Welcome to Wonderland. I'll be your host and guide, Harlequin. Please keep all wings and tails inside the cart at all times, lest some of the more *ahem* nasty inhabitants catch ahold. No one needs that, do they? Let me answer for you: no.

Fur-st and fur-most, I would like to apologize for the lack of drawn submissions; I have no artistic talent in that division. Photography, yes. Writing, most certainly. Drawing and painting? Sorry. However, if anyone would ever want to trade their artwork for a commission of me writing whatever they want (and I do mean whatever they want...), I would be more than happy. I assure you, you won't be disappointed.

As I mentioned before, my name is Harlequin, Thief Raccoon extraordinaire. I am adventurous and always looking at the world through an eye. I am nearly twenty-three years old with the mentality of someone far younger, living a life hopefully worth living in Belleville, MI. I hope that we become fast friends and that I never disappoint.

As far as first impressions go, I hope I have made an excellent one. There are times that I--wait, what was that? Excuse me...what? Oh dear.

If you will excuse me, a poor, unfortunate soul has been led astray by a most unsavory character, and I must be off.

With All Due Respect,
Harlequin Heartz