Well, I suppose this is where you'd like to know a bit about me, so I'll try to keep this short and bitter.

-I have two fursonas, their names are Cyanide and Lithium. You may call me either and I will answer. You will not get my real name unless we've known each other for quite a while.

-I fancy myself as an amateur writer. People have said I have talent, so I may start producing short stories when the mood strikes me.

-I am cynical, bitter, and have a low tolerance for stupidity.

-I don't message people a lot, but I usually don't mind when people message me. Just don't get clingy, it's off-putting.

-At one point, I whored around for art a lot. I try not to do this any more. I'm well aware of just how much artists get pestered by stupid people to give them free things, so I limit my requests quite a bit. I generally won't sneer at gift art, though.

-I can be a grammar nazi when I come across those that obviously have no respect for the English language. Totes, jux, u, r, grrl, gurl, jst, and so forth are not words. Please refrain from using them. I know this isn't your high school English class and I'm not your professor, but you're not doing yourself any favors by disregarding the difference between "your" and "you're." That said, I likely won't mention it unless you happen to be especially obnoxious about it; I prefer to lead by example.

-Have a question, need help with something, or just want someone to listen? There is a chance I can help to some degree. I enjoy helping my friends; it's what we're for, after all.

-Steampunk things are pretty cool.

-So is Kraken rum.

-Pen-and-paper role-playing games are too. Pathfinder, DC Adventures, Shadowrun(4th edition), are a few games I enjoy. If you need some help with rules or kicking around story/character ideas, hit me up! I love talking about things like that.

-I'd like to learn American Sign Language(or ASL). If you happen to give lessons or know someone that does, please don't hesitate to contact me with the relevent information!

-My skype name is in one of those boxes on the right side of the page, but please let me know who you are before you decide to add me. I turn away random contact requests.

-I do a bit of online role-playing here and there, or I did at one time anyway. Feel free to suggest we find some pen-shaped masks if you'd like to give it a shot, though.

Two last things:

The English language is not a raid boss. It does not drop epic loot. It does not give you experience points. STOP KILLING IT!

Censorship is telling a man he can't have steak because a baby can't chew it.