1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
The couch. Couches are soft and have pillows <:
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
Better than the last, not that good though. It got incredibly awkward when I was giving him a blowjob.
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
SHIT I DONT FUCKING KNOWWW </3
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
Seeing the significant other take it out :p
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
In goddamn public, my ex kept fantasizing about it
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
Our condom broke
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
This one goddamn vore comic that my friend's sona was in.
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
Not really into that shit, I do like collars though sort of. I have one along with a chain leash somewhere...
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
Kissing my neck or doing stuff on cam
10: Top or bottom?
I am a bottom butt
11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
One of my Ex's and I were about to have sex but then my dad came upstairs and we ended up watching a movie XD
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
No. 2 or more, I can go for 10 <;
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
MY BAD DRAGON DILDO
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
Hmm... this probably doesn't count but I guess slut?
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
I love everything about oral. It is great and fantastic and great. I am totally down for that shit (if you're not some random stranger or weirdo). I guess the downside is dick hair or pubes, things like that are turn offs and make me want to die.
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
Oh man, my old ex would pressure me into sticking a hairbrush handle in my ass so we could pretend to have anal over cam. I really don't mind doing things over cam, but it was painful and I didn't gain any pleasure from it at all ;__;
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
Of course. It's not bad, like a bitter-ish taste with a little bit of a metallic aftertaste. My previous partners had told me that they really liked it.
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
No!!! Go on yahoo answers a bunch of people whine that they still got their girl pregnant even after they pulled out.
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
My current English teacher, I wouldn't flat out BANG HIM ON THE SPOT but he's pretty attractive.
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
Sometimes I'll randomly crave chocolate when doing stuff...
21: How big is too big:
6in and super girthy was way too big for me for my first time, thankfully I've had some practice with my David, but I'm still nervous if I'll have a night where I'll have to take in a 7-8in dick ahhhhh
22: One sexual thing you would never do:
Anal. Fuck that.
23: Biggest turn on:
Seeing the person I like with their D chillin outside their fly c: or hearing them moan uguu
24: Three spots that drive you insane:
Neck, g-spot, touching mah titties
25: Worst possible time to get horny
On a trip with family :[
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
Yessss! Yes yes yes yes I cannot stress that enough. That is the number one thing I must hear or else I'll feel sad :c
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
Jerking off my neighbors dog
28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
Until you feel numb there
29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
That my vagoo didn't smell like tomatoes and subway unlike my friend's ex.
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32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
Someone I like, I don't exactly enjoy it as much when doing it with a friend
33: What your favorite part of your body:
My tits are huge. You don't even understand
34: Favorite foreplay activities:
When he lightly strokes my sides or thighs ahh. Kissing is really good foreplay too c;
35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
Love>Sex. Ye
36: What do you wear to bed?
Nothing!
37: When was the first time you masturbated:
Very first first time (clit stuff) was when I was 3. I did that for YEARS
I was 12 i did vagoo stuff and I didn't understand anything. It wasnt pleasurable at all :(
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
I used to! I did make a video recently but I thought it was dumb and erased it. But now that I think about it, I do have an audio recording of me playing around with my David. Oh man I was so drunk!
Fun fact: my moaning sounds like anime D;
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
Nope! But me and one of my Ex's talked about it
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
Yes!
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
Not really :o
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
Hair brush handle! I used that for over a year
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
I almost masturbated at school but I chickened out
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
NO LOL. I get terribly airsick
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
Nothing with lyrics. But I sucked dick when a song was playing in the Lorax :(
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
Person I like shirtless <:
47: Most attractive celebrity?
That Thor guy
48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
I hate lesbian stuff, vaginas are gross. All gay porn is pretty cool, but I never watch it because it's hard to find good porn lol
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
Dead
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
I don't believe so
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
Gore :(
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54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
I don't really like them that much...
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
Two thumbs up. Welcome to the cool kids club, I am your host.
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
I don't fucking know
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
lol
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
YES I have a small medium firmness David from bad dragon. I've had it since June and it has changed my life.
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
LOL
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
A little
61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
When I was a little younger I wanted to be a prostitute </3
62: Do you watch porn?
Sometimes, I can't find anything good :(
63: How small is too small?
5 inches. Fuck that
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
Of course, just because of my interests. I'm really used to it but I still hurts, I'm always worried that I'll never be in a relationship because some people think that...
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
My friend erick. No lol
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
Yeeeeee
67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
No downsides if you're a girl ~
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
Yes, urgh it's so gross....
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70: Booty or Boobs?
Boobs!
71: If you had a penis/vagina, what would you name it?
George
72: Have you ever been on an official date?
I guess, the most serious dates that I've been on were with me and my online ex.... He would plan something special on a Friday for both of us
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
My Internet ex, I was so desperate to get away from him (I told him I was breaking up with him countless times) that I dated 2 other guys
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
Giselle or something Greek
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
Fuck noooo
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77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
;_;
78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?
I would masturbate. Play around with it. Slap it on things. Stick it in things. And try to get a blow job :]