What? A PROFILE? What is this MADNESS?

This is FUR AFFINITY, mother phucker. We're all business here. FURRY business.
So go get on your bike and and head back the way you came before I lose control and fuck-you.

Not even kidding. What? I need to REPEAT myself? Well take off your pants and I'll reiterate while I penetrate your belly-button. Sexually.
But really, is there any other sort of penetration?

.. well I guess you wouldn't make love by penetrating the partner with a bullet.
-I think we've all learned something today.

- - - - -

Naw, I'm kidding. Distiller gots jokes.
I'm as friendly as a drunken father on the holidays and as cuddly as a familiar pillow from your childhood.
Of course, in both cases it depend on where you come from and who you are. Quite possibly, what you might be into as well.

Keep that healthy piece of advice under your hat. It's a present to you.
You share it with someone? Well I can promise you one thing. Santa won't be visiting you this year.
-on the account of me burning your house down.
...
So. -wait. That's two things I can promise you.


And that's the skinny of it.

My name is Distiller.
And I'll be telling you stories today.
(Smilesmile!)

(I've been drowning myself in video games on the 360 lately. Mainly Left For Dead. Come join me, won't you?)
Gamertag: Anarchy Horizon