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Posted 11 years agoI don't post anything ever and I hardly even look threw submissions anymore so I'm going to drop it.
If you guys still want to follow me at all you can find me on tumbler @ http://www.tumblr.com/blog/zronic
If you guys still want to follow me at all you can find me on tumbler @ http://www.tumblr.com/blog/zronic
Adoptables!
Posted 11 years agoMy friend 
memento is selling adorable adoptables! And by sell I mean auction! Go give her lovely art a look and see if you'd be interested in buying her stuff. :)
Here's a direct link to the adopts page!
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13045715/
memento is selling adorable adoptables! And by sell I mean auction! Go give her lovely art a look and see if you'd be interested in buying her stuff. :)Here's a direct link to the adopts page!
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13045715/
Merry Christmas!
Posted 11 years agoHere's my like, once a year update to say I'm not dead, and a Merry Christmas to everyone!
LJDSGHTRGIO FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFCK
Posted 12 years agoAnnnd so right as I get a new chord for my laptop my laptop shits the bed. I knew it was going to happen sooner or later, I was just hoping the poor sick old thing would eek out another year. In the meantime My dearest dear 
dremery is letting me use her spare till I can get my own. D:
Hopefully soon I'll get some more good art up.
dremery is letting me use her spare till I can get my own. D:Hopefully soon I'll get some more good art up.
OMG I'M BACK
Posted 12 years agoCat chewed thew my laptop cord AFTER he chewed threw my tablet cord and I only NOW got a new cord for my laptop! Next will be the tablet cord and hopefully I will get back ontop of doing some art around here!
Well, tablet use was short lived...
Posted 12 years agoWent to plug in and use the tablet this morning to discover that my cat had chewed threw the cord in the night. I don't know why he fucking hates me so much, but he always chews threw the cords for the electronics I use the most.
I'm ordering a new cord, but it'll be a while before I post anything more sadly.
I'm ordering a new cord, but it'll be a while before I post anything more sadly.
If you're fursona was a....
Posted 13 years ago1.) If your fursona had to be a primate, it'd be: Japanese snow monkey.
2.) If your fursona had to be a feline, it'd be: Silly, I'm already a lion. :P
3.) If your fursona had to be a canine, it'd be: A bully breed. I'm fond of pitties.
4.) If your fursona had to be a hoofed animal, it'd be: A Chinese Water Deer.
5.) If your fursona had to be a rodent, it'd be: A rat.
6.) If your fursona had to be reptile, it'd be: A Horned Toad.
7.) If your fursona had to be a marsupial, it'd be: A Tazmanian Wolf.
9.) If your fursona had to be an amphibian, it'd be: A Poison Dart Frog.
10.) If your fursona had to be an avian/bird, it'd be: A Kiwi Bird! <3
11.) If your fursona had to be a creepy crawly, it'd be: A caturpiller.
12.) If your fursona had to be a hybrid, it'd be: I was once a wolf/fox/deer. Kinda mix it up.
13.) If your fursona had to be a mythical creature, it'd be: A spynx or a Cactus cat.
14.) If your fursona had to be a Pokémon, it'd be: I was always fond of growlith.
15.) If your fursona had to be a plant, it'd be: A african Violet.
2.) If your fursona had to be a feline, it'd be: Silly, I'm already a lion. :P
3.) If your fursona had to be a canine, it'd be: A bully breed. I'm fond of pitties.
4.) If your fursona had to be a hoofed animal, it'd be: A Chinese Water Deer.
5.) If your fursona had to be a rodent, it'd be: A rat.
6.) If your fursona had to be reptile, it'd be: A Horned Toad.
7.) If your fursona had to be a marsupial, it'd be: A Tazmanian Wolf.
9.) If your fursona had to be an amphibian, it'd be: A Poison Dart Frog.
10.) If your fursona had to be an avian/bird, it'd be: A Kiwi Bird! <3
11.) If your fursona had to be a creepy crawly, it'd be: A caturpiller.
12.) If your fursona had to be a hybrid, it'd be: I was once a wolf/fox/deer. Kinda mix it up.
13.) If your fursona had to be a mythical creature, it'd be: A spynx or a Cactus cat.
14.) If your fursona had to be a Pokémon, it'd be: I was always fond of growlith.
15.) If your fursona had to be a plant, it'd be: A african Violet.
HELP HELP HELP
Posted 13 years agoMy mother has made it to the top Ten in Beadaholic's 'Back to Nature' contest!
This is her first contest, and we are very proud of her.
But she still needs all the help she can get.
Anyone who wishes to vote, you can find her entry Here:
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?f.....=1&theater
She is the #1 entry, under 'I'd as Lief", by Laura Castano. Please help my mother gain the confidence and stamina she needs to really persue her dreams! All you have to do is click 'Like' to vote for her entry.
Thanks to anyone to votes!
Thank you!
This is her first contest, and we are very proud of her.
But she still needs all the help she can get.
Anyone who wishes to vote, you can find her entry Here:
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?f.....=1&theater
She is the #1 entry, under 'I'd as Lief", by Laura Castano. Please help my mother gain the confidence and stamina she needs to really persue her dreams! All you have to do is click 'Like' to vote for her entry.
Thanks to anyone to votes!
Thank you!
Not Dead!
Posted 13 years agoNot dead! Just completely without a scanner or camera, have been for a while, just been really lazy about it. I think hopefully soon I will be able to afford a tablet so I can actually do some stuff.\
But yeah. Not dead.
But yeah. Not dead.
Squeee I Can't Contain the Excitment!
Posted 14 years agoMy boyfriend and I have been talking about getting married since almost the moment we met, and now, sometime in the very near future, I'll finally have an engagment ring to show off!
Because I'm such a picky bitch I picked out the rings I like best and am letting him buy one of my five favorites, but because I am also cheep they all cost under $60.
Squeeeeee! I am just so excited I had to post somewhere.
Because I'm such a picky bitch I picked out the rings I like best and am letting him buy one of my five favorites, but because I am also cheep they all cost under $60.
Squeeeeee! I am just so excited I had to post somewhere.
I'm thinking of giving away Traditional art.
Posted 14 years agoI am trying to get back into sketching on a more daily basis, so I'm thinking of doing some traditional art to mail to people. Granted this means giving me your address if you want some art, but thats always up to people. I just need to get a scanner so I can actually post my art, cause my Traditional art is WAYYYY better than my digital.
But yeah, if people want some free traditional stuff, feel free to comment on here and I'll see what I can do.
But yeah, if people want some free traditional stuff, feel free to comment on here and I'll see what I can do.
Goddamn it says I'm 31 D: But I'm 21!
Posted 14 years agoHOW OLD DO YOU ACT?
[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] You own a credit card.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[x] You've voted in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting.
[ ] You remember when soda came in glass instead of 2 litter plastic
TOTAL SO FAR: 4
[x] You show up to work on-time consistently.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[x] You've never received a speeding ticket.
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[ ] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 9
[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[X] You read paper back novels still
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[x] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 16
[ ] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[x] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[ ] You still write letters to other people on paper.
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.
[ ] You remember dialing O for information. (And got a human instead of a computer.)
TOTAL SO FAR: 19
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[ ] You know what Green Stamps are
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[x] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[ ] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[ ] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL SO FAR: 23
[x] You have filed a tax return.
[x] You have used a pay phone.
[ ] You remember when Ma Bell was THE phone company
[x] You have used a rotary dial phone
[x] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd.
[ ] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[x] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[x] You still have and use a VCR
[x] You know what a Betamax is
Total: 31
[x] You're a furry! Minus -25, if you participate in Cosplay, Fursuiting, or FurCons. ( I've not ever cosplayed, fursuited or gone to a con :P )
Total: 31
[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] You own a credit card.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[x] You've voted in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting.
[ ] You remember when soda came in glass instead of 2 litter plastic
TOTAL SO FAR: 4
[x] You show up to work on-time consistently.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[x] You've never received a speeding ticket.
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[ ] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 9
[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[X] You read paper back novels still
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[x] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 16
[ ] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[x] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[ ] You still write letters to other people on paper.
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.
[ ] You remember dialing O for information. (And got a human instead of a computer.)
TOTAL SO FAR: 19
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[ ] You know what Green Stamps are
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[x] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[ ] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[ ] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL SO FAR: 23
[x] You have filed a tax return.
[x] You have used a pay phone.
[ ] You remember when Ma Bell was THE phone company
[x] You have used a rotary dial phone
[x] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd.
[ ] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[x] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[x] You still have and use a VCR
[x] You know what a Betamax is
Total: 31
[x] You're a furry! Minus -25, if you participate in Cosplay, Fursuiting, or FurCons. ( I've not ever cosplayed, fursuited or gone to a con :P )
Total: 31
Sometimes I miss being a Lesbian
Posted 14 years agoOne of the guys I work with played a bunch of songs in a row that made me miss my ex girlfriend. Granted she was mentally abusive and absolutly batshit crazy out of her mind, but that really turned me on, and I miss her smile and her laugh, and the way she seemed to sparkle when she was happy.
Now granted I would never want to go threw the heart ache and tourture she put me threw again, but a part of me is still madly inlove with her and will always miss her no matter what.
That and I also just miss having sex with girls. Mmm, I need to doodle some girly girl funtimes.
Now back to The A-Team.
Now granted I would never want to go threw the heart ache and tourture she put me threw again, but a part of me is still madly inlove with her and will always miss her no matter what.
That and I also just miss having sex with girls. Mmm, I need to doodle some girly girl funtimes.
Now back to The A-Team.
GRRRRRR ANGRY
Posted 14 years agoThis is the only place I could bitch and post my laments without my family/boyfriend/roomate seeing this.
SO YEAH GRRRRRR My dad keeps bringing up the fact that my boyfriend doesn't have a job, my roomate has two jobs but since she drives EVERYWHERE AND HAS A BOYFRIEND IN THE MIDDLE OF BUMFUCK NOWHERE AND SMOKES A PACK OF CIGARRETTES A DAY AND BUYS ALL SORTS OF SHIT I END UP PAYING FOR 90% OF ALL THE FUCKING BILLS AND I AM GETTING SO SICK AND TIRED OF NEVER HAVING ANY MONEY FOR MYSELF TO DO ANYTHING AND I WORK FRICKEN 40+ HOURS A WEEK AND MY DAD KEEPS BRINGING UP HOW ANGRY HE IS THAT EVERYONE I LIVE WITH IS A SLACKER EVEN THOUGH HE KNOWS I ALREADY KNOW THAT.
Excuse all the caps but I actually feel angry enough to use them.
Honestly, I am getting sick of all this shit. I keep making up excuses for people so I wont get mad at them, but it's getting to the point that I am actually starting to want to either kick everyone out and live on my own, or get a different place and leave them to cover everything on their own un-capable selves. That or I just stay here because my name is on all the bills and the lease and stop paying the bills and see what everyone else does to pick up the bits.
Oh but I also wanna start selling super scarves. They will be 20 inches wide by 84 inches long.
BIG AND AMAZING. Would you buy them? They'd be between 20-30 dollars. Just some extra spending money for myself.
Sorry for the rant. Just needed to vent. Buy my scarves.
SO YEAH GRRRRRR My dad keeps bringing up the fact that my boyfriend doesn't have a job, my roomate has two jobs but since she drives EVERYWHERE AND HAS A BOYFRIEND IN THE MIDDLE OF BUMFUCK NOWHERE AND SMOKES A PACK OF CIGARRETTES A DAY AND BUYS ALL SORTS OF SHIT I END UP PAYING FOR 90% OF ALL THE FUCKING BILLS AND I AM GETTING SO SICK AND TIRED OF NEVER HAVING ANY MONEY FOR MYSELF TO DO ANYTHING AND I WORK FRICKEN 40+ HOURS A WEEK AND MY DAD KEEPS BRINGING UP HOW ANGRY HE IS THAT EVERYONE I LIVE WITH IS A SLACKER EVEN THOUGH HE KNOWS I ALREADY KNOW THAT.
Excuse all the caps but I actually feel angry enough to use them.
Honestly, I am getting sick of all this shit. I keep making up excuses for people so I wont get mad at them, but it's getting to the point that I am actually starting to want to either kick everyone out and live on my own, or get a different place and leave them to cover everything on their own un-capable selves. That or I just stay here because my name is on all the bills and the lease and stop paying the bills and see what everyone else does to pick up the bits.
Oh but I also wanna start selling super scarves. They will be 20 inches wide by 84 inches long.
BIG AND AMAZING. Would you buy them? They'd be between 20-30 dollars. Just some extra spending money for myself.
Sorry for the rant. Just needed to vent. Buy my scarves.
CALLING ALL CHUBBIES/ CHUBBIE CHASERS
Posted 14 years ago
pinstripedtiger is doing a ENORMOUS commission piece, with 31 spots available for a group picture, using Chubby Girls and ONE lucky chubby chaser.
For anyone interested, you best act fast before all the spots are taken! Only ten or so are left AS THIS JOURNAL IS BEING POSTED!!If you're interested, better hustle those jiggly tails over to pinstripedtiger page!
And best of luck to all who are interested!
pinstripedtigerWoop Woop
Posted 14 years agoNot dead, just busy. I'll try to get some art uploaded soon. I'm hoping to get a cable for my camera or get a scanner setup so I can upload my traditional art, rather than spam people with my cruddy digital stuff.
Also, I've been hounding my boyfriend to let me draw him in furry form (since he is a fan, but not an artist himself), but he's not sure what he'd want to be. Does anyone have any suggestions?
He's 6'4, dark blonde hair, crystal blue eyes, barrel chested, and cuddly like a killer teddy bear. Personality wise he's sweet as peaches, but with some anger issues. Also, he's more nocturnal.
Also, I've been hounding my boyfriend to let me draw him in furry form (since he is a fan, but not an artist himself), but he's not sure what he'd want to be. Does anyone have any suggestions?
He's 6'4, dark blonde hair, crystal blue eyes, barrel chested, and cuddly like a killer teddy bear. Personality wise he's sweet as peaches, but with some anger issues. Also, he's more nocturnal.
I am doing Collab Commissions
Posted 14 years agoSo my friend April (who does not post on FA) has convinced me that I need to do commissions, but because my linework and coloring sucks, so I am doing the sketches and she is doing the linework and coloring. We're selling our art threw,
AtWarpFactorFour
Though you can contact us threw me here at ~Zronic.
All prices are available on the account, and any information you may want you can either get threw me here, or threw a message or comment on the collab account.
We would appreciate any pimping you would like to do, and or any commissions you'd be interested in doing. She's working towards getting a better computer, and I am working towards getting my internet back.
Please and Thanks!
AtWarpFactorFourI GOT A NEW KITTEN
Posted 14 years agoSo I work in a nursing home. Not that interested usually, except today someone came in with KITTENS LOOKING FOR HOMES.
Now I am a crazy cat lady at heart, and when my boyfriend came in to pick me up I dragged him to the family memebers room and forced him to look at the adorable DOUBLE PAWED 8 week old babies. Like me, we both instantaniously fell in love with them, and had to force ourselves to decide which one we wanted to take home (we already have 3 cats and a dog).
Sooooo we ended up bringing home two kittens, because it was to sad to bring only one home.
So Now, I am debating between two names. Minerva, or Pomona.
HELP ME DECIDE.
btw My boyfriend named his Isis. :3
Now I am a crazy cat lady at heart, and when my boyfriend came in to pick me up I dragged him to the family memebers room and forced him to look at the adorable DOUBLE PAWED 8 week old babies. Like me, we both instantaniously fell in love with them, and had to force ourselves to decide which one we wanted to take home (we already have 3 cats and a dog).
Sooooo we ended up bringing home two kittens, because it was to sad to bring only one home.
So Now, I am debating between two names. Minerva, or Pomona.
HELP ME DECIDE.
btw My boyfriend named his Isis. :3
Well since People are dicks...
Posted 14 years agoI am temped to kill some people. Decided to be goofy and show off my covered tits but since internet whores decided to blaspheme and act like assholes instead of leaving alone what they didn't like, I have deleted my I'M NOT DEAD submission and instead stew in rage at the people who think that being mean and vindictive on the internet makes a point rather than makes them look like douchbags.
No really people, it makes you look like douchbags. What ever happened to 'if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all'?
No really people, it makes you look like douchbags. What ever happened to 'if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all'?
TABLET
Posted 15 years agoSoooo, thanks to my dad I now have a tablet. (really just borrowing it), but now I may actually be able to upload art. I'm working on a few things, so once I'm in better shape with it I'll upload some stuff.
I'm still alive!
Posted 16 years agoFor those of you who watch me, yes I am still alive! I just haven't been able to find the time or energy to really draw anything worth while. x.x
I'll try and maybe get something up this weekend if I'm lucky.
Thanks for sticking by. :3
I'll try and maybe get something up this weekend if I'm lucky.
Thanks for sticking by. :3
My Bar Tab is $1,225
Posted 18 years agoThis is real fun to do!
The only catch is that you cant ask the person who posted it anything about it!
Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine.
Title your response "My Bar Tab is$........"
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Did some X -- $15
Did cocaine -- $20
Did meth -- $25
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Had sex with members of the same family -- $50
Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20 Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$50
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $100
Spit in someones food --$25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
Been raped -- $500
Have raped -- $200
Had sex with some one under 16 -- $300
Had sex with a dog -- $25
Had sex with a horse -- $50
Had sex with a cat -- $75 (extra points $50 if you tied it up so you didn't get scratched)
have you ever has sex in a fursuit -- $100
Have you ever had sex wile your partner where a fursuit -- $100
Been spanked by a lover -- $50
Been wiped by a lover -- $ 100
Been fisted -- $150
If you know what "CBT" stands for -- $250
Used whip cream in bed -- $25
Used handcuffs in bed -- $50
Used a whip or pattal in bed -- $75
Ever imagined the person you where having sex with was some one else -- $100
If you have had a butt plug in for more then an hour -- $75
If you ever used any vacuum cleaner attachments -- $100
Had some one come climb in your bedroom window for sex so your parents would not find out -- $100
Used a blow up doll -- $50
Drove away from a car accident you caused -- $500
Cut your self on purpose -- $100
Cut some one else on purpose -- $150
Pissed on some one $10 Add $10 if they drank it
Been pissed on $15 add $20 if you drank it
Shit on some one $20 add $25 if they ate it
Been shit on $25 add $50 if you ate it
If you have ever been shot -- $300
Dyed your hair -- $10
Dyed your pubes -- $20
If you ever ate your own cum (vaginal fluids for females)-- $20
Smoked wile having sex -- $20
Ate a sandwich wile having sex -- $50
Slapped some one across the face wile fucking them-- $100
If ever shoved a candle up some ones ass and lit it-- $200
Fucked some one wile they where crying-- $300
If you have ever fucked a girl on the rag -- $100
If you ate her out after -- $200
If you have sucked you're own cum out of a guys ass -- $200
If you took this test and where completely honest add -- $500
Didn't use a condom -- $50
Got an STD -- $ 25
Have an STD -- $ 100
Planed to kill some one -- $50
Killed somebody -- $1,000
Add $5 for each tattoo and piercing you have
Add $10 for each scar over an inch long that you have
Tally it up and Title it..."My Bar Tab Is $...."
stolen from so many people
The only catch is that you cant ask the person who posted it anything about it!
Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine.
Title your response "My Bar Tab is$........"
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Did some X -- $15
Did cocaine -- $20
Did meth -- $25
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Had sex with members of the same family -- $50
Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20 Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$50
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $100
Spit in someones food --$25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
Been raped -- $500
Have raped -- $200
Had sex with some one under 16 -- $300
Had sex with a dog -- $25
Had sex with a horse -- $50
Had sex with a cat -- $75 (extra points $50 if you tied it up so you didn't get scratched)
have you ever has sex in a fursuit -- $100
Have you ever had sex wile your partner where a fursuit -- $100
Been spanked by a lover -- $50
Been wiped by a lover -- $ 100
Been fisted -- $150
If you know what "CBT" stands for -- $250
Used whip cream in bed -- $25
Used handcuffs in bed -- $50
Used a whip or pattal in bed -- $75
Ever imagined the person you where having sex with was some one else -- $100
If you have had a butt plug in for more then an hour -- $75
If you ever used any vacuum cleaner attachments -- $100
Had some one come climb in your bedroom window for sex so your parents would not find out -- $100
Used a blow up doll -- $50
Drove away from a car accident you caused -- $500
Cut your self on purpose -- $100
Cut some one else on purpose -- $150
Pissed on some one $10 Add $10 if they drank it
Been pissed on $15 add $20 if you drank it
Shit on some one $20 add $25 if they ate it
Been shit on $25 add $50 if you ate it
If you have ever been shot -- $300
Dyed your hair -- $10
Dyed your pubes -- $20
If you ever ate your own cum (vaginal fluids for females)-- $20
Smoked wile having sex -- $20
Ate a sandwich wile having sex -- $50
Slapped some one across the face wile fucking them-- $100
If ever shoved a candle up some ones ass and lit it-- $200
Fucked some one wile they where crying-- $300
If you have ever fucked a girl on the rag -- $100
If you ate her out after -- $200
If you have sucked you're own cum out of a guys ass -- $200
If you took this test and where completely honest add -- $500
Didn't use a condom -- $50
Got an STD -- $ 25
Have an STD -- $ 100
Planed to kill some one -- $50
Killed somebody -- $1,000
Add $5 for each tattoo and piercing you have
Add $10 for each scar over an inch long that you have
Tally it up and Title it..."My Bar Tab Is $...."
stolen from so many people
I am ZiO
Posted 18 years agoI am neptunesqueenbee.
My last account fucked me over so I live here now. >3
My last account fucked me over so I live here now. >3
