Well, long story short, I couldn't find dolphin hookers today. For shame, all of you!
Of course, after discovering that albino black dolphins are barbie-pink...
well, "pink albino dolphin schoolgirl being raped by a lesbian shark dominatrix" was the only thing any sane person could think.

So... I'd outright commission said pic - if i had any money - but i figured, hey, somebody's gonna run out of ideas. Plus I can write some; I'd be happy to do some sort of story-trade-thing. Hell, I don't know, I don't pay much attention to anything; I'm just here for the porn =D.

Speaking of which, I should get around to actually writing something on here. ...well, homework's been light, maybe I'll get on that...