POISONS OF CHOICE
EF: A Fairy Tale of the Two
Inuyasha
Slayers
Rurouni Kenshin
Black Lagoon
Clannad
The Familiar of Zero
Chrono Crusade
Fate/Stay Night
Cowboy Bebop
Samurai Chamlpoo
Spice and Wolf


A woman accompanied her husband to his doctor's office. After his
checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office to speak to her
alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very rare but severe
disease, exacerbated by horrible stress. If you don't do the following,
your husband will surely die.

Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Always be pleasant, and make
sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal taking
extra care to make sure the food is fresh, natural, and has no
artificial additives. For dinner, the same applies: prepare an
especially nice meal, catering to the desires of his palate. Don't
burden him with chores, as this could further his stress. Don't discuss
your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse.

Try to relax your husband in the evening by wearing sexy lingerie,
giving him plenty of back rubs, and playing up to his fantasies. Allow
him to watch any of the team sporting events on television as often and
as long as he wants. And most importantly satisfy your husbands every
whim several times a week. If you can do this for the next 10 months to
a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the drive home, the husband quietly asked his wife, "What did the
doctor say to you?"

"You're going to die", she replied.