This is my coffee. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My coffee is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My coffee, without me, is useless. Without my coffee, I am useless. I must drink my coffee true. I must drink straighter than my enemy who is trying to out drink me. I must out drink him before he out drinks me. I will...
My coffee and I know that what counts in life is not the cups we drink, the noise of our slurp, nor the kind we make. We know that it is the caffine that counts. We will drink...
My coffee is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its grinds, its cup, its flavor and its arouma. I will keep my coffee near and ready, even as I am near and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God, I swear this creed. My coffee and I are the defenders of my workplace. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is mine and there is no enemy, but peace!