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Traditional Artist | Registered: Jun 3, 2014 09:35
Hi.
I'm 5d9. I may or may not have a gallery elsewhere, who knows.
I'm not an anthro artist by any stretch, and definitely not a furry. I don't need to pretend to be something else or someone else to be happy with who I am. I do have some anthro/animal-based characters, which is the reason this profil exists in the first place.
I'm afflicted with a deadly condition known as "cynicism", which will claim me around the age 90 years old, if things go on this way.
I'm also afflicted with slight arrogance. Which, in all honesty, is much more likely to claim my life than cynicism. Then again, you never know.
Who is 5d9? Here, let me guide you through the basics:
My spirit animal is Craig Tucker from South Park.
I believe everyone should be treated equally, regardless of religion, sexual orientation, gender, age, skin colour, country of origin, etc. You should only be discriminated if your a deliberate asshole, or a deliberate imbecile (oftentimes the two are closely related)
If I was a wrestler, I know I'd spend an awful lot of time picking my theme song.
I'm brainier than brawny.
The only difference between myself and Tyler Perry is almost every single thing.
I draw with a push-pen on printing paper. Sue me.
I have at least all my teeth (or more?).
English is actually my second language. I know, right?
I'm genetically closer to the cat than the human being. It's a behaviour thing.
I'm actually not that arrogant and cynical IRL. At least, not all the time. Especially if you scratch the back of my head gently.
I'm 5d9. I may or may not have a gallery elsewhere, who knows.
I'm not an anthro artist by any stretch, and definitely not a furry. I don't need to pretend to be something else or someone else to be happy with who I am. I do have some anthro/animal-based characters, which is the reason this profil exists in the first place.
I'm afflicted with a deadly condition known as "cynicism", which will claim me around the age 90 years old, if things go on this way.
I'm also afflicted with slight arrogance. Which, in all honesty, is much more likely to claim my life than cynicism. Then again, you never know.
Who is 5d9? Here, let me guide you through the basics:
My spirit animal is Craig Tucker from South Park.
I believe everyone should be treated equally, regardless of religion, sexual orientation, gender, age, skin colour, country of origin, etc. You should only be discriminated if your a deliberate asshole, or a deliberate imbecile (oftentimes the two are closely related)
If I was a wrestler, I know I'd spend an awful lot of time picking my theme song.
I'm brainier than brawny.
The only difference between myself and Tyler Perry is almost every single thing.
I draw with a push-pen on printing paper. Sue me.
I have at least all my teeth (or more?).
English is actually my second language. I know, right?
I'm genetically closer to the cat than the human being. It's a behaviour thing.
I'm actually not that arrogant and cynical IRL. At least, not all the time. Especially if you scratch the back of my head gently.
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