*Darkness*
*A spotlight flips on, a single man stands on his own in the light, his back towards you*
*Music is heard, a slight trill of violins which starts softly but slowly rises until a piercing volume is reached*
*Explosions and drums and lights and fistbumping bootyshaking music pounds through the air as the man turns towards you with a sly smile*
*The man is me*

OH SHIT

HE'S BACK

ITS THE ONE, THE ONLY

okay im done with this joke. Hey all you lovely people who decided to watch me! I've been away for a while.... like all summer... probably longer.... and all I can say is Sorry. I didn't want to be gone this long but my living situation during the summer makes it hard for me to concentrate on awesome sexy yiffy porn drawings. But i'm soon moving back to university which means I get to procrastinate my education by drawing porn! YAAAAAY!! *childrens tears fall like rain* But yeah so... COMING THIS OCTOBER... PREPARE... TO... RIOT....(and drink punch) aaah i wish i wasnt so fucking lame