I am a bit of a derp. My social skills vary wildly from highly competent to completely tone deaf and I'm not so great at reading people, depending on the day.

So, in your interactions with me, please try to keep in mind that I'm not great at the talky-talky, chatty-chatty and tend to be pretty socially awkward. I'm also shy. That said, I'm not a twerp, d-bag, jerkface meany-mean-pants. That takes way too much effort and I don't like treating people that way; I don't want to be, so I won't do it to you.

This whole commissioning art thing is a very new thing for me. I only just got a PayPal for the first time, because I'm a derp and never saw the need for one until now. Since I have the means to commission art now and am financially stable, I'm finally able to do this! This thingy with the awkwardly asking artists to make beautiful art for me in exchange for The Monies!

I'm very forgiving. I don't think I'm hard to work with (if I am, pleeeeeease say something!). I like to see Artists be Artistic and take a little license and let their creativity flow-- my guidelines aren't really all that crazy-go-nuts.

So, that's me. Uh. How about you?