I have to wonder sometimes what's going on with this world, I truly do, and it makes me madder then a one legged hooker trying to do a table hop. I look at the news, online, on tv, in the paper, it doesn't matter, all of it is ball suckling bad, and it just makes me think, I could NEVER be president. My policy would be "Fuck it". My closing statement for my inaugural address? Fuck it. Taxes are too high? Fuck it. Just generally fuck it, it doesn't matter what it is, it's going to be fucked.



Iran's having another civil war? Fuck it.
Economy is shit? Fuck it!

I don't care if it's important, I don't want to deal with it, the rule will be fuck it, taxes would be payable in banana peels, except for the rich 1 percenters who would pay taxes by literally EATING MY SHIT! Wars would be settled by dick swinging competitions, so basically exactly like it is done now. Foreign policy would be ran by Booker T who will just elbow drop anyone that decides to make a demand. The world would be a better place with Bunny for President, but I couldn't do it, because I would fucking donkey punch the first person to complain. What's that? Korea is making nukes? Donkey punch! IT'S SIMPLE! Everything can be solved by punching someone in the dick, it's so simple a caveman could do it, but maybe that's a bit too advanced for our current staff.

Here, go look at something cute, and remember, Bunny for President : https://www.furaffinity.net/view/12578148/