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Hey all!
I'm Darius Nisayer, an Australian Dingo / Yellow Lab mix with a fondness for Norse/Viking mythology.
I enjoy rock climbing, head skritches, practical combat re-enactments, and my hat. It's an awesome hat.
I'm mated to
kitaline and currently den in Seattle, WA.
I'm a bit of a writer at times, and enjoy skewering myself, to which I am now at 6 piercings and 4 tattoos. The tattoos are posted up in my gallery.
I am a known fan of vore, biting, and being diabolically evil to unsuspecting passerbys. I have also become scarily intrigued by a lone potato sitting on a rock or anything shiny, especially if it makes noise.
I need to get a sketch/commission of myself at some point, but haven't gotten around to it yet... oh well.
I'm Darius Nisayer, an Australian Dingo / Yellow Lab mix with a fondness for Norse/Viking mythology.
I enjoy rock climbing, head skritches, practical combat re-enactments, and my hat. It's an awesome hat.
I'm mated to
kitaline and currently den in Seattle, WA.I'm a bit of a writer at times, and enjoy skewering myself, to which I am now at 6 piercings and 4 tattoos. The tattoos are posted up in my gallery.
I am a known fan of vore, biting, and being diabolically evil to unsuspecting passerbys. I have also become scarily intrigued by a lone potato sitting on a rock or anything shiny, especially if it makes noise.
I need to get a sketch/commission of myself at some point, but haven't gotten around to it yet... oh well.
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Recent Journal
Hijacked from Kwan!
14 years ago
1. Is there anyone on your Watch list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
I'm not a morning person unless you're offering sex to wake me up. As such, they all work.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The wall side, which usually ends up being the left side.
4. Do you masturbate?
Yes.
5. How often? Lately?
Two or three times biweekly seems the best way of phrasing that answer. That is the current ratio, so lately would be a response of yes. Before I had an active sex life, it was closer to 3-4 per week.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Not yet. I've done so for food though.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Shower, yes. Need a larger tub for bath sex
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
I read more than watch, but pictures are often better than video IMO. That might be because it is hellacious to make a good vore flick, but there's always lovely stories.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I prefer the aggressive sub in bed. I like being the dom, but I like getting a good fight for my position.
11. Do you love someone on your Watch list?
Yes.
12. Do you know all the people on your Watch list?
No.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Bondage, that collar Kitaline wears, and teeth.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yes
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
I don't classify in the way of more/less romantic much when it comes to a location, instead I go off situations and conversations. Going by the norms though, I'd say a bed.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Car or pool. First is a bitch with positioning, second is just a fun feeling of weightlessness.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Caught, no. Gigglingly embarrassed at someone walking in or calling during or just afterwards, yes.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Never successfully.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes and No, respectively.
24. What's your sexuality?
Heterosexual, but I like hitting on the boyfriends of my female friends to see what will get them to quail or respond in entertaining styles.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Not yet/
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes, shower sex does count within this.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
I've had webcam stripteases occur for me while at work, but not sex.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes. They only sold clothing, porn, toys, and whatnot. Where can I buy an adult?
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Cuffs, bindings, gag, straight jacket, and rope.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Refer to #30.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yes and yes.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Not out loud.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Nope
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Once. It was uninteresting to put it mildly.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Yes, though I try to use it as a foreplay round if it's going to occur.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Standing reverse missionary? Not sure on the best name, but that seems an apt description.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Receiving? Oral. Giving? Fingering while biting.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Dakota will just to yell PENIS at least once.
Yes
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
I'm not a morning person unless you're offering sex to wake me up. As such, they all work.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The wall side, which usually ends up being the left side.
4. Do you masturbate?
Yes.
5. How often? Lately?
Two or three times biweekly seems the best way of phrasing that answer. That is the current ratio, so lately would be a response of yes. Before I had an active sex life, it was closer to 3-4 per week.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Not yet. I've done so for food though.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Shower, yes. Need a larger tub for bath sex
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
I read more than watch, but pictures are often better than video IMO. That might be because it is hellacious to make a good vore flick, but there's always lovely stories.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I prefer the aggressive sub in bed. I like being the dom, but I like getting a good fight for my position.
11. Do you love someone on your Watch list?
Yes.
12. Do you know all the people on your Watch list?
No.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Bondage, that collar Kitaline wears, and teeth.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yes
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
I don't classify in the way of more/less romantic much when it comes to a location, instead I go off situations and conversations. Going by the norms though, I'd say a bed.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Car or pool. First is a bitch with positioning, second is just a fun feeling of weightlessness.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Caught, no. Gigglingly embarrassed at someone walking in or calling during or just afterwards, yes.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Never successfully.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes and No, respectively.
24. What's your sexuality?
Heterosexual, but I like hitting on the boyfriends of my female friends to see what will get them to quail or respond in entertaining styles.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Not yet/
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes, shower sex does count within this.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
I've had webcam stripteases occur for me while at work, but not sex.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes. They only sold clothing, porn, toys, and whatnot. Where can I buy an adult?
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Cuffs, bindings, gag, straight jacket, and rope.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Refer to #30.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yes and yes.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Not out loud.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Nope
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Once. It was uninteresting to put it mildly.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Yes, though I try to use it as a foreplay round if it's going to occur.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Standing reverse missionary? Not sure on the best name, but that seems an apt description.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Receiving? Oral. Giving? Fingering while biting.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Dakota will just to yell PENIS at least once.
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Canine
Favorite Music
Metal
Favorite TV Shows & Movies
Matrix, Dragonheart
Favorite Games
I'm a WoW addict.
Favorite Gaming Platforms
PS2
Favorite Animals
Canine, Feline, Draconic
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YouTube, Eka's, Facebook
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Sushi
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Luis Royo, Strega
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