*Where are you staying?
The main hotel.

*Sharing a room with:
 Wolftale

*What is your gender?
Otoko.

*Relationship Status:
Going steady with aforementioned roomie.

*How old are you?
Some say I qualify to be a greymuzzle - I reckon by extension this makes me a senpai.

*How tall are you?
1,84m

*Which languages do you speak?
Norwegian, English, German and Swedish.

*Where will you be most of the time during the day?
Around the hotel and/or surrounding area, I suppose.

*Who will you be with?
Fellow yuushi, destined to battle the vile influence of sake - one bottle at a time.

*What suit(s) will you have?
The good old Joon everyone knows and (presumably) loves. Maybe something new.

*Can I dance with you?
I suffer from Norwegian Inherited Stiffness SyndromE.
Ref: https://youtu.be/hGOLJlZW_qc

*Can I touch you?
Hai! I don't freak out over random physical contact. Dakishimetai no?

*Can I talk to you?
As long as it's not in Japanese! Or other unlisted languages in earlier question.

*Can I hug you?
If you have the arms for it, sure!

*Can I take photos of you/with you?
Of course.

*Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Yes, you may. It is ungentlemanly to turn down a drink.

*Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
Sake!

*Can I give you lots of money?
Crowdfunding my attendance at a con? I doubt I'm at such a level of popularity.

*Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Yes, you may. Possibly.

*Can we hang out?
Likely yes. I'm a bit of an introvert, so I require some warming up to new faces.

*Are you nice?
I largely live by the golden rule - if I'm a bit crude/dismissive I'm likely having a bit of a bad day.

*Other cons you may go to?
Eurofurence.

*Attending any events?
If it catches my interest, sure.

*How can I find you at the con?
Well, I mean, there is my fursuit...

*Can we go out for a dinner?
As long as we stick to my rule of "max 6". Going in droves of 10-20 people, as a party, only result in restaurant staff messing up orders and people either not getting what they ordered or anything at all. Besides, there's only room for the loudest people in conversations in groups of 10+.

*Are you buying art?
I might.

*What do I have to watch out for, when I am meeting you?
My personality phenotype is that of an introvert - requiring me to relate to many unknown faces at the same time is not my idea of a good time. I function optimally in smaller groups.

*What is the best way to contact you?
joon_storm on twitter, I guess.

*May I kidnap you to my room?
I dare say you'd need to be quite the sumo or strong yuushi to get me anywhere against my will. Try with the allure of sake, or a bento.

*Last time/last con/last meet/last chat we talked so much and now you forgot my name? Why???
Likely because I never made any lasting memories around your name, or never really caught your name. I find it a bit awkward to grab at someone's badge to bring it up to my face.

*Will you tell me your room-number and can I surprise visit you?
Pledge fealty to me as your shogun and you may be samurai in my court. Ninjas are honorless.

*I have a personal question for the convention. May I ask you that?
In a sense I favor a well-balanced naginata over a katana, or even a nodachi. What else could there be to ask about?