[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
Yep.

[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
No; it's a creepy cocktail of bathroom chemicals with measured effects on the body, none of which sound even remotely worth the high.

[03] Abortion: for or against it?
Go for it. I just stipulate that a girl's parents be made aware of her having an abortion. If my parents had to be called in high school for me to get Tylenol, a lush's parents should be called for her to kill her fetus.

[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
Retarded question ahoy. No.

[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
I think you meant to ask if I SUPPORT the death penalty. Naturally I believe in it because there is documented evidence that it exists. I support it too. Get off your moral high horses and zap some people rather than keeping them on death row for decades. Do you know how much money I've paid just to keep Charles Manson alive in jail? Too much.

[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Jesus yes. It keeps the potheads from complaining anymore, but not only that, it takes business out of the hands of the scumbags who sell it at night the next neighborhood over. It's not nearly as dangerous as alcohol, which would be a better choice to illegalize than marijuana. You can do the research too; it's only illegal based on hysteria and xenophobia.

[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
For it. Marriage, as defined by our government, is the combination of your financial assets as well as guaranteeing your partner certain priveleges, like the decision of whether to pull the plug if you're in a coma. Sex is sex and legalese is legalese, and nary shall the two cross.

[08] Do you believe in God?
No.

[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Marriage is essentially a religious function. I am against all government marriages, though I plan on getting one if I can just so I have the rights I listed in question seven. Really, marriage SHOULD be a purely religious thing and if you're not religious or the church doesn't want to marry you for whatever reason, just don't sweat it. It shouldn't be a social requirement.

[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
Yeah I hate them damn immigrants with their foreign English language and foreign Christian religion. Sorry, I was paraphrasing a Cherokee several hundred years ago. What was the question?

[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
I think she should put it back where she found it and tell an adult.

[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
I think that it should go back down to eighteen. Ever since the drinking age was raised to 21, the amount of alcohol related fatalities has gone UP because eighteen year olds are drinking anyway illegally. The problem is, if someone's had too much, there's nowhere they can go for help because they're underage.

[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
Saddam's dead, the insurgents are routed. No reason to stick around anymore.

[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
Urgh, let us retain SOME semblance of natural selection. Humanity has kicked nature's ass pretty hard by breeding to the point that even our weakest have next to no chance of dying in any first world country. We should never cross the boundary where we FORCE people to remain alive who clearly don't want to. I agree, though, that assisted suicide is dangerously close to murder and even if it were legal, people who assist in suicide would probably be arrested on murder charges.

[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
I'm a better person for having been spanked as a kid. At college, I've seen what happens to the kids who were never spanked. They join sororities, whore around, drink too much, then cry when they get an STD, pregnant, or both.

[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
Absolutely. America is founded on personal freedom, which includes the right to burn American iconography. I would burn an American flag not as an act of hate, but as a celebration of the individuality and freedoms that it represents.

[17] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
Of course they will. Fear shouldn't keep us from being vocal about our opinions.