So today I was busy disposing of  zfqfmib, a henchwoman who's incompetence had finally pushed me to throw her into a vat of caustic soda to be converted into glue. As it so happens she was rather opposed to this and yelled and splashed a lot. This caused several drops of the 20% NaOH solution to land on my person without my knowledge.

As it turns out this does precisely bupkiss to you, a few of my plentiful arm hairs fell out and I was a little itchy. From this I have lost my fear of concentrated alkalis. Only strong acids remain.


Also,  zfqfmib is dead now and never coming back. I shall be managing what remains of her pitiful affairs for the foreseeable future, also stealing her art. what's she gonna do? haunt me?