wash your pussy until it smells like flowers if your man is nice enough to go down on you
it's a privilege and you should make it the best possible experience for him, even if it makes you feel disgusting when it's spontaneous.
wear short skirts with skimpy panties
make men want you for your body so they'll like you eventually for your mind.
don't wear slutty clothing
or you'll be raped for leading men on.
kiss girls in front of boys
because pretending to be bisexual is sexy.
don't kiss girls alone
being a lesbian is abnormal and bad.
smile wide and only say 'thank you' when a man tells you he wants to fuck you
it's a compliment and you should be grateful.
don't deny any compliments even if you're insecure
it's unflattering and annoying and nobody wants to know you have self-image problems.
don't marry anyone unless it's a white man
your children will turn out ugly otherwise.
don't argue with your man even if you are right
intimidating women aren't sexy and you will make him angry.
don't laugh so loudly or openly
it's ugly and you sound annoying.
hide your pain and always smile and say the right things
because you are a woman and you should be demure and easy to mold to others' desires.
your belly is so big in it that you look pregnant.
keep your elbows out and don't lay them comfortably against your body
because your arms look fat otherwise.
don't wear your hair up
your face is round and ugly and you should hide it behind your long locks.
don't wear shorts or skirts
your legs are white and have cottage cheese thighs and nobody wants to see that.
don't refuse a boy's jacket
you will emasculate him if you reject his advances.
don't hold the door for a man
he's supposed to do it for you and you will anger him, even if he doesn't say it.
press your arms together and lean when you talk to men behind the counter
because it's nice of you to let them leer at your cleavage and you should be flattered by his attention.
don't cut your hair short
you'll look like a dyke and give boys the wrong message.
don't say 'ow' during sex, always hide your pain if it hurts
it's not sexy and will make the man feel bad.
shave and wash your pussy until it smells like flowers if your man is nice enough to go down on you
it's a privilege and you should make it the best possible experience for him, even if it makes you feel disgusting when it's spontaneous.
wear short skirts with skimpy panties
make men want you for your body so they'll like you eventually for your mind.
don't wear slutty clothing
or you'll be raped for leading men on.
kiss girls in front of boys
because pretending to be bisexual is sexy.
don't kiss girls alone
being a lesbian is abnormal and bad.
smile wide and only say 'thank you' when a man tells you he wants to fuck you
it's a compliment and you should be grateful.
don't deny any compliments even if you're insecure
it's unflattering and annoying and nobody wants to know you have self-image problems.
don't marry anyone unless it's a white man
your children will turn out ugly otherwise.
don't argue with your man even if you are right
intimidating women aren't sexy and you will make him angry.
don't laugh so loudly or openly
it's ugly and you sound annoying.
hide your pain and always smile and say the right things
because you are a woman and you should be demure and easy to mold to others' desires.
Illness is slowly going away
Posted 9 years agoOkay guys. Dizzy thing got worse before it got better, I had snot and phlegm and congestion for forever, but I am FINALLY recovering.
I'm taking this weekend as a final few days off before I get down to business with commissions again starting Monday. I'll post up a schedule on Sunday. I apologize to those waiting!
I'm taking this weekend as a final few days off before I get down to business with commissions again starting Monday. I'll post up a schedule on Sunday. I apologize to those waiting!
aaaand now I'm dizzy
Posted 9 years agonot sure why, but I've been dizzy for two days like I'm tipsy from alcohol. My vision gets swimmy, I get off-balance, sometimes it's difficult to focus my vision
My blood pressure is fine. I don't skip meals. My ears don't hurt, nor are they producing more gunk than usual. I'm drinking a lot of water today and eating things rich with iron just to see if it helps. If not, and this persists or gets worse, I may have to go in to a doctor. I'll keep you guys updated
My blood pressure is fine. I don't skip meals. My ears don't hurt, nor are they producing more gunk than usual. I'm drinking a lot of water today and eating things rich with iron just to see if it helps. If not, and this persists or gets worse, I may have to go in to a doctor. I'll keep you guys updated
still sick
Posted 9 years agoStill sick guys. Recovering though. Just full of snot and got a lot of headaches.
love you all
love you all
I'm sick again but health insurance coming soon
Posted 9 years agoI've had this cough for an alarmingly long time and it's getting worse. Luckily October is insurance month so hopefully I can afford to find a doctor and get this fixed, this is fucking miserable
Stream tomorrow
Posted 9 years agoI will announce the time and contents when I wake up tomorrow! Will be working on commissions.
Picarto issues :/
Posted 9 years agoPicarto and OBS are giving me problems today. It may also be my Internet (I hope not since I literally just got it fixed...) I may be unable to do a stream as planned, but I will still be working on commissions during that set time. I apologize for the inconvenience.
September 14, 2016 Picarto Stream
Posted 9 years agoWorkin' on commissions
Today's goals include:
-finishing
zilvusx 's refsheet. (this will probably be near the end since it's NSFW but won't take long)
-drawing up a sketch of a couple other commissions/practicing sketching some chees.
-working on the background detail of
kato 's commission.
Stream time: 2:30pm (PDT or GMT -7) until late at night when I get tired
Stream place: Zorayda's Picarto
Content: Possible NSFW. All ages welcome until I turn on the NSFW warnings, and then 18+ only are allowed. If you are underage and do not leave at this time, I will block you from all future streams.
Stream Rules: Google doc here
Today's goals include:
-finishing
zilvusx 's refsheet. (this will probably be near the end since it's NSFW but won't take long)-drawing up a sketch of a couple other commissions/practicing sketching some chees.
-working on the background detail of
kato 's commission.Stream time: 2:30pm (PDT or GMT -7) until late at night when I get tired
Stream place: Zorayda's Picarto
Content: Possible NSFW. All ages welcome until I turn on the NSFW warnings, and then 18+ only are allowed. If you are underage and do not leave at this time, I will block you from all future streams.
Stream Rules: Google doc here
