Insane Test:

[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting you"
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks
[X] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blonde.

so far: 5

[ ] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[X] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[X] You just sang them to make sure. (long time ago)
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.

so far: 8

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling.

so far: 10

[X] You have fallen asleep in class.
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[X] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.

so far: 14

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[X] You have eaten a bug accidentally...
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[X] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

so far: 18

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[X] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[X] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

so far: 21

[ ] The word “um” is used frequently.
[ ] You don’t know what “um” means.
[ ] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 21
Now you multiply it by 4 for your score
= 84%
And write that you're --% Insane