My muse comes to me, as she often does, in dreams.

The sole reason for this is that I can never remember my dreams when I wake up.

But not this time... HA! TAKE THAT BITCH! I ACTUALLY WROTE IT DOWN! I DID! HAHAHAHAHAA!!

Anyways, the advice that I'm sure she didn't really want me to remember, and I am so going to rub it in her face that I actually do, will make the story completely awesome in a certain literary effect.

She's still not helping me write porn, but whatever. She's just a prude is all.

Anyways, the advice also calls for... a complete rewrite of what I do already have. Trust me though, for those 3 of you that are paying attention to this, it will be totally worth it when all is said and done. And it just might be freaking good enough to publish afterwards - for that though I'll need lots of constructive critique and possibly even help editing.

Also, please throw me requests for stuff so I can get better - all I ask is that you (constructively [optional]) critique the snot out of the stuff you request me for.

So, who's up and excited for the new rewrite? WHO'S EXCITED TO READ (hopefully) GOOD STUFF! AND HELP ME MAKE IT EVEN AWESOMER?! HOO-AH!!!!!!!!!1!