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50 Questions You've Never Been Asked
Posted 10 years ago50 Questions You've Never Been Asked
1. What's your favorite candle scent?
Vanilla.
2. What female celebrity do you wish was your sister?
Lauren Faust.
3. What male celebrity do you wish was your brother?
John Waters.
4. How old do you think you'll be when you get married?
I don't plan to live past 30, so it's a moot point. Plus, I've got nothing to offer a woman.
5. Do you know a hoarder?
Not really. For a while I thought I might be one myself, but then I realized I'm just a lazy slob.
6. Can you do a split?
Hell no.
7. How old were you when you learned how to ride a bike?
Never did. Never will.
8. How many oceans have you swam in?
One. The Atlantic.
9. How many countries have you been to?
USA! USA! BACK IN THE BOX!
10. Is anyone in your family in the army?
My cousin was.
11. What would you name your daughter if you had one?
Dulcinea.
12. What would you name your son if you had one?
Indrid.
13. What's the worst grade you got on a test?
F. Because fuck math.
14. What was your favorite TV show when you were a child?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Animaniacs, Tiny Toons, Mr. Rogers (the greatest American).
15. What did you dress up as on Halloween when you were eight?
Damned if I can remember.
16. Have you read any of the Harry Potter, Hunger Games or Twilight series?
Just Harry Potter. Hunger Games just sounds like Battle Royale with white kids, and Twilight is garbage penned by someone who shouldn't be allowed to vote.
17. Would you rather have an American accent or a British accent?
British. Because Monty Python.
18. Did your mother go to college?
Yes.
19. Are your grandparents still married?
They probably would be, if they weren't all dead.
20. Have you ever taken karate lessons?
No.
21. Do you know who Kermit the frog is?
Of course. What kind of red commie bastard doesn't know who Kermit is?
22. What's the first amusement park you've been to?
Either Funtown USA, or Story Land. I was too young to remember.
23. What language, besides your native language, would you like to be fluent in?
...I can't choose just one. Spanish (for convenience), French (for sexiness), Japanese (for awesome), Chinese (because they will one day rule us)...
24. Do you spell the color as grey or gray?
Gray. Because I live in Gray, Maine, and the color is just as dreary as the shithole town where my hope for a meaningful life came to die.
25. Is your father bald?
Not yet, but he's getting there.
26. Do you know triplets?
No.
27. Do you prefer Titanic or The Notebook?
There Will Be Blood.
28. Have you ever had Indian food?
Yes, and although it was delicious, the waiter seemed to look on me with contempt.
29. What's the name of your favorite restaurant?
Another tie: Phoever Maine, and Becky's Diner.
30. Have you ever been to Olive Garden?
Yeah. Brings up bittersweet memories.
31. Do you belong to any warehouse stores (Costco, BJ's, etc.)?
No, but my great-uncle did, and I did most of his shopping for him at BJ's and Sam's Club.
32. What would your parents have named you if you were the opposite gender?
Katie.
33. If you have a nickname, what is it?
Zy, Z, Ror, and Boo Radley.
34. Who's your favorite person in the world?
Noby, my best friend/the brother I chose.
35. Would you rather live in a rural area or in the suburbs?
Depends on my mood.
36. Can you whistle?
I have lips, so yes.
37. Do you sleep with a nightlight?
Yes. I fear the Rake.
38. Do you eat breakfast every morning?
No. And when I DO eat breakfast, it ain't breakfast food.
39. Do you take any pills or medication daily?
Milk thistle for my liver, aspirin and garlic for my heart, melatonin for crazy dream sleepy times.
40. What medical conditions do you have?
Crippling depression, alcoholism.
41. How many times have you been to the hospital?
Don't know. I only visited people there. I do my best to avoid them.
42. Have you ever seen Finding Nemo?
Several times.
43. Where do you buy your jeans?
Goodwill. Because I'm broke and fat.
44. What's the last compliment you got?
"Your job isn't easy, but you do it well."
45. Do you usually remember your dreams in the morning?
Yes, but sometimes they're so mundane I can't be sure if they were dreams or if I'm just remembering something that happened in this horrible waking world.
46. What flavor tea do you enjoy?
Anything fruity.
47. How many pairs of shoes do you currently own?
Four, although most are boots.
48. What religion will you raise your children to practice?
If something goes horribly wrong and I end up a father, I'll teach those awful, awful creatures that religion is far too serious a matter to be taken too seriously.
49. How old were you when you found out that Santa wasn't real?
11.
50. Why do you have a tumblr?
Because Tony Bourdain fucking rules.
1. What's your favorite candle scent?
Vanilla.
2. What female celebrity do you wish was your sister?
Lauren Faust.
3. What male celebrity do you wish was your brother?
John Waters.
4. How old do you think you'll be when you get married?
I don't plan to live past 30, so it's a moot point. Plus, I've got nothing to offer a woman.
5. Do you know a hoarder?
Not really. For a while I thought I might be one myself, but then I realized I'm just a lazy slob.
6. Can you do a split?
Hell no.
7. How old were you when you learned how to ride a bike?
Never did. Never will.
8. How many oceans have you swam in?
One. The Atlantic.
9. How many countries have you been to?
USA! USA! BACK IN THE BOX!
10. Is anyone in your family in the army?
My cousin was.
11. What would you name your daughter if you had one?
Dulcinea.
12. What would you name your son if you had one?
Indrid.
13. What's the worst grade you got on a test?
F. Because fuck math.
14. What was your favorite TV show when you were a child?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Animaniacs, Tiny Toons, Mr. Rogers (the greatest American).
15. What did you dress up as on Halloween when you were eight?
Damned if I can remember.
16. Have you read any of the Harry Potter, Hunger Games or Twilight series?
Just Harry Potter. Hunger Games just sounds like Battle Royale with white kids, and Twilight is garbage penned by someone who shouldn't be allowed to vote.
17. Would you rather have an American accent or a British accent?
British. Because Monty Python.
18. Did your mother go to college?
Yes.
19. Are your grandparents still married?
They probably would be, if they weren't all dead.
20. Have you ever taken karate lessons?
No.
21. Do you know who Kermit the frog is?
Of course. What kind of red commie bastard doesn't know who Kermit is?
22. What's the first amusement park you've been to?
Either Funtown USA, or Story Land. I was too young to remember.
23. What language, besides your native language, would you like to be fluent in?
...I can't choose just one. Spanish (for convenience), French (for sexiness), Japanese (for awesome), Chinese (because they will one day rule us)...
24. Do you spell the color as grey or gray?
Gray. Because I live in Gray, Maine, and the color is just as dreary as the shithole town where my hope for a meaningful life came to die.
25. Is your father bald?
Not yet, but he's getting there.
26. Do you know triplets?
No.
27. Do you prefer Titanic or The Notebook?
There Will Be Blood.
28. Have you ever had Indian food?
Yes, and although it was delicious, the waiter seemed to look on me with contempt.
29. What's the name of your favorite restaurant?
Another tie: Phoever Maine, and Becky's Diner.
30. Have you ever been to Olive Garden?
Yeah. Brings up bittersweet memories.
31. Do you belong to any warehouse stores (Costco, BJ's, etc.)?
No, but my great-uncle did, and I did most of his shopping for him at BJ's and Sam's Club.
32. What would your parents have named you if you were the opposite gender?
Katie.
33. If you have a nickname, what is it?
Zy, Z, Ror, and Boo Radley.
34. Who's your favorite person in the world?
Noby, my best friend/the brother I chose.
35. Would you rather live in a rural area or in the suburbs?
Depends on my mood.
36. Can you whistle?
I have lips, so yes.
37. Do you sleep with a nightlight?
Yes. I fear the Rake.
38. Do you eat breakfast every morning?
No. And when I DO eat breakfast, it ain't breakfast food.
39. Do you take any pills or medication daily?
Milk thistle for my liver, aspirin and garlic for my heart, melatonin for crazy dream sleepy times.
40. What medical conditions do you have?
Crippling depression, alcoholism.
41. How many times have you been to the hospital?
Don't know. I only visited people there. I do my best to avoid them.
42. Have you ever seen Finding Nemo?
Several times.
43. Where do you buy your jeans?
Goodwill. Because I'm broke and fat.
44. What's the last compliment you got?
"Your job isn't easy, but you do it well."
45. Do you usually remember your dreams in the morning?
Yes, but sometimes they're so mundane I can't be sure if they were dreams or if I'm just remembering something that happened in this horrible waking world.
46. What flavor tea do you enjoy?
Anything fruity.
47. How many pairs of shoes do you currently own?
Four, although most are boots.
48. What religion will you raise your children to practice?
If something goes horribly wrong and I end up a father, I'll teach those awful, awful creatures that religion is far too serious a matter to be taken too seriously.
49. How old were you when you found out that Santa wasn't real?
11.
50. Why do you have a tumblr?
Because Tony Bourdain fucking rules.
Almost everyone who makes you laugh is desperately unhappy.
Posted 11 years ago"1. At an early age, you start hating yourself. Often it's because you were abused, or just grew up in a broken home, or were rejected socially, or maybe you were just weird or fat or ... whatever. You're not like the other kids, the other kids don't seem to like you, and you can usually detect that by age 5 or so.
2. At some point, usually at a very young age, you did something that got a laugh from the room. You made a joke or fell down or farted, and you realized for the first time that you could get a positive reaction that way. Not genuine love or affection, mind you, just a reaction -- one that is a step up from hatred and a thousand steps up from invisibility. One you could control.
3. You soon learned that being funny builds a perfect, impenetrable wall around you -- a buffer that keeps anyone from getting too close and realizing how much you suck. The more you hate yourself, the stronger you need to make the barrier and the further you have to push people away. In other words, the better you have to be at comedy.
4. In your formative years, you wind up creating a second, false you -- a clown that can go out and represent you, outside the barrier. The clown is always joking, always "on," always drawing all of the attention in order to prevent anyone from poking away at the barrier and finding the real person behind it. The clown is the life of the party, the classroom joker, the guy up on stage -- as different from the "real" you as possible. Again, the goal is to create distance.
You do it because if people hate the clown, who cares? That's not the real you. So you're protected.
But the side effect is that if people love the clown ... well, you know the truth. You know how different it'd be if they met the real you."
"Rest in peace, Robin. You've given us a chance to talk about this, and to prove that this has nothing to do with life circumstances -- you were rich and accomplished and respected and beloved by friends and family, and in the end it meant jack fucking shit."
-David Wong
"Don't leave me."
-Chris Farley's last words to a hooker
2. At some point, usually at a very young age, you did something that got a laugh from the room. You made a joke or fell down or farted, and you realized for the first time that you could get a positive reaction that way. Not genuine love or affection, mind you, just a reaction -- one that is a step up from hatred and a thousand steps up from invisibility. One you could control.
3. You soon learned that being funny builds a perfect, impenetrable wall around you -- a buffer that keeps anyone from getting too close and realizing how much you suck. The more you hate yourself, the stronger you need to make the barrier and the further you have to push people away. In other words, the better you have to be at comedy.
4. In your formative years, you wind up creating a second, false you -- a clown that can go out and represent you, outside the barrier. The clown is always joking, always "on," always drawing all of the attention in order to prevent anyone from poking away at the barrier and finding the real person behind it. The clown is the life of the party, the classroom joker, the guy up on stage -- as different from the "real" you as possible. Again, the goal is to create distance.
You do it because if people hate the clown, who cares? That's not the real you. So you're protected.
But the side effect is that if people love the clown ... well, you know the truth. You know how different it'd be if they met the real you."
"Rest in peace, Robin. You've given us a chance to talk about this, and to prove that this has nothing to do with life circumstances -- you were rich and accomplished and respected and beloved by friends and family, and in the end it meant jack fucking shit."
-David Wong
"Don't leave me."
-Chris Farley's last words to a hooker
Fuck off, 2013.
Posted 12 years agoLike many others, 2013 beat the hell out of me and pissed in my mouth. I watched the only person in my family I'm close to crippled by a stroke. I watched my step-dad go from one of the strongest, smartest, funniest guys I know to a bald skeleton and die in less than two months, thanks to cancer. I spent the first half of the year drunk, broke, and hating myself. The few bright spots (getting a job I actually enjoy, staying sober) were pretty much overwhelmed by all the bullshit. But hell, there's nothing to do but try to pick up the pieces and hope 2014 is less of a dick year.
Bonne needs to pay her mortgage.
Posted 12 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4560048/
A girl who's provided some free art and adoptables for me in the past is trying to get some cash to help pay the mortgage on her family's house. If I wasn't flat broke and about to get even broker, I'd help her out with a commission or two, but I really can't. The least I can do is try to spread the word.
Here's her commission info: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3430472/
Best of luck, Bonne.
A girl who's provided some free art and adoptables for me in the past is trying to get some cash to help pay the mortgage on her family's house. If I wasn't flat broke and about to get even broker, I'd help her out with a commission or two, but I really can't. The least I can do is try to spread the word.
Here's her commission info: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3430472/
Best of luck, Bonne.
School shooting in Connecticut
Posted 13 years agohttp://news.msn.com/us/at-least-27-.....mentary-school
My heart goes out to the families and friends of the 27 (at last count) people murdered in the shooting at the Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, Connecticut this morning. And it especially goes out to the children, both those lost in this tragedy and those traumatized by it.
Christ almighty. It's bad enough when some psychopath opens fire in a crowded theater or a mall or a high school, but this is a place specifically designed to hold hundreds of little kids. What kind of monster does something like this? And so close to Christmas. Imagine being a little boy or girl, just starting the school day, excited over the upcoming winter break and holiday, when all of a sudden, fucking THIS. It's just sick.
My heart goes out to the families and friends of the 27 (at last count) people murdered in the shooting at the Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, Connecticut this morning. And it especially goes out to the children, both those lost in this tragedy and those traumatized by it.
Christ almighty. It's bad enough when some psychopath opens fire in a crowded theater or a mall or a high school, but this is a place specifically designed to hold hundreds of little kids. What kind of monster does something like this? And so close to Christmas. Imagine being a little boy or girl, just starting the school day, excited over the upcoming winter break and holiday, when all of a sudden, fucking THIS. It's just sick.
Confessions of a Male (read: Idiotic) Mind
Posted 13 years agoFeeling a little better today. Found some memes my friends and associates have done in their journals while clearing out my inbox and decided to do a few myself. Here's A Guy's Confession, stolen from 
http//www.furaffinity.net/user/mandoron23/:
and http//www.furaffinity.net/user/kaijumorpherv2/: . Even though they did theirs over a year ago.
1.Do you sleep naked?
Nope.
2. Do you sleep with socks on?
Sometimes. Especially in the winter.
3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
At this point, alone. Maybe with someone when I get my life together.
4. Do you enjoy drama?
No.
5. Are you a manly man?
I wouldn't say so. Despite the beard and the blackjack.
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
Jeeze...uh, I guess that'd be my Dad when he came to visit on my birthday.
7. Small or large package?
Average, I guess. Six inches is average, right?
8. Are you short?
Nah, 6 feet 2 inches. I was taller than my first grade teacher.
9. Do you like somebody?
Kinda. But I assume she's either a lesbian or has a boyfriend. Or husband. Because that's how it works.
10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a girl?
...I don't think so. I can't remember. Facebook is more or less useless to me.
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
Only if we're talking "dirty to the point of being crusty." Then, yeah, it's time to change my outfoot (SEE WHAT I DID THERE?)
12. Do you think you’re conceited?
Conceit is a high opinion of oneself, right? If that's the case, no, very much the opposite.
13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
When I do, I just throw on a priest costume and wander aimlessly around Portland, ogling women.
14. Are you double jointed?
Only in my right thumb.
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
On the bathroom floor of my friend's apartment. After multiple Mad Jacks (a mixed drink consisting of Jack Daniels, Old Grandad and Wild Turkey). Don't drink more than one Mad Jack in a night.
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
Nope.
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
If there are, I haven't heard 'em.
18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
Just famous folks.
19. How many girls will read this just because it says "Boy Confessions"?
Seeing as only two people might read this at all, and they're both dudes, none.
[ ] I wear make up.
[X] I have cried in a movie theater.
[ ] I can brush my teeth without opening my mouth.
[X] I get jealous.
[X] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[ ] JUDE LAW FAG
[X] I love to laugh.
[ ] I like death/grind/black metal.
[X] I like rap. (SOME rap. Not most)
[X] I like techno. (Again, some)
[X] I like country.
[ ] I carry a purse. (It's called a man-bag!)
[X] I'd be lost without my computer.
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[ ] I own a boy band CD.
[X] I get bored watching football.
[ ] I've never been called a spoiled brat. (When I was a child)
[X] Girls are confusing.
[ ] I've been called a bad influence
[ ] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.
Come on fellas, be truthful!
1. What color is your underwear?
Light blue.
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired girls?
Dark. Unless she has a tomboyishly short haircut. Then it don't matter.
3. Are you currently frustrated with a girl?
Not at the moment.
4. What's one thing a girl can do to make you like them?
Be weird. Or at least find my own weirdness somewhat charming, as opposed to just plain creepy.
5. Do you have a best friend?
Yes.
6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
For six years straight.
7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
No.
8. Do you like your life?
Hate it. Hate almost everything about it.
10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a girlfriend from you?
Never had a girlfriend, so that's a complete non-issue.
11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Pool, no. Lake, yes.
12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
Males.
14. Have you ever slapped anybody in the face?
Only myself.
15. What are your biggest fears?
Remaining what I've turned into.
16. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Plenty.
17. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Big time.
18. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?"
No. People CAN change, hard as it is to believe. I think the people who say "Once a cheater, always a cheater" are always the ones who've been cheated on and are too jaded to think otherwise.
19. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
Lots of times. But it's fleeting.
20. Do you ever wish you were famous?
Nah.
21. Are you currently missing someone?
Kinda.
THIS GIRL OR THAT GIRL? PICK ONE:
Cowgirl or Gangster?
Cowgirl.
Preppy or Punk?
Punk. Hate the music, love the style. Mmm...mohawk girls...
Face or Body?
Face.
Good cook or take you out a lot?
Let's see...I'll have to go with takes me out on this one. I love dining out, and hell, if she can afford it...
Sweet or sexy?
Both.
Armani or Abercrombie?
Goodwill.
Contacts or glasses?
Either.
http//www.furaffinity.net/user/mandoron23/:and
http//www.furaffinity.net/user/kaijumorpherv2/: . Even though they did theirs over a year ago.1.Do you sleep naked?
Nope.
2. Do you sleep with socks on?
Sometimes. Especially in the winter.
3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
At this point, alone. Maybe with someone when I get my life together.
4. Do you enjoy drama?
No.
5. Are you a manly man?
I wouldn't say so. Despite the beard and the blackjack.
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
Jeeze...uh, I guess that'd be my Dad when he came to visit on my birthday.
7. Small or large package?
Average, I guess. Six inches is average, right?
8. Are you short?
Nah, 6 feet 2 inches. I was taller than my first grade teacher.
9. Do you like somebody?
Kinda. But I assume she's either a lesbian or has a boyfriend. Or husband. Because that's how it works.
10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a girl?
...I don't think so. I can't remember. Facebook is more or less useless to me.
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
Only if we're talking "dirty to the point of being crusty." Then, yeah, it's time to change my outfoot (SEE WHAT I DID THERE?)
12. Do you think you’re conceited?
Conceit is a high opinion of oneself, right? If that's the case, no, very much the opposite.
13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
When I do, I just throw on a priest costume and wander aimlessly around Portland, ogling women.
14. Are you double jointed?
Only in my right thumb.
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
On the bathroom floor of my friend's apartment. After multiple Mad Jacks (a mixed drink consisting of Jack Daniels, Old Grandad and Wild Turkey). Don't drink more than one Mad Jack in a night.
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
Nope.
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
If there are, I haven't heard 'em.
18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
Just famous folks.
19. How many girls will read this just because it says "Boy Confessions"?
Seeing as only two people might read this at all, and they're both dudes, none.
[ ] I wear make up.
[X] I have cried in a movie theater.
[ ] I can brush my teeth without opening my mouth.
[X] I get jealous.
[X] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[ ] JUDE LAW FAG
[X] I love to laugh.
[ ] I like death/grind/black metal.
[X] I like rap. (SOME rap. Not most)
[X] I like techno. (Again, some)
[X] I like country.
[ ] I carry a purse. (It's called a man-bag!)
[X] I'd be lost without my computer.
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[ ] I own a boy band CD.
[X] I get bored watching football.
[ ] I've never been called a spoiled brat. (When I was a child)
[X] Girls are confusing.
[ ] I've been called a bad influence
[ ] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.
Come on fellas, be truthful!
1. What color is your underwear?
Light blue.
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired girls?
Dark. Unless she has a tomboyishly short haircut. Then it don't matter.
3. Are you currently frustrated with a girl?
Not at the moment.
4. What's one thing a girl can do to make you like them?
Be weird. Or at least find my own weirdness somewhat charming, as opposed to just plain creepy.
5. Do you have a best friend?
Yes.
6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
For six years straight.
7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
No.
8. Do you like your life?
Hate it. Hate almost everything about it.
10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a girlfriend from you?
Never had a girlfriend, so that's a complete non-issue.
11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Pool, no. Lake, yes.
12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
Males.
14. Have you ever slapped anybody in the face?
Only myself.
15. What are your biggest fears?
Remaining what I've turned into.
16. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Plenty.
17. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Big time.
18. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?"
No. People CAN change, hard as it is to believe. I think the people who say "Once a cheater, always a cheater" are always the ones who've been cheated on and are too jaded to think otherwise.
19. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
Lots of times. But it's fleeting.
20. Do you ever wish you were famous?
Nah.
21. Are you currently missing someone?
Kinda.
THIS GIRL OR THAT GIRL? PICK ONE:
Cowgirl or Gangster?
Cowgirl.
Preppy or Punk?
Punk. Hate the music, love the style. Mmm...mohawk girls...
Face or Body?
Face.
Good cook or take you out a lot?
Let's see...I'll have to go with takes me out on this one. I love dining out, and hell, if she can afford it...
Sweet or sexy?
Both.
Armani or Abercrombie?
Goodwill.
Contacts or glasses?
Either.
I'm so tired it hurts.
Posted 13 years agoHow the hell did I manage to fuck up my life so badly? Why has every decision I've made these last few years been the wrong one? Why did I let myself degenerate into a pathetic, drunken failure? I could have been so much more. I SHOULD be so much more, but I've been nothing but weak and stupid.
I wish I was dead, but I haven't got the guts to see a suicide through. I hate everything about my life and who I've become, but I can't seem to make it right.
Guess I'll pop another sleeping pill. Maybe dream that I have a life worth living.
I wish I was dead, but I haven't got the guts to see a suicide through. I hate everything about my life and who I've become, but I can't seem to make it right.
Guess I'll pop another sleeping pill. Maybe dream that I have a life worth living.
Another free raffle
Posted 13 years agoThis time provided by Bonne.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3847245/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3847245/
Free character art raffle by AbelsWord (for another hour)
Posted 13 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3831845/
I would have entered earlier, but I JUST found out about it.
I would have entered earlier, but I JUST found out about it.
A conversation between Rhett McDunn and Randall Flagg
Posted 13 years agoRhett: "Fuck you, and fuck your horseshit. The assholes who made my life hell? Your average American doesn't even know who the fuck they are. They're just well-dressed pigs, pretending to care about the patch of land they were born in. A whole country- as full of worthless shitheads as it is - doesn't deserve to pay for what a few greedy cowards did. So my answer is: fuck off, Mr. Flagg."
Flagg: "...Do you have any idea who you're talking to?"
Rhett: "I know exactly who I'm talking to. And your true name doesn't mean shit to me."
Flagg: "Heh. You're an uppity critter, aren't you?"
Rhett: "I'm old, I'm drunk, and I'm pissed off at just about everything. Deities included."
Flagg: "...Do you have any idea who you're talking to?"
Rhett: "I know exactly who I'm talking to. And your true name doesn't mean shit to me."
Flagg: "Heh. You're an uppity critter, aren't you?"
Rhett: "I'm old, I'm drunk, and I'm pissed off at just about everything. Deities included."
Art raffle by PhantoMinus
Posted 13 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3706013/
Check it out. I only heard about PhantoMinus a few minutes ago, but he seems quite talented.
Check it out. I only heard about PhantoMinus a few minutes ago, but he seems quite talented.
Bonne's doing free headshots
Posted 13 years agoGet to know me meme
Posted 13 years agoStolen from DemonNyuu, KaijuMorpher, uh...that other guy...always wears a shirt?
1. How tall are you?
6'2"
2. Natural hair color? (if you can remember it)
Brown
3. What about eye color?
Brown
4. What orientation are you?
Pansexual. Give me your toaster. And your teeth.
5. What do you do in your spare time?
Roam aimlessly through Portland, ME.
6. What's your job?
Live-in caregiver for an elderly woman.
7. What's one thing you like about yourself?
I've managed to talk several friends out of suicide.
8. Alright, now what about something you dislike about yourself?
Almost everything. But especially my drinking problem.
9. What's some things your friends noticed about you when they first met you?
"Jesus, this guy looks like an Amish hobo."
10. Of what faith/religion are you(if any at all?)
Lovecraftian-Discordian Thelemite.
11. Do you drink?
I've been an alcoholic for seven years, but I've been sober for over a month, so...yay?
12. Do you smoke?
Just weed. And not nearly often enough.
13. What are your fears?
Dying before I hit 30.
14. What are your dreams/goals?
To feel like a human being instead of a trainwreck on two legs.
15. Ever had any crushes/ex's in the past/present?
I was madly in love with a girl for six years, but it was, naturally, unrequited. I've pretty much accepted that I'll die alone.
16. Who's your best bud?
Noby (Madoran23) and Blake.
17. Alright, you got the cravin' for munchies, what'cha reachin' for?
Pickle chips.
18. Favorite drink?
Alcoholic: Absinthe, hard cider, anything from Flying Dog Brewery.
Non-alcoholic: Orange soda, grape soda, ginger ale, Mountain Dew.
19. Favorite color?
Purple.
20. If you had any super power, what would it be?
The ability to travel through multiple universes.
21. Favorite movie?
Fight Club, There Will Be Blood.
22. Least favorite food?
Fish that ain't been fried, lima beans, zucchini.
23. Quick! You have only one meal left before you die!!! What is it?
A large Greek olive and pepperoni pizza, buffalo chicken tenders, poutine, and a bowl of my mother's chicken noodle soup.
24. What do you drive/wish you drove?
A red Honda Civic.
25. Most disliked bug?
Motherfucking mosquitoes.
26. Most hated pet peeves?
Morbidly obese people. YOU SUCK.
27. Dislike in life?
Do you have six hours?
28. Most annoying?
Again, do you have six hours? Seriously, I hate most things and people. All I really want is some liquor and time to forget that I live in this filthy world.
29. Most disliked TV show?
Some of the crap they put on Adult Swim. Give it up, Tim and Eric.
1. How tall are you?
6'2"
2. Natural hair color? (if you can remember it)
Brown
3. What about eye color?
Brown
4. What orientation are you?
Pansexual. Give me your toaster. And your teeth.
5. What do you do in your spare time?
Roam aimlessly through Portland, ME.
6. What's your job?
Live-in caregiver for an elderly woman.
7. What's one thing you like about yourself?
I've managed to talk several friends out of suicide.
8. Alright, now what about something you dislike about yourself?
Almost everything. But especially my drinking problem.
9. What's some things your friends noticed about you when they first met you?
"Jesus, this guy looks like an Amish hobo."
10. Of what faith/religion are you(if any at all?)
Lovecraftian-Discordian Thelemite.
11. Do you drink?
I've been an alcoholic for seven years, but I've been sober for over a month, so...yay?
12. Do you smoke?
Just weed. And not nearly often enough.
13. What are your fears?
Dying before I hit 30.
14. What are your dreams/goals?
To feel like a human being instead of a trainwreck on two legs.
15. Ever had any crushes/ex's in the past/present?
I was madly in love with a girl for six years, but it was, naturally, unrequited. I've pretty much accepted that I'll die alone.
16. Who's your best bud?
Noby (Madoran23) and Blake.
17. Alright, you got the cravin' for munchies, what'cha reachin' for?
Pickle chips.
18. Favorite drink?
Alcoholic: Absinthe, hard cider, anything from Flying Dog Brewery.
Non-alcoholic: Orange soda, grape soda, ginger ale, Mountain Dew.
19. Favorite color?
Purple.
20. If you had any super power, what would it be?
The ability to travel through multiple universes.
21. Favorite movie?
Fight Club, There Will Be Blood.
22. Least favorite food?
Fish that ain't been fried, lima beans, zucchini.
23. Quick! You have only one meal left before you die!!! What is it?
A large Greek olive and pepperoni pizza, buffalo chicken tenders, poutine, and a bowl of my mother's chicken noodle soup.
24. What do you drive/wish you drove?
A red Honda Civic.
25. Most disliked bug?
Motherfucking mosquitoes.
26. Most hated pet peeves?
Morbidly obese people. YOU SUCK.
27. Dislike in life?
Do you have six hours?
28. Most annoying?
Again, do you have six hours? Seriously, I hate most things and people. All I really want is some liquor and time to forget that I live in this filthy world.
29. Most disliked TV show?
Some of the crap they put on Adult Swim. Give it up, Tim and Eric.
Ah, hell, why not?
Posted 14 years agoYOU JUST WOKE UP NAKED IN BED NEXT TO ME..... using only 3 words, what would you say to me??
Note: If you comment, please copy and paste this as your journal, so I may comment on yours as well. Be a good sport.
Even though there's only one person who'll actually be notified about this...and I already commented on his...I'm bored, okay?
Note: If you comment, please copy and paste this as your journal, so I may comment on yours as well. Be a good sport.
Even though there's only one person who'll actually be notified about this...and I already commented on his...I'm bored, okay?
