Sexual meme?

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Indeed

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
With the same person? Might I select a different one for each?

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
I don’t own a bed.

4. Do you masturbate?
I’m usually too busy to actually.

5. How often? Lately?
Umm…this is an odd sentence fragment.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, but I have for artistic reasons.

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Bath when I choose, but nature sometimes showers me against my will.

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yes.

9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Yes. Focus groups in order to critique and discuss.

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I want my partner to be themselves.

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Love is a variable thing measured in degrees.

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Do any of us really know anyone other than ourselves. Even then do we really know ourselves?

13. Would you choose love or money?
Love. Money can be used up tossed around and exploited. Love is intangible, a feeling true in ones heart and therefore cannot be taken forcibly from your wallet at gunpoint.

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Painting, photography, and glow in the dark condoms.

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yes.

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
On the Rhine river, spring day in a row boat.

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
On the set of a low budget scifi art film, it was the moon.

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
By design, yes.

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes. As well as brothels and burlesque shows.

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Absolutely not! I also go for drinks and delightful nachos.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Not for sexual reasons.

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Few times I have been lifted over someone’s head.

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Salvadore Dahli. I will say no more.

24. What's your sexual preference?
I find myself sexually attracted to the feminine, but all forms are aesthetically sound.

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Yes.

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes.

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Yes.

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes.

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes.

30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yes.

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Four bullet vibrators two blue wand vibrators and a comically large flesh toned dildo. I arranged them for a still life I’m painting.

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yes. I own a few actually.

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No. I have a mind like a steel trap, nothing in, nothing out.

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
That seems painful.

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Again, that sounds painful.

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Yes. I have a long tongue and a long…well, never mind.

37. What's your favorite sexual position?
I try to keep things fresh and not get locked into a habit.

38. What's your favorite sex act?
I suppose it would be receiving oral and threeways.

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
It seems like I just answered this in the previous question.

40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Krael without question.