I look into the mirror…. My eyes show a world where dreams and hopes come true. As life changes so does the color of my eyes. My black nose, lips and tongues enhance the snow white fur that covers my body. Longer fur accumulates around my neck looking like a scarf, ironically it looks warm but it makes feel cooler than most. On my arms, shows a tribal sun on my right and a mechanical tribal crescent moon on my left. Both my hands and feet are extremely bigger than most animals; it helps keep my balance my massive body. I am 9 feet 4 inches tall and weigh about 1110lbs. Most critters think that weighing over a thousand pounds I am immobile. Well just to let you know, I am quite mobile…so hmph. Yes my body isn’t perfect, I do have muscles. I have nice arms and legs and a pretty decent chest. But for some reason I can never get six pack abs. Maybe it is because I like to eat a lot, but who knows, I’m not a fitness expert. But I am a chef and I am also an entertainer. So I know food and fun. My belly shows it, too. The benefit of being a polar bear….oh wait, you didn’t know I’m a polar bear, well now you know…anyway the benefit of being of being a polar bear is bears have a big appetite and because I am athletic it just enhances it. I can eat a horse…figuratively and literally. Sorry, Sugarboy. I eat like that quite often….so my tummy stretches pretty well, not like I’m showing off.

I want to be the “Lady Gaga” of the furry fandom. As you will see I am just as creative and obscure. I would like to become an entertainer that will show how the furry fandom actually is. Because even though some of the ways the media has portrayed it, is quite hysterical. I want to show how sexy the fandom can be…rawr.

Question….what would Lady Gaga’s fursona be? O.o