read these with music for 140% immersion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDDX2m_vd-g
YO YO YO my name is Ashkaan! i am one of the last cowboys of the wild west of the internet! welcome to my corner of this website! I am a monochrome cheeto that enjoys size tomfoolery ^w^

frens :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
 yamahargx603a this HONSE right here loves cars, guns and is literally 'MURICA! fun guy in voice chats :)
 hugelazypanda i send him heresy to the italian culture and in return i learn new swear words!
 Another_Scrub ask him about bugs, you'll get a PHD about it after talking to him :)
 alex998 we both drive Chebureks with cardboard and neon lights on GTAO and have tracksuits with the stockless AK-47 gun. we ride together! we drive by suka's together!
 railjunkey he is many things, Alicorn, macro, married (the only one in this list that gets bitches) but he is first and foremost H O R N Y! if you think a sentence can't be turned to a sexual innuendo, he will find a way!
 vestawolf me fr fr ong (hungarian edition)
 Tzogeran he likes white wine, sits on a throne, has fancy glasses. i think he might be the king of liechtenstein!
 B-york dis B O R B right here is a gaymer! the knowledge he has about birds is so much he could talk about it for 8 hours and that will just be the surface!
 BanterGhost his wargame:red dragon skills are too high! plz nerf
 thb886 he likes math if it's horny!
 bkj he knows about electrical stuff and his bess fren is an eel. i sense a connection!
 Gnar_Flamer this is said fren of above, he is chaos! 13/10
 yolo_45 this HOE thinks he can learn more languages than i do! UNACCEPTABLE! ill defeat and slaaaay dis kweeeeeeeen! >:3
 ZefferCat I was a clone of his! I will expirience everything he has till now in the future!:oooooo

more frens coming soon :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I'm iranian. That means I will sell you de best karpet :)