PAY ME TO DRAW STUFF FOR YOU:

For $1, I'll draw anything you want. It won't be good. You will not like it.

For $5. again, I'll draw anything you like. It still won't be good, but I won't deliberately try to piss you off.

For $25, I'll do a con badge. Like, an actual physical thing; none of this digital bullshit. I'll even try to make it look cool! You want like some sort of soviet propaganda style? Can do. Rock poster style? Gotcha covered. Cubo-futurist sparkle-dog? Why not? Let's do this.

Anything more complex, float me a message and we can talk. Remember: I'm to poor to say "no."