this is a scene that played out in my head...it's NSFW so please read at your own discretion

The water was so hot today, as i was taking a shower, but it was so cold outside (negative thirty two degrees last time I checked the weather app) I didn't dare to turn down the heat, besides who doesn’t like to be wet and hot at the same time? Having short hair was probably why I was always cold but oh so stylish! I'm 5'9 kind of short on the guy side but whatever I'm still king of the jungle, being a lion and all. My mane is dirty blond I keep it styled and cut short, the color contrasting most of my body which is more of a gingerbread color (for those color impaired people it’s a shade of brown). My body, well going to the gym has its perks, obviously if you look at me.
Now about this shower I swear I bought this new shampoo, Involved it says on the bottle "the most intimate product we have ever designed, satisfaction guaranteed, or your money back." Well I'm not the average consumer I browsed the market checking ingredients and I swear to you this one had all the right proteins necessary to keep my hair perfect. So I bought the set, body wash, shampoo, conditioner, you name it I had it even the toothpaste and mouth wash and boy did it pay off.
As I said before the water that day was so hot, probably because my body was shivering from when I came home from work. My paws hurt, and back was sore and the water helped relieve the stress. I turned on the shower and let the whole room, steam up before I stripped off my four to five layers of clothes. I had a feeling someone was watching me but shrugged it off; I knew nothing could be in here. As I got to the last layer aka my boxers which in fact are the cutest thing I have ever seen, black and pink lace boyshorts "Victoria's personal secret of course" I responded to no one. Confused I stared through the steam and I faintly felt something brush against my thighs. I felt a longing overcome me and I rubbed my own thighs; a slight moan escaping my lips. "What the hell?" I thought to myself as I snapped out of my lust filled stupor and took off my boxers.
I never have been a...really big guy so in the department of size I am relatively average. Once I stepped into the shower none of that mattered. The water was kissing my skin stinging oh so slightly but bearable, enough to make me whince in pain for the first 5 minutes until my body acclimated to the temperature. I drenched myself moving back and forth within the shower, hitting every part of my now sore aching body. A slight moan escaped my mouth without my permission "no one is here anyways not like I need to be quiet" I let out a louder moan, enjoying how hot the water was. I arched my back lifting my tail and let the water roll down my spine. "mmmmm.." i began purring as I lost myself to the heat.
Some time had passed, not to sure how much but after having your tail lifted for so long you tend to lose track of time. I began panting I kept feeling hands touching wherever the water flowed. The room was filled with the thickest steam I have ever seen, clouds of hot water vapor wrapping around me almost restraining me. I reached for the shampoo and poured it into my hand and I swear to you it moved so slow out of the bottle I thought I must have been molasses. Eventually I ran it through my hair, I closed my eyes and I just felt so many different emotions run through me.
As I lathered my mane the suds rolled down my body over my chest, down my tail; I felt my instincts take over. I arched my back bent over and was pushed up against the wall, something entered inside of me. But I couldn’t see what it was. There was too much soap in my hair and was clouding my vision.
All I could do was feel, my arms felt useless propping my up against the wall so I didn’t hurt my face, my legs spread open and something was entering me slowly and gently but deeply as well. I wasn’t moaning...at first, I was trying to stop whatever was breeding me to stop, but after it found my sweet spot I was on my tip toes and all I remember was me begging for it to move faster. Eventually it stopped and I fell to my knees, the shower still pounding away at my body after washing away all of the shampoo off of me.

"If this is what the shampoo did I can only wonder what the rest will do."
I sat up legs tired and blinked the water out of my eyes and stared towards the rest of the products I had bought. "I got a long night ahead of me"