[ ] You have eaten fish food.
[x] You have eaten dog food.
[ ] You have eaten cat food.
[ ] You have run into a glass door.
[ ] You have eaten an ant.
[x] You have eaten grass.
[ ] You have licked a tree.
[ ] You have polka dotted underwear.
[ ] You have pink underwear.
[ ] You had contests with your friends to see who can create the loudest burp.
[ ] You have screamed a random word in public.
[ ] You wave at people you don't know.
[ ] You have flushed the toilet because you were bored.
[ ] You have slapped yourself out of boredom.
[ ] You sing the "FUN" song.
[x] You hold conversations with a pillow, blanket, stuffed animal etc.
[ ] You dream of llamas coming out of peoples' butts.
[ ] You think people who eat brains are cool.
[ ] You sing karaoke even though you know you're horrible.
[ ] You know how to spell "supercallafragalisticespialadosious" by heart.
[ ] You make up your own words and use them with people who have no clue what they mean.
[ ] You have a new hair color every 5-7 months.
[ ] You have striped socks and you have wore them so people can see them.
[ ] You have hugged a random person.
[ ] You have ran up and down the stairs because you were bored.
[ ] You have created a puppet show with your socks out of boredom.
[ ] You have imagined people saying "bla" and blowing up.
[ ] You just tried imagining people saying "bla" and blowing up.
[ ] You are addicted to the Animaniacs themesong.
[ ] You are addicted to "The Pinky and the Brain" theme song.
[ ] You have stared at your ceiling for over 10 minutes.
[x] You talk to yourself.
[x] You have conversations with your imaginary friends.

Multiply by 3 for the result.
15%