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Honey Badger don't care! a little about me:
- DC Badger -
Species: Honey Badger
Sex: Male
Born: Hoboken N.J.
Age: 28
Height and Weight: 5’10” 265 lbs
Sexual Preference: Bi-sexual prefers the ladies, lover of boobies and booty!
Body Type: Endomorph/Mesomorph body type
Profession: Dock worker
Occupation: Day Dreamer
Likes: Work, paychecks, sleeping, hunting, Root Beer and Birch Beer. Greek food, pizza, honey, seafood, mechanics, rugby, anything with that moves and goes fast enough to do something stupid with, lazing about, diners, traveling, movies, food, The Fuckening, Ripping the clothes of his partners, lingerie, Sows, Does, Bitches and Jills.
Dislikes: Snakes, dragons, being woken up, whiney people, hipsters, insanely fancy coffee, his hand falling asleep on him, failing to notice simple fixes and not having the right tool for the job aka being unprepared, being too tired for sex, running out of food, not having enough cash on hand, falling to budget properly and being to lazy to take the time to fix his own shit.
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Comments Earned: 63
Comments Made: 127
Journals: 2
Comments Made: 127
Journals: 2
Recent Journal
A little about me!
12 years ago
Full Name: Donte Culverton Badger
I stand a 5'10" and weight in at 265lbs. I was adopted by a loving Father Bear and Mother Jackalope and there fun loving family of aunts and uncles that took me in at a young age. Grew up in New Jersey, Pennsylvania and New York. Currently live in Coney Island, NY right across from the beech. Work down at the Port of New York/Jersey. Bosses like me down there because of my badger traits I can move 20 times my weight. In saying that thanks to those same traits I have a natural defense to poisons and venom. But dealing with it make me vary sleepy.
I enjoy sleeping and eating. I don't like people playing with my food. As for food I love Greek, Italian and Chinese food. Mmmmm..... food, Can't pass up a food cart on the way to work with out getting a kanish and a root beer. If I'm not passed out at home or busy at work you can catch me down at one of the many diners in New York people watching or catching a movie.
Single guy enjoy looking but never seem to get past the first date. A little shy when meeting new ladies but have no issue hanging with the guys. Love the girls and the guys but a nice pair of tits will get my attention more and fast. Sorry Bros!
That all for right now just wanted to toss something up here for fun.
Thanks for reading, DC-Badger
I stand a 5'10" and weight in at 265lbs. I was adopted by a loving Father Bear and Mother Jackalope and there fun loving family of aunts and uncles that took me in at a young age. Grew up in New Jersey, Pennsylvania and New York. Currently live in Coney Island, NY right across from the beech. Work down at the Port of New York/Jersey. Bosses like me down there because of my badger traits I can move 20 times my weight. In saying that thanks to those same traits I have a natural defense to poisons and venom. But dealing with it make me vary sleepy.
I enjoy sleeping and eating. I don't like people playing with my food. As for food I love Greek, Italian and Chinese food. Mmmmm..... food, Can't pass up a food cart on the way to work with out getting a kanish and a root beer. If I'm not passed out at home or busy at work you can catch me down at one of the many diners in New York people watching or catching a movie.
Single guy enjoy looking but never seem to get past the first date. A little shy when meeting new ladies but have no issue hanging with the guys. Love the girls and the guys but a nice pair of tits will get my attention more and fast. Sorry Bros!
That all for right now just wanted to toss something up here for fun.
Thanks for reading, DC-Badger
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Honey Badger
Favorite Music
Ska, Punk, Reggae
Favorite TV Shows & Movies
Hudson Hawk, Snatch, Crank, Rock N Rolla
Favorite Games
Deadspace 1 - 3
Favorite Gaming Platforms
PS3
Favorite Animals
Bears, Dire Wolfs, Badgers, Rabbits
Favorite Foods & Drinks
Pizza, Greek, Sandwiches
Favorite Quote
Chicks dig scars and victory last forever.
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