[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?

i got a few mins while i wait for the tea to cool.

[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?

i think that's a fairly dumb question because of the "if it was legalized" part, like it being legal or not is the issue here. if ur dumb enough to do meth u prolly wont care if it's legal or not. so no.

[03] Abortion: for or against it?

just let people decide what they wanna do.

[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?

that's a dumb question too, gender so isn't how u judge a person or pick a damn president, it's if they're qualified for the damn job.

that like saying that any woman in the world is (or not) qualified for <insert random job here>, how could anyone make such generalized judgment?

[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?

no, torture. death is too easy.

there's people who commit crimes that inflict agonizing pain on people over months or years sometime, i believe that giving them the same treatment would b fitting.

[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?

I'm indifferent on the subject.

[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?

"be ye with us or against us?" *facepalms*

i'm for letting people do what they wanna do, if they wanna have sex right away, good for them, if they wanna wait, that's admirable, but ultimately good for them as well.

[08] Do you believe in God?

nah, i think he's just bragging now.

[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?

again, let people do what they want with their lives. why are so many of these questions so stupid?

[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?

I think Americans are afraid that the Hispanics will do to them what they did with the native Americans, that would b interesting.

seriously though, that's the least of the USA's problems, focus people focus! u don't go install mouse traps in the kitchen when the whole house's on fucking fire.

[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?

this question is so retarded I'll tell u people about OpenID instead:

OpenID is basically a way to identify yourself online in a unique way to comment on stuff. one example is blogspot, it supports OpenID, which means that u can reply on a blog using, for example, your aim screenname. since an AIM screenname can only belong to 1 person, u are effectively identified and can b reached. so it'll allow u to post the reply as an identified user.

currently, if u have an account for livejournal, wordpress, typepad or AIM, u already have an OpenID. in the future, more services will b included in OpenID which IMO is awesome cause instead of registering for everything, u can use what u already have.

it's a bit how u can access all the Google services with just 1 account, but on a more global level.

[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?

it doesn't matter, if they wanna drink they'll find a way. u could raise the age to 25, which is what would b appropriate IMO, and they'd still start getting drunk at 15-16.

[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?

yes please, get the fuck out of there u god dammed idiots, ur fucking economy is absolute crap and u fuckers are starting to drag everyone else in the world with u!

wars are fucking expansive and u people will already b paying this one for the next fucking decade, GTFO already!

[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?

yea, if one's life has become too painful or has no minimal quality (like being paralyzed)

[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?

u know what, yes. as long as it's a spanking and not a beating.

i still hear people say "when i was a kid, one time i did <insert fuck up> and my dad whooped my ass so hard i never did it again" and laugh.

honestly i wish u could just talk shit out, but when kids are on to the fact that whatever they do they wont get spanked, some will abuse the fuck out of it, and seeing that, other will too, etc.

it shouldn't b a common punishment, but it should exist.


[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?

lol I'd do it for far less, what kind of dumb question is that?

[17] Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?

I'll say obama based only on the fact that for being the first black president he'll have a lot of pressure to do well and might start fixing what bush broke.

[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?

if i was afraid i wouldn't post it, god these questions are so dumb.

[19] The President has been kidnapped by NINJAS! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President??

i am, but i wont.