I dreamed I was a female snake of some kind (I think a python or anaconda)... Not really a furry, more like an animal that could take a human form at will... And I attended some sort of weird boarding school for animals like me. There wasn't much to do there, being under constant guard, so I found solace in the library. My favorite place to read there was the top shelf of the bookcases, and it was up there that I met him. I'm not sure what animal he was, I just knew his climbing ability rivaled mine. I think he was a brown spider monkey or something.

Day after day, we would read to each other on the top shelf. After a while we decided to sneak out for a night on the town. Que the romantic setting, music, and... I guess the lovemaking was just implied, as I don't really remember it. Sneaking back in, however was not quite so easy.

He climbed up a palm tree with godlike agility and rebounded off the top and soared over the wall, while I slithered under the gate. We had almost made it to the second wall when we realized we'd been discovered. Someone had spotted us breaking off from a field trip and warned the headmistress that we'd wandered off. The guards were waiting for us, a bright light shone upon us as I blacked out.

I woke up on a table, dazed and confused, as the headmistress pulled a strange bauble out from between my legs. I recoiled in shock as I recognized what it was: spermicide. Not just any spermicide, but the school's special blend, I could feel my anatomy convulsing as the monkey broke down the door and grabbed my hand. He held my hand as we ran away from the school, what we now knew far more sinister than just a school, and through the town. I could feel the flesh of my womb rotting and spasming and forming cancerous lesions as I ran, the pain forcing my body to partially transform in spasms as he urged me to keep moving...

and then I woke up.