after asking around a fair bit, i found out what i'm "supposed" to put here

i hold up the line in starbuck's so i can order a "large, not a fucking venti".
i write notes on the tables at McDonald's' in ketchup for the next person to sit down.
i have a Monet next to a poster of two chimps hugging. and i think they compliment each other.
the most valuable thing in my apartment is the computer, after that - the apple juice in my fridge.
my goal in life is to develop a consistent and lasting goal in life.

some men hunt for sport, others hunt for food, the only thing i'm hunting for, is an outfit that looks good...

went to boo at the zoo last year, noticed some dude in a red-dragon suit. was awesome. and now i'm here. i won't bore you with the details. well, i already have, so i guess i mean i wont bore you with FURTHER details... unless that's what you want... is that what you want?

further details:

<Research Psychology Major (in progress)
<Extremely heterosexual. Like, put Freddie Mercury, Neil Patrick Harris and sir Ian McKellen together - kind of heterosexual.
<Extremely Canadian - what's the coldest city in Canadia, children??
<Neuroticism and Introversion have never been so perfectly epitomized, or self-observed.
<Left nut readily donatable in exchange for a live Andrew Bird performance in my apartment.
<My friends call me the Wizard of Oz (ha. inside joke. haha.)

come for the malignancy, stay for the pointless drugs.