ALL ABOUT ME
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- Name: Ian
- Single or taken: Single
- Sex: Male
- Birthday: 4/30
- Sign: Cardboard nailed to a 2x2 and painted with 'ASTROLOGY IS BULLSHIT' (Taurus)
- Hair color: Brown
- Eye color: Brown
- Height: 6'3 to 6'4", depending on how you measure it
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Straight, but largely asexual
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SPECIFICS
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- What kind of shampoo do you use?: I have an all-in-one bar of soap/bodywash/shampoo
- What are you listening to right now?: [S]==> Descend.
- Who is the last person that called you?: Uh...I think my mother.
- How many buddies are online right now?: One I can confirm.
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FAVORITES
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- Animals: Cats
- Color: I don't know, it's too hard to decide. white?
- Drink: Water or Arnie Palmers
- Element: Surprise
- Food: Swedish meatballs
- Game: Minecraft
- Movie: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
- Song: Gamebro (or anything from the homestuck soundtrack)
- Subjects in school: History, chemistry, physics
- T.V. Series: Firefly
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HAVE YOU EVER
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- Given anyone a bath?: Do pets count?
- Smoked?: Yes, didn't care for it
- Bungee jumped?: Nope
- Made yourself throw up?: Not intentionally (lolcinnamon)
- Skinny dipped?: Nope
- Ever been in love?: Nope
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Nope
- Pictured your crush naked?: In like, middleschool, yeah, but I don't have a crush now
- Actually seen your crush naked?: Nope
- Cried when someone died?: My Dog Skip. That is all.
- Lied: Why yes, I am a human being.
- Fallen for your best friend?: Omini and I have an awesome bromance but there's nothing sexual about it.
- Used someone?: James. Moving on.
- Done something you regret?: Yes, my life after gradeschool
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CURRENT
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- Clothes: Fuzzy PJ pants and a three-wolf t-shirt
- Desktop picture: One of the homestuck april donator's wallpapers, the one with Kanaya and Jade catching frogs
- CD in player: None
- DVD in player: Whichever disc of firefly has Jaynestown on it.
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LAST PERSON
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- You touched: Spencer, when I high-fived him after FNM
- Hugged: My neice
- You kissed: nobody ;_;
- You IMed: My buddy Aaron
- Talk to online: See above
- You sexed it up with: ;_;
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ARE YOU
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- Understanding?: Generally, yes
- Open-minded?: Yes
- Arrogant?: Sometimes yes, but only to hide my social anxieties
- Random?: Not in the LOLRANDUM ROFL XD EPIC WIN 4CHAN sense
- Hungry?: Just ate
- Smart?: Mostly intellectually lucky, but it looks the same as being smart
- Moody?: My mood is fairly stable but I can be prone to moodiness
- Organized?: HAHAHAHA
- Shy?: Oh lord yes
- Difficult?: I can be, but usually for the sake of trolling
- Bored easily?: Yes
- Entertained easily?: Incredibly so
- Obsessed?: About something yes, but I try to keep it in check
- Lazy?: Yes
- Angry?: Stupid things bother me more than they should but I like to think I'm fairly chill
- Happy?: Somewhat
- Hyper?: Rarely
- Trusting?: Maybe a little more than usual when it comes to friends and friends of friends but probably a little less with strangers
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RANDOM
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- In the morning I: Am sleeping, unless I work, in which case I'm at work at an ungodly hour
- Love is: Fur alle da
- I dream about: all sorts of things, often weird
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: Voice or face, depending on whether I saw them first or heard them first
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WHO
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- Makes you laugh the most: Uh...This'll sound douchey but probably myself
- Makes you smile: Aaron or Omini
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: Lots of people give me lots of different funny feelings, you'll have to define what kind you're talking about

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DO YOU EVER
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- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: Nope
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: It is a fact of life that all straight men have, for at least one second, wanted to be a woman just so they could play with their breasts.
- Wish you were younger?: FUCK no
- Cry because someone said something to you?: Maybe when I was a kid and my brother was messing with me but nothing I can think of specifically
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NUMBER
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- Of times I have had my heart broken?: Zero
- Of girls I've kissed: ;_;
- Of Cd's I own: Uh, twenty? I don't know and I'm not about to go count
- Of scars on my body: Four that I can see