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<<This profile will be always in character. No i am not insane,this is merely for rp purposes. Do not take anything seriously, to do so would be foolish>>
Name: Herbert West
age:28
Occupation: Doctor/Scientist.
Name: Herbert West
age:28
Occupation: Doctor/Scientist.
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17 years agoAsk the Doctor... 10-11-08
Current mood: annoyed
Despite my best attempt to have my wandering assistant field all inquiries for me, he is alas, missing at the moment,I believe he's off terrorizing Gotham or other such nonsense for the moment and I find myself plagued with having to personally respond in consultation.
A matter of life and death
To the most brilliant of doctors...DR Herbert West
My parents were killed in a horrific of car accident by a drunken driver in january of 2006,i was in this vehicle but some how escaped without injury...or should i say injury no eye can see.
It was widely believed that my parents remains were incinerated in this most horrific accident but it is not so.
What i have done would be concidered by most quite a morbid and unnecessary act but i believe in your work good doctor...I know what you can do! for what i have done could not only bring me back a loved one but further your knowledge and gain you a reputation undreamed of....I could not save the remains of my parents ...as such, but i had gathered enough remains of both my parents that you could make a whole parent! and I have them frozen...in a freezer at my very home!
i implore you good doctor that you take a look at what i have saved in my my freezer... just think of what you and I could gain...I,a mother and a father in one creature! And you...Immortality!!
i am more than willing to fund more of your research but i believe this is a subject best spoken about in a private meeting or if you are willing at my humble home
I trust you will resond to my desperate letter
your faithfully
Innsmouth local
Dear Innsmouth local,
Please accept my condolence for your loss. As far as your injury that no eye can see, I can clearly see that you have experienced some form of brain related trauma as evidence by your written communication skills.
While I do hold high regards for your perseverance, there are numerous reasons why I cannot re-animate your partial and frozen parents into one functional being.
First and foremost, they are not fresh enough. My re-agent formulas work best on specimens of immediate decease.
Secondly, they are frozen. Freezer burn causes cellular decay, which cannot be undone.
Of third consideration is the fact that we are dealing with parts, which alone brings up numerous additional complications such as tissue rejection and uncertain neural connections, which, even with micro surgical procedures, may not be of functional repair.
I know there is a certain filmed documentary showing me parting together a single being, but I must admit to only having performed said task in a fruitless effort to keep one of my associates focused on the research at hand. Of course, the experiment was a failure, my creation having lasted less than an hour.
What I can do for you, is re-animate the parts. At that point you are free to connect them together as you will. I must warn you, however, that each part will have... how shall I say... it's own agenda.
Thank you for the invitation to your home, but I do not make house calls.
As far as immortality goes, I am continually working on improving my re-agent formula. When I have achieved the desired success, immortality will become an issue of choice. I am very close now.
Sincerely,
Herbert West, M.D.
P.S. - For this consult, I am charging you the fee of two Galapagos marine iguanas. The specimens should be alive and in perfect heath. Please arrange to have them delivered, properly contained, and left on my back porch.
Dear Doctor West,
My career recently died and I wondered if your reagent might be able to ressurect it.
Yours Disheveldly,
Lindsey Lohan
Dear Ms. Lohan,
This is absurd! I cannot re-animate, not only that which is not of the flesh, but also that, which is not there!
I recommend that you utilize your remaining finance to repeat any previously missed educational courses, and improve your skills in regards to the proper spelling of the English language.
You have wasted my valuable research time with this inquiry.
Sincerely,
Herbert West, M.D.
P.S. - For this consult, I am charging you the fee of one dozen timor monitor lizards. They should be in exemplary health, properly contained, and left on my back porch.
I find that as time goes on I get stupider questions.Jack really needs to step up and help out and stop playing silly idiotic games with a man who dress in tights.
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also, quit trying to turn my wife against me asshat -_-.