...but you've already had that four times today!

...Have I? Well I see someone's been keeping count... Of what concern to you is that? Now where was I? Ah yes! One gay sex, please... Preferably with a big sweaty dog man with a ripped body in a tight police uniform who starts bludgeoning me relentlessly with his truncheon over a minor parking violation, then proceeds to strip me down as I cry in delirious submission, whilst dropping his pants and then raping me savagely.

...You mean the #3?

Yes.