After a great many months of having no money whatsoever to speak of and deciding that I desperately need cash for stuff...I've decided to do what all struggling authors do when they need money....whore myself.

Bad for my street cred, but good for all of FA's chronic masturbators ne? XDD Anyway, Commissions and Requests are now open for business!

I'm willing to do about anything but I have some preferences:
No Scat
No Watersports
No Death
No Vomiting
No Vore-with-death-at-the-end
I Prefer M/M or M/M/M or M/M/M/etc XD But I'm open to herm characters or futa at a stretch.
I "prefer" no Pregnancy or M-Preg, or Unbirthing

I'm open to about anything else

Pricing is as follows:
$15 for a 3000 word story
$5 for each additional 1000 words
$5 for each character (after 3)
Special Note: I WILL do fan-characters but I charge an additional $2-5 depending on the complexity of the fan-character (background, etc stuff) and I'll need to be given a short paragraph or more describing them so I can "get into their heads"
$2-5 for more complex plots. I generally weave a basic plot into my sex stories but only enough of a semblence of a plot for the sex to move forward (if people are curious for a pre-FA "work" google "Kaa Roleplay X" and look up "Guil's Jungle Adventure" where there's a plot but it only serves to move forward to the next sex scene. Unfortunately you have to join the site to see >>...

I'm open to Multi-chapter stories at what will probably be a flat rate of $35/chapter, all chapters will be in the ballpark of 5000 words. Prices here however are subject to change, as I grow more experienced.

I have no life to speak of and spend at least 10-12 hours a day in front of a computer almost every day. I can't promise that I will always have your work done quickly, if I have the idea in my head I can usually knock it out in 2-3 days to a week at most, I'll inform you if I think it might take longer and we'll work something out. We can also keep in touch if I get half-way through and some weirdness comes up that it might take a few days to get the work completed.

On ^ <-THAT note, I'll offer wayyy down here in the fine print an "optional" $20-50 "Overnight" package where if you pay it I'll get the commission done the day I recieve the information/within 24 hours. This service is entirely optional, there's no obligation to use it, but if you want your fic done quickly, -and believe me I can write quickly, and make it look professional while doing so... then this is a way to get a quick, well-done commission out of me. Your work will immediately shoot to the top of my to-do list and recieve the highest priority (after all, that's what you're paying for XP). If something comes up half-way through the 24 hours or something like that, your additional money will of course be refunded, I'm not going to gip you. The reason for the large difference is mainly the complexity of the story, a 3000 word piece with 3-4 kinks is much easier to write than a 6000-7000 word piece with 3-4 kinks... And conversely, a 6-7000 word piece with 2-3 kinks is (generally) MUCH easier to write than a 3000 word piece with 6-7 or even 8 kinks (again, generally).

I hope you all enjoy and I look forward to writing many many yiffy gooey stories! At this time I don't have a "limit" established so I'll take as many as I'm able to and I'll inform you if I'm not able to take them!