[x] You've seen at least one anime. [Seriously? Seriously? Who hasn’t on this site?]
[x] You've read at least one manga. [Once again, who hasn’t?]
[ ] You watch anime/read manga on a regular basis [Not really. There’s a number of them I would like to watch and read though.]
[X] You think that anime and western cartoons are two separate things. [Yes. Different cultures and art techniques, different things.]
[ ] You're in anime club.
[ ] You've cosplayed at least once. [Not yet…]
[ ] You counted Halloween costumes from when you were a kid as cosplay.
[ ] You cosplay in public. [Again, not yet.]
[x] You've been to at least one anime convention. [AWA]
[ ] You cosplayed there. [Will be this fall.]
[ ] You traveled more than 200 miles to get there. [For an anime-con? Hell no. PAX? Sure.]
[x] You like Japanese food. [Any Asian food, but mostly Japanese steakhouses and Chinese take-out. Love ‘em.]
[ ] You like any of the following in particular: sushi, pocky, cheap ramen, ramune.
[x] You know that sushi isn't just raw fish. [Learned that just a second ago, but yes!]
[ ] You've made bento lunch.
[ ] You've made a charabento.
[ ] You go to the Asian shop on a regular basis.
[ ] You've actually been to Japan.
[ ] You've been to Japan solely for the anime, videogames or idols. [That would be so, so sad.]
[ ] You're learning/know Japanese.
[ ] You're learning it to watch anime without subtitles.
[ ] You have Japanese blood.
[ ] You CLAIM to have Japanese blood.
[ ] You're in love with a fictional character made by Japanese people. [Nope. Canadians made my one fictional love interest.]
[ ] You claim you're married to said fictional character. [That would be so creepy.]
[ ] Anime is so much better than western cartoons. [I hate this concept. Fucking weeaboos.]
[ ] You call all cartoons anime.
[ ] Anyone who hates anime is dead to you. [Again, this is very stupid. Dumbass high school kids.]
[ ] You call characters by their original Japanese names. [No thank you. I like English, thank you very much.]
[ ] You call characters by their romaji spelling
[ ] You defend Pearl Harbor. [How? I’m curious, actually. How does someone morally defend an attack like that? It’s hard to defend the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings (not to mention Dresden), but all of them are war crimes, practically.]
[ ] You think Pearl Harbor’s a new anime that just started airing in Japan. [If I met and spoke with a person who believed that, I would need to slap them.]
[ ] You think Japan is the greatest country on Earth. [There is no greatest country on Earth. There might be a worst one though. ]
[ ] You think that just because they make the best media. [Er? Sorry? The best media is from a Maryland game developer, a man originally from Pennsylvania, and Britian.]
[x] You listen to J-music. [Rarely. Maxum the Hormone’s good though.]
[ ] Exclusively.
[ ] You know that it's pronounced "Gakuto" and not "Gackt". [Who is this person?]
[ ] You can name all the Vocaloids. [What are these things?]
[ ] WITHOUT looking it up.
[ ] You like Hetalia. [Haven’t seen it. Like the idea though, and the cuteness.]
[ ] You think Japan is the best character.
[ ] You wear items of anime-related clothing in public.
[ ] You play only Japanese video games/watch Japanese shows/eat Japanese food. [Once again, this is the type of dumbass weeaboo shit that I hate. HATE. AM-style hate.]
[ ] You use Japanese honorifics. [I do not typically. I have used them when referring to a Japanese person though.]
[ ] To refer to yourself.
[ ] Your entire room is full of anime merchandise. [I actually have a pretty sparse bedroom. Two posters, two knick-knacks, I value function over style. ]
[ ] You changed your name to something Japanese. [Why change that which is perfect?]
[ ] Legally.
[ ] You want to give your kid a Japanese name. [No. My children shall bear the names Solomon, Gagarin, and Catherine.]
[ ] You want to name your kid after an anime character. [I’ll admit, I did once consider naming a child Link.]
[ ] You've considered having surgery to look oriental. [People do this!? By Sol, I knew weeaboos were idiots, but I didn’t know they had this much cash to blow. ]
[ ] You've had it done.
[ ] You stalk the Japanese exchange students. [That’s very creepy.]
[ ] You've been arrested for doing so. [Extraordinarily creepy.]
[ ] You use memes in daily conversation. [No, meme’s are like puns: A pauper’s humor, the plebian’s joke.]
[X] You watch abridged series. [Yes.]
[X] You get most of the jokes. [I was laughing most of the time, so I think I caught most of the jokes.]
[x] You use tildes while typing~ [Yes. … For private reason and only with a single person. Why should tildes only belong to idiots and dumbasses though? Don’t we all use sing-song tones in life?]
[ ] You use Japanese emoticons. [Er, on the keyboard, aren’t they all the same emoticons?]
[ ] You make attempt to Japanese sounding by the Engrish typing. [I’ve never attempted to type a Japanese-person-speaking-an-English-phrase, but I probably wouldn’t do it that way. It would seem… insulting.]
[ ] You claim you're Japanese on your dA/Facebook/Myspace/whatever. [No. I’m very happy with my muttish mix of Scot, English, French and Italian.]
[ ] You're not.
[ ] You're not even Asian.
[ ] If you're Asian, you think doing Japanese stuff helps you get in touch with your heritage.
[ ] And you're not even Japanese.
[ ] People call you a weeaboo. [I call others weeaboos.]
[ ] You prefer the term otaku. [I prefer the term weeaboo, it’s the more insulting. However, I do know that “otaku” is actually quite insulting in Japan. So why do people prefer this?]
[ ] You break out into Caramelldansen in public. [I haven’t, if I remember correctly. I totally would if the music came on though. I love that song. It’s Swedish though, not Japanese.]
[ ] You want to date a Japanese person. [I want to date a person. Not quite “any” person yet, my standards aren’t that low.]
[ ] No other nationality will do. [But I’ll take any nationality. Except maybe N. Korean.]
[ ] You watch Naruto. [No.]
[ ] You wear the headbands. [Damn highschoolers.]
[ ] Every day.
[ ] You're bitching at me because they're properly called "forehead protectors" [They are fucking headbands. “Forehead protectors”? Christ.]
[ ] You bought said headban- erm FOREHEAD PROTECTOR at Hot Topic.
[ ] You act out scenes from the show.
[ ] FFVII is the best game ever. [I haven’t played this game much, but I preferred IX.]
[ ] Sephiroth is yours. [Beat his ass is KH1, I did, so yeah that bitch is at my beck and call. Get yo ass in here, ho!]
[x] Kingdom Hearts is awesome. [Used to be. 2 wasn’t quite as awesome, then they just keep makin’ all these damn games I don’t give a shit about. Nomura! Make 3, fucker!]
[ ] AxelxRoxas is KAWAII DESU NE~~~!!1 [I am being fully honest right now. If I am speaking to someone and they unironically say this to me, I will choke them. I will have to choke them.]
[ ] You wish you owned a real Death Note. [No. If there’s a chance at an afterlife, I’d like to keep my shot.]
[ ] Touhou rocks your life. [There’s an artist named Tohofuhai here on FA. He’s cool.]
[ ] Anime dubs are the spawn of Satan. [I much prefer dubs, thank you very much. I prefer to hear things in English, not a foreign language. But I’ll take sub if the quality is that much different.]
[ ] Vic Mignogna is God. [Not God. Not even a god. But certainly a fine VA and a fine piece of ass.]
[ ] It's seiyu, not voice actor. [I just learned that seiyu is the Japanese word for “voice actor.” There’s no missing context or subtlety. It’s “voice actor.” I hate weeaboos. So much hate.]
[ ] You use Gratuitous Japanese all the time. [No, well, not exclusively Japanese. I use a lot of different “hello,” “yes,” and “no” words from a number of different languages which includes Japanese.]
[ ] You add "desu" to the end of every sentence [I think that might be a sign of rabies.]
[ ] The only thing you draw is anime. [I do not draw.]
[ ] You're taking an art course, and all you submit is anime. [I’m nearly finished with my core, actually. No art classes for me.]
[ ] All your friends also like anime. [All but one. She doesn’t dig the art style.]
[ ] You want to become a mangaka. [No. I am not an artist. I am an engineer. I want to help make a prosthetic arm with some dexterity in the fingers.]
[ ] In Japan.
[ ] Most of your manga/anime is hentai. [That would be so creepy. Twice as creepy when I stereotype most weeaboos as high school girls.]
[x] You know that "hentai" doesn't mean "porn" [The actual Japanese word means “pervert,” I think. Or some variant. “Perversion,” maybe. However, let’s face facts. In the US, hentai means smut.]
[ ] You write fanfics for English class. [Do people still do creative writing in English courses nowadays? I thought it was all literature analysis.]
[ ] Yaoi fanfics.
[ ] You know nothing about Japanese culture except for anime, videogames, idols, music, porn and schoolgirls. [I know a small amount of their religion, history, and some of their cultures mores.]
[X] Everyone says you have no life.
[ ] And it's true. [No one ever said they were right.]

Score: 13

Score:
0-10: You probably hate Japan. You're not a weeaboo at all, not even close.
10-20: You like SOME Japanese things but, still not a weeaboo.
20-30: At this stage you probably still hate weeaboos. Good news- you're not one.
30-40: You keep your love of Japanese stuff sensible.
40-50: You're very likely a Japanophile, but you're not as annoying as a full-blown weeaboo.
50-60: You're not a weeaboo just yet, but try and moderate it.
60-70: Weeaboo.
70-80: Please stop it!!!!!!
80-90: STOP HUMPING THE MIKU LOVE PILLOW!!!!!!11
90-100: STOP!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF KAMI-SAMA STOP!!!!!
101: Insane asylum tiems.


Found this from Nyassu. Then Jay did it. And I wanted to share my hate for weeaboos, so have some!

Also, I spent a long time in Word editting things so that sections were bold. Then I paste it into FA and the damn thing doesn't keep the formatting. Bitch.