Warning: this is a review of a prostate toy by a straight male. If you're offended by butt-stuff or think that anything involving a man's anus is 'Gay' then stop reading.

Straight guys have prostates, too!

The Euphoria Male G-Spot Stimulator is a prostate massager, designed for male solo play, but this could be used with a partner. There are no moving parts to the toy, it comes in black or white and has two sizes: 4" or 4.5" both for around $55 each.

The Euphoria was my first 'real' prostate toy, my experience before that was limited to fingers and smaller toys meant more for teasing. This was relatively new to me, and I will be doing the review as some one first coming into this sort of play.

When I first looked at the Euphoria I was both puzzled and intrigued by the shape of it. It looks like it should work but this specific type of toy (and all prostate massagers) looked pretty alien. When I looked on the back I found instructions. NOT: 'Step 1. Lube, Step 2. Insert, Step 3. Clean,' but honest to goodness instructions that were clearly written and obviously had their intended audience in mind.

One step tells the user to "breathe and relax, slowly let your body and mind clear" because, honestly, if your mind's not 'in it', it could be the best toy out there but you're not going to have any damn fun! If this is the first thing going back there you might be a little stressed right? I have had someone comment that it reads almost clinical, like something your doctor would tell you to do or an IKEA manual, but that's what you want isn't it? The toy is designed for a purpose and if you don't know how to use it correctly, you won't get its effects (eg. A gentleman complained it didn't work only for me to point out he was using it backwards).

I thought it was just a fantastic touch that there is also a picture showing exactly what the toy does inside the male body so even if you're 'putting something up your bum' for the first time, you know its going to do what is says it will, and that's probe your prostate.

Once I got the toy open I noticed that it is hard, seamless plastic and two 'arms'. I was expecting the toy to bend or have some wiggle but it's solid, and I learned why later. There are two 'arms' one curled up towards the toy the other looped down. The upward facing one is to press onto the perineum (or the taint/grundle/fleshy fun bridge, if you don't know what a perineum is). This means that the downward facing 'arm' is used for retrieval.

So if you follow the instructions by this point you will have a well washed toy, some water based lube kicking and a willing body, laying on your side. Guys may think of this as the 'doctors visit' position and, well, if the docs are doing it there must be some science behind why. Next step was to well-lube the toy and your anus and slip it inside. At first it felt weird, but keep going until it's all the way in. The instructions say try to relax for about 10-15 min. If this is your first time, try not to think about the hard plastic toy in your ass. Once you're okay with the feeling, flex your PC Muscle; it's the same thing you do when you try to cut off your pee mid-stream or when you make your cock 'flex'. If everything is working properly, you should a goofy smile on your face and immediately do it again. That, my friends, is the prostate getting rubbed by the hard plastic end of this wonderful toy.

In my experience, I have never had that kind of feeling before, so I spent and long time just playing with toy inside of me, trying out different pressures and length of the 'squeeze', shifting my hips, changing positions, and seeing what I could do with it.

Long story short, I have not had the magical prostate orgasm, yet, but when you do cum, guys you know this, your body locks up just like you would when you use this toy. It flexes itself inside of your body over and over as you ejaculate, probing and rubbing your prostate each time. It makes for a completely different orgasm then the ones I had have before.

The solid hard plastic made clean up a breeze (that was a huge concern for me as I can assume would be for other first time users) almost nothing sticks to the thing so if you're well-lubed, the trip to the sink to wash it up should be clean and painless.

I would suggest this toy to any one interested in playing with their prostate. That being said, I have had a close friend tell me that if regularly have anal sex, even the 4.5" toy is to small for the 'flexing action' to work. He found it almost useless and went for something bigger.

My Ratings:

5/5: For first timers, ease of use, simple and safe care, great design.
1/5 (From a friend): If you're well-versed in anal loving you might want to skip it and find a different prostate toy.

(Just a heads up, I plan on doing some of my reviews and talks about sex 'on the air' for a friends Podcast. If you have any comments/questions or, hell, even toys you want me to try out, feel free to ask them to me here or PM. More details coming up soon about where and how to listen to me! and also I have posted this on lots of different sights so sorry if you see this like 5 times)