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Watcher | Registered: September 1, 2012 08:09:55 AM
BUMS. BUMS EVERYWHERE.
THIS IS MA NEW ACCOUNT, BEBS.
Anyways, as you can see, I'm a fox now. Not a UUUUUUUNNNNNNicorn.
Unicorns aren't cuddly, and foxes are my favourite, soooooo...
All ma frands had better follow me here OR I'LL...
Wrap you up in moist towelettes, wait until they are somewhat dry
then roll you towards a readied disposal unit
then I'll continue to roll you UP the disposal unit
and over the top of it and let you fall into the base.
THEN. I'll roll the bin to the ocean and push you off
a pier, with tears in my eyes for dramatic effect
while melancholy music plays softly in the background
and, using slow motion (because by this point, the
scenario has become a scene from a film), i will
push you over the edge of a pier and YOU WILL BE
AN OCEAN BIN DWELLER FOR ETERNITY.
PS. I love you a bit.
Now follow me, again!
AND OTHER PEOPLE TOO.
BECAUSE I LIKE FRIENDS.
A LOT.
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