Well well well...OH MY PHUKKIN GOBSTOPPERS! I'm tired of all this crap! Oversized crotch areas! Anthromorphic animal pornography! ALLTHEOTHERRELATEDANDJUSTASWRONGSTUFF! What's wrong with all this?!

I come to this site, trying to find something smaller than Deviantart to post art on, and I sign up, "Oh look! It's a littler art site to post my pieces on!" yeah...it was all right then.

"what da fuck? Why are there a bunch of huge dicks on my front page?"

And then this place got worse. Everytime I searched for something, I saw huge dicks, furry pornography, and lots of other crap. WHY DO YOU PEOPLE LOOK AT THAT!? I understand people jack off to human pornography, but FURRIES? VOMITING? SCAT? what's so appealing about that?

First of all, Huge dicks? Why? That's just wrong, I don't even know what to say about that. It's just wrong. Do you want to go around saying: Hey guys, look at my 20 foot long dick! Want to touch it? Ug, it's just wrong.

I think furries are pretty cool, how people can draw pictures of them in human situations, but furry pornongraphy? Really? What's the point? Why don't you just fuck a bear?

Vomiting, the process of rejecting digested food by means of the mouth, sound hot to you? Well not to me. I'm not gonna go jack off to some guy throwing up a burger on the side of the street, apparently a lot of you would though.

Scat. How about I go and take a crap on your floor, bet you wouldn't like that. Nuff said.

Yeah, that's really all I have to say. I hope all of you Crapping machines, vomiting creatures, sex-addicted furies, etc, all have a nice time jacking off to your little hideous pictures. I'm gonna go be normal.

BYE BYE!