Free Palestine
Death to the empire

+++ Personal Info +++

Name: Moss
Pronouns: it/its.
Classification: robot and / or horrible beast
Initialization date: ??/MAR/2000
Current emotion being emulated: the ocean doesn't want me today
Most recent project it worked on: Soul For Hire

+++ Impersonal Info +++

The Weather: No Children (The Mountain Goats) (I am singing it way too loud at 2 AM)
Question Of The Day: what
Soup Of The Week: water
Kobold Of The Month: this kobold is being added to the A register
Wheel Of The Year: ???

+++ Warning stickers that can be found pasted on Moss's chassis +++

NOTICE: This unit is unstable! Direct user-to-unit interaction may result in such unwanted behaviors as freezing, crashing, or infodumping for 3 hours about whatever topics are in its short-term memory. If you value your time, avoid discussions of puzzle games, conlangs, speculative biology projects, and the collected works of Sir Terry Pratchett when you are inside the unit's audio detection range.
WARNING: This unit is malfunctional! This unit regularly exhibits self-destructive behaviors when left unattended. If you do not wish to see these behaviors, give the unit a task to complete.
DANGER: This unit wishes it were dead. It wants you to help it fulfill this wish. Do not listen to it.