[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?

Why else would I be taking this survey?

[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized, and become a strung-out, whithered hust of a man/woman you are now?

No, I would never get into the heavy stuff.

[03] Abortion: for or against it?

I'm against it, because in my opinion as soon as conception starts, there is a life inside you.

[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?

No, I AM female! And I think they'd do a much better job, actually.

[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?

Umm, I don't think people should kill other people. It says in the Bible that thou shalt not kill, and I think that applies. Why don't you just sentence them to life in prison?

[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?

Nahh, it makes the user a lifeless waste of space.

[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?

Well, it's not for me, but I won't get on anyone's case if they have sex.

[08] Do you believe in God?

I do.

[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?

Yes, love is love.

[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?

Yeah, they should just get citizenship instead of taking of jobs.

[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?

I think she should, and have her parents take care of it while she continues her education.

[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?

No. Eighteen-year-olds aren't mature enough to handle the responsibility.

[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?

Duh.

[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?

If a person wants to kill themselves, they should have the guts to do it themselves.

[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?

If what they did was uncalled for, yes. It teaches them not to do it again. They'll want to avoid the pain.

[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?

Yes, simply because I don't care for our government anyway. It's just a stupid flag.

[17] Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?

Since Obama is president, he would. I mean, I already liked him better than McCain anyway.

[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?

I'm not afraid of being judged; it's about time I be myself. And if people don't like that, then tough. The only person to read this will probably be Tluthal anyway.

[19] The President has been kidnapped by NINJAS! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President??

Um...no. Haha.